Irish Women Reminded To Wear Nothing But Floral Giggs Brings Keating, Woods and Hefner Onto Backroom Team Child Slaves Thrilled As Pennys Announces Expansion Plans Ruairi Quinn To Ban Unruly Conference Delegates From School Debs Iona Institute Protesting Against Gay Penguins
Irish Women Reminded To Wear Nothing But Floral

Irish Women Reminded To Wear Nothing But Floral

Irish women are being reminded today to ensure they have the required amount of floral patterned clothes for the weekend, to make sure that they all look exactly the same… Read more »

Giggs Brings Keating, Woods and Hefner Onto Backroom Team

Giggs Brings Keating, Woods and Hefner Onto Backroom Team

Ryan Giggs has drafted in Ronan Keating, Tiger Woods and Hugh Hefner to join his backroom team after being appointed interim manager for the fallen giants Manchester United.  By Cormac… Read more »

Child Slaves Thrilled As Pennys Announces Expansion Plans

Child Slaves Thrilled As Pennys Announces Expansion Plans

Child slaves across India have welcomed the announcement today from Penny’s about their ambitious plans to move into the US market.  By Cormac Moore Penny’s is one of the most… Read more »

Ruairi Quinn To Ban Unruly Conference Delegates From School Debs

Ruairi Quinn To Ban Unruly Conference Delegates From School Debs

An angry minister for Education Ruairi Quinn has warned he will be sending notes home to the parents of several ill-disciplined teachers after some unruly behaviour at the ASTI teacher’s… Read more »

UN Finds GAA Guilty Of Human Rights Violations

UN Finds GAA Guilty Of Human Rights Violations

A damning report published today by the United Nations, has found the Gaelic Athletics Association (GAA) guilty of breaching numerous international human rights and has called the organisation “shameful in… Read more »

Iona Institute Protesting Against Gay Penguins

Iona Institute Protesting Against Gay Penguins

Labelled as Ireland’s first gay penguin couple, Penelope and Missy are now the focus of an anti-gay marriage protest. The same-sex pair, who reside at their polar ice home in… Read more »

Uncontrollable Erection Traps Man In Jacuzzi For 5 Hours

Uncontrollable Erection Traps Man In Jacuzzi For 5 Hours

A 31 year old man found himself trapped in a leisure centre Jacuzzi today for nearly 5 hours, after a random erection prevented him for being able to leave.  By Cormac Moore Initial… Read more »

BREAKING: Alan Shatter Resigns His Position As Minister For Justice

BREAKING: Alan Shatter Resigns His Position As Minister For Justice

Breaking news coming today has revealed that Alan Shatter, has resigned his position as Minister for Justice, after a string of controversies surrounding his department came to light recently. The… Read more »

Brian O’Driscoll To Open Sheep Farm In Dublin

Brian O’Driscoll To Open Sheep Farm In Dublin

The Freedom of the City of Dublin has been awarded to legendary rugby star Brian O’Driscoll at a reception in the Mansion House. Sources close to the now ex-international player… Read more »

Patrick Nulty Takes ‘The Fear’ To A Whole New Level

Patrick Nulty Takes ‘The Fear’ To A Whole New Level

People are in awe today of disgraced, former independent TD Patrick Nulty, as he has taken The Fear, to an entirely new level.  By Cormac Moore Many people have experienced the… Read more »

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