It’s been a busy year for Enda Kenny. He’s made the cover of Time Magazine, been awarded European of the Year and now it appears he has been signed to an exclusive endorsement deal, with none other than international condom giant Durex.
The deal, reported to be in the millions, will see Enda Kenny promote the prophylactic brand by wearing a condom at his public appearances, social media channels and Television work, regardless of whether he is erect or not.
Durex had been looking for a brand ambassador for a number of months and were seeking someone with money, status and a global profile to help expose their product lines to a more diverse audience.
Perfect Fit
Durex were delighted to secure the deal and they feel The Taoiseach is a perfect fit to help spread the message of the Durex brand. In a statement released on their website they commented:
We’re thrilled to have Mr. Kenny on board. We needed someone with an international presence, an inviting persona and someone who is used to screwing large amounts of people. Thankfully Mr. Kenny ticks all those boxes and with his country’s budget coming up next week, the timing couldn’t be better. The Irish Prime Minister will be screwing more people than ever before and we’re delighted to be there to provide him with long lasting protection that will feel like he’s wearing nothing at all.
The deal is effective immediately and Durex have made their first delivery of products and merchandise to Enda Kenny. A spokesperson for An Taoiseach said that he is very much looking forward to starting this new relationship with Durex and once he figures out how to wear them properly, he’ll be set.
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