Think Contraception Johnny Arrested

A long haired, bearded man, going by the name of “Johnny”, has been arrested by Gardaí after several serious complaints and allegations made against him.

The man in question, is in his late twenties and has been breaking and entering unlawfully into a number of locations and always, while young couples were engaging in sexual activities. 

The man was arrested by Gardaí while making his way towards a car parked in the Phoenix Park. The young couple in the car raised the alarm after locking themselves in and Gardaí arrived on scene shortly afterwards. The couple commented:

“We were just talking like and, then I was saying something to my girlfriend and saw this freak dressed in yellow make his way to the car. I locked the doors, then he tried to get in. Shit got really weird when he started playing a Ukulele.”

Others have stated that the bearded man made his way into sitting rooms, bedrooms, cars and camp sites and would just sit and watch people fornicate while playing with his instrument, until he would be noticed and would then run away.

Gardaí can hold the man in question for up to 48 hours before deciding whether or not to charge him. People with any additional information are asked to contact the authorities on the Garda Confidential Line on 1800 666 111   

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2 Responses to "Think Contraception Johnny Arrested"

  1. InisEanna says:

    Where was Johnny when Kenny’s parents “got jiggy with it”?

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