UN Finds GAA Guilty Of Human Rights Violations
A damning report published today by the United Nations, has found the Gaelic Athletics Association (GAA) guilty of breaching numerous international human rights and has called the organisation “shameful in…
Iona Institute Protesting Against Gay Penguins
Labelled as Ireland’s first gay penguin couple, Penelope and Missy are now the focus of an anti-gay marriage protest. The same-sex pair, who reside at their polar ice home in…
Uncontrollable Erection Traps Man In Jacuzzi For 5 Hours
A 31 year old man found himself trapped in a leisure centre Jacuzzi today for nearly 5 hours, after a random erection prevented him for being able to leave. By Cormac Moore Initial…
BREAKING: Alan Shatter Resigns His Position As Minister For Justice
Breaking news coming today has revealed that Alan Shatter, has resigned his position as Minister for Justice, after a string of controversies surrounding his department came to light recently. The…
Brian O’Driscoll To Open Sheep Farm In Dublin
The Freedom of the City of Dublin has been awarded to legendary rugby star Brian O’Driscoll at a reception in the Mansion House. Sources close to the now ex-international player…
Patrick Nulty Takes ‘The Fear’ To A Whole New Level
People are in awe today of disgraced, former independent TD Patrick Nulty, as he has taken The Fear, to an entirely new level. By Cormac Moore Many people have experienced the…
Reported Sightings of the Rare Irish 18-25 Year-Old
Various sources are confirming an increase in reported sightings of the once-common Irish 18-25 Year-Old. This has fuelled speculation that the Irish 18-25 Year-Old population – thought to be in…
Thousands Expected To Picket Fred Phelps Funeral
Thousands of people from all over America are expected to show up and picket the former leader of the Westboro Baptist Church’s funeral. By Cormac Moore Fred Phelps was considered…
Dunboyne Ecstatic As Damien Whittaker Finally Joins Facebook
Dunboyne locals are today celebrating, as news of Damien Whittaker’s recent decision to join Facebook spreads throughout the self proclaimed Republic. The social media network was set up in 2004,…
Thousands Mourn Loss Of Gordan D’Arcy’s Beard
Thousands of people all over Ireland are trying to come to terms with the tragic loss of Gordan D’Arcy’s facial hair, after it’s life was ended yesterday when Ireland beat…
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