Iona Institute Protesting Against Gay Penguins Uncontrollable Erection Traps Man In Jacuzzi For 5 Hours Patrick Nulty Takes ‘The Fear’ To A Whole New Level Thousands Expected To Picket Fred Phelps Funeral Thousands Mourn Loss Of Gordan D’Arcy’s Beard
UN Finds GAA Guilty Of Human Rights Violations

UN Finds GAA Guilty Of Human Rights Violations

A damning report published today by the United Nations, has found the Gaelic Athletics Association (GAA) guilty of breaching numerous international human rights and has called the organisation “shameful in… Read more »

Iona Institute Protesting Against Gay Penguins

Iona Institute Protesting Against Gay Penguins

Labelled as Ireland’s first gay penguin couple, Penelope and Missy are now the focus of an anti-gay marriage protest. The same-sex pair, who reside at their polar ice home in… Read more »

Uncontrollable Erection Traps Man In Jacuzzi For 5 Hours

Uncontrollable Erection Traps Man In Jacuzzi For 5 Hours

A 31 year old man found himself trapped in a leisure centre Jacuzzi today for nearly 5 hours, after a random erection prevented him for being able to leave.  By Cormac Moore Initial… Read more »

BREAKING: Alan Shatter Resigns His Position As Minister For Justice

BREAKING: Alan Shatter Resigns His Position As Minister For Justice

Breaking news coming today has revealed that Alan Shatter, has resigned his position as Minister for Justice, after a string of controversies surrounding his department came to light recently. The… Read more »

Brian O’Driscoll To Open Sheep Farm In Dublin

Brian O’Driscoll To Open Sheep Farm In Dublin

The Freedom of the City of Dublin has been awarded to legendary rugby star Brian O’Driscoll at a reception in the Mansion House. Sources close to the now ex-international player… Read more »

Patrick Nulty Takes ‘The Fear’ To A Whole New Level

Patrick Nulty Takes ‘The Fear’ To A Whole New Level

People are in awe today of disgraced, former independent TD Patrick Nulty, as he has taken The Fear, to an entirely new level.  By Cormac Moore Many people have experienced the… Read more »

Reported Sightings of the Rare Irish 18-25 Year-Old

Reported Sightings of the Rare Irish 18-25 Year-Old

Various sources are confirming an increase in reported sightings of the once-common Irish 18-25 Year-Old. This has fuelled speculation that the Irish 18-25 Year-Old population – thought to be in… Read more »

Thousands Expected To Picket Fred Phelps Funeral

Thousands Expected To Picket Fred Phelps Funeral

Thousands of people from all over America are expected to show up and picket the former leader of the Westboro Baptist Church’s funeral.  By Cormac Moore Fred Phelps was considered… Read more »

Dunboyne Ecstatic As Damien Whittaker Finally Joins Facebook

Dunboyne Ecstatic As Damien Whittaker Finally Joins Facebook

Dunboyne locals are today celebrating, as news of Damien Whittaker’s recent decision to join Facebook spreads throughout the self proclaimed Republic. The social media network was set up in 2004,… Read more »

Thousands Mourn Loss Of Gordan D’Arcy’s Beard

Thousands Mourn Loss Of Gordan D’Arcy’s Beard

Thousands of people all over Ireland are trying to come to terms with the tragic loss of Gordan D’Arcy’s facial hair, after it’s life was ended yesterday when Ireland beat… Read more »

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