Top Footballer Caught Being Monogamous

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A top premiership league footballer, who can’t be named, has shocked the sporting world by engaging in a monogamous relationship with his wife. Player X, as we will call him, has been faithful to his wife and has been doing to for nearly 5 years.

“It’s a disgrace.” Said one UEFA spokesperson. “Its bad apples like this that ruins the wholesome reputation of the coke-taking, orgy-loving deities that true footballers are.”

Shocked

The soccer player’s wife was shocked when the news broke. “I can’t believe it. I had no idea he was being faithful. I assumed, like all wags that he would be off having affairs, it hasn’t really set in yet.”

Player X will make an official statement later today but we talked to some of his team mates. “We can’t trust him anymore. He used to tell us stories of all the women he slept with and he was just a liar. His has let us down, himself down and the fans.”

The story was uncovered by glamour model Bianca Carlyle who propositioned the high-profile star at a recent party. “I asked him if he was interested in having a good time. He told me no because he was married and loved his wife. If was absolutely disgusted.”

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