Irish Women Reminded To Wear Nothing But Floral
Irish women are being reminded today to ensure they have the required amount of floral patterned clothes for the weekend, to make sure that they all look exactly the same…
Giggs Brings Keating, Woods and Hefner Onto Backroom Team
Ryan Giggs has drafted in Ronan Keating, Tiger Woods and Hugh Hefner to join his backroom team after being appointed interim manager for the fallen giants Manchester United. By Cormac…
Child Slaves Thrilled As Pennys Announces Expansion Plans
Child slaves across India have welcomed the announcement today from Penny’s about their ambitious plans to move into the US market. By Cormac Moore Penny’s is one of the most…
Ruairi Quinn To Ban Unruly Conference Delegates From School Debs
An angry minister for Education Ruairi Quinn has warned he will be sending notes home to the parents of several ill-disciplined teachers after some unruly behaviour at the ASTI teacher’s…
UN Finds GAA Guilty Of Human Rights Violations
A damning report published today by the United Nations, has found the Gaelic Athletics Association (GAA) guilty of breaching numerous international human rights and has called the organisation “shameful in…
Iona Institute Protesting Against Gay Penguins
Labelled as Ireland’s first gay penguin couple, Penelope and Missy are now the focus of an anti-gay marriage protest. The same-sex pair, who reside at their polar ice home in…
Uncontrollable Erection Traps Man In Jacuzzi For 5 Hours
A 31 year old man found himself trapped in a leisure centre Jacuzzi today for nearly 5 hours, after a random erection prevented him for being able to leave. By Cormac Moore Initial…
BREAKING: Alan Shatter Resigns His Position As Minister For Justice
Breaking news coming today has revealed that Alan Shatter, has resigned his position as Minister for Justice, after a string of controversies surrounding his department came to light recently. The…
Brian O’Driscoll To Open Sheep Farm In Dublin
The Freedom of the City of Dublin has been awarded to legendary rugby star Brian O’Driscoll at a reception in the Mansion House. Sources close to the now ex-international player…
Patrick Nulty Takes ‘The Fear’ To A Whole New Level
People are in awe today of disgraced, former independent TD Patrick Nulty, as he has taken The Fear, to an entirely new level. By Cormac Moore Many people have experienced the…
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