Justin Bieber was last night refused entry into Copperface Jacks after his sell out gig at the O2.
The international mega star had planned on having his after party in the famous nightclub, but ran into trouble with bouncers at the door.
Bieber initially walked up and tried to skip the queue, but didn’t realise that the only souls on planet earth that can do such a thing are medal winning inter-county GAA players, wearing a blue pair of Levi 501s, Doc Martins and their very own county jersey.
After reluctantly queuing up for over 45 minutes, Bieber was then asked for photo identification to prove his age. Copperface Jacks has strict age restrictions on the door. Usually it is 21s only, but sometimes the security enforce an over 23s rule too.
Bieber, who looks like a 12 year old pre pubescent boy was unable to provide any identification and was asked to step aside. He was soon after asked if he knew what fingering was and when he replied no, he was abruptly instructed to leave. The shocked Bieber then began to shout and scream like a little girl at the bouncers asking them in distain how they could not know who he was.
Witnesses said they saw him run off and drunkenly ring his ex girlfriend Selena Gomez, crying down the phone to her that he was not able to get in and demanding that she tell him what “fingering” was.
Bieber’s friends who were with him, all got in and none waited outside for him, because in reality they don’t like him. Or his music.
Bieber’s massive online following is expected to now boycott Copperface Jacks after they refused him entry. No one has a problem with this however.
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