The Weekly Mash Up
The IRA, models as plates and Junior C GAA players – all in The Weekly Mash Up right here. Dublin Model Gets Dream Job As Giant Plate Some good news…
Dublin Gym Now Offering Photoshop Classes
Overweight gym owner Ben Dunne has today announced that all his fitness centres will be offering members the latest in physical transformation techniques, through interactive and intense Photoshop classes. In each of…
Conspiracy Theorists Won’t Leave Go Kart Track
A group of conspiracy theorists yesterday evening refused to end their session at Kylemore Karting, causing widespread disruption to a number of school tours and children’s birthday parties. The group of 12…
Creative PR Person Buys New Cape
A 31 year old creative account executive working for Dublin PR firm ThoughtGaf, today showed up to work wearing a brand new, alternative, I don’t care what you think I’m…
Driver Can’t Find Car In Multi-Storey Car Park
A 27 year old female is today growing seriously concerned that her car may have been stolen from the Stephen’s Green Shopping Centre Car Park. She has been walking around…
Dublin Model Gets Dream Job As Giant Plate
Some good news on the job front today as it would appear that one lucky model has secured the dream job of becoming a giant plate. Dublin based model Rachel…
Bin Laden Movie Being Made From TheJournal.ie Comments
Michael Bay has just announced that he will begin filming a new action packed blockbuster chronicling the life of the international terrorist Osama Bin Laden. The script for the movie will be based entirely…
Alan Shatter To Expose Wallace’s Teenage Diaries
The Alan Shatter/Mick Wallace spat took a bizarre twist today. Despite the negative press he has received for revealing confidential Garda information live on television, Minister Shatter has insisted on worsening…
Alan Shatter To Do Celeb Gossip Column In Heat Magazine
You would think that Alan Shatter, the Fine Gael politician, would be busy enough taking on three ministerial roles; Minister of Justice, Minister of Defence and Minister of Propaganda, but…
Child’s Face Stuck After Wind Changes
An 8 year olds face has today been paralysed in a very distorted position, after the winds changed direction while he was playing outside with friends. The child had been…
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