Woman Who Posts Multiple Selfies Actually Dead Inside
It has become clear that a woman who posts numerous selfies on a daily basis, is actually dead on the inside, hates her life and feeds of the attention of…
Irishman Banned From Online Dating Site For Telling Truth On Profile
“We’re shocked and to be honest it’s not something that we have ever dealt with before”, these were the words of Phil Stewart CEO of Irish dating site, “Last…
Revealed: Irish Aural Tapes Using Breaking Bad
Leaked Irish aural tapes from this year’s Leaving Certificate have revealed that the State Examinations Commission has used Breaking Bad on one of their examination tapes for this years course….
Facebook Buys Students’ Mini Company For €450 Million
Two 12 year olds from Portumna Community School in Galway, have become the latest entrepreneurs to be acquired by Facebook, for a staggering €450 million. By Cormac Moore Facebook have been on an…
Ranelagh Joyrider Released Following Rampage; All Weapons Confiscated & $100
The joyrider who cut a path of destruction through Dublin City last night in a stolen van has appeared outside Pearse Street Garda station with full health, but minus his…
The Putin Rap – His Emineminence – Music Video
Vladimir Putin has released an interesting cover of an Eminem classic. Highlighting via song his stance on everything from corporate friendliness to hating gay people, this insightful creative piece of…
Enda Kenny Orders Garda Ombudman’s Office To Be Fumigated
In light of the ever growing controversy surrounding the Garda Síochána Ombudsman Commission (GSOC), Taoiseach Enda Kenny has order the entire office space to be fumigated. By Cormac Moore Reacting to…
Gooch Undergoes Cruciate Surgery; Runs Marathon, Rescues Orphans
Having undergone surgery on a cruciate ligament injury sustained during a match for his club Dr. Croakes, Crocked Kerry GAA Superstar Colm “Gooch” Cooper has begun his road to recuperation…
Alarming Number of Students Still Convinced Leaving Cert Is Important
A recent study has today revealed that a large amount of leaving certificate students are still convinced that the state exams are in some way valuable to their personal and professional lives….
Angela Kerins Checks Into Rehab To Deal With Addiction To Hypocrisy
Angela Kerins, has been admitted to an addiction rehabilitation clinic, to help her overcome her addiction to hypocrisy, The Potato can reveal today. By Cormac Moore Angela Kerins, who is…
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