Global Warming Debunked By Irish Scientists

Image: Niamh Smith

Image: Niamh Smith

A team of Irish scientists have finally put an end to the debate surrounding Global Warming and whether or not it actually exists.

It doesn’t.

The team of researchers made their conclusion after standing for over 45 minutes this morning, in the snow, waiting for their bus. Overnight snowfall and blizzard like conditions caused numerous delays with public transport around the country.

The scientists took their empirical evidence from the freezing cold this morning and combined their results with numerous photos and subjective status updates from social media sites such as Twitter, Instagram and Facebook.

Combing these images and updates, the team then correlated their evidence with a standard calendar and found that we were in March. Historical evidence and weather patterns show that March should not be this cold. #Fact

Commenting on the findings, one cold scientist said:

Seriously, it’s March and I’m covered in snow, freezing, trying to make my way to work. Anyone who thinks that global warming is real, put the crack pipe down and look out the window. 

The newly published research will thankfully put an end to the debate and will hopefully see a reduction on the cost of living for many people around the world, as carbon taxes should be removed completely, because, they were only introduced because of a planet getting warmer.

The irrefutable evidence that the place is baltic, should leave governments around the world no choice but to remove the taxes.

Motor tax, petrol and building energy certs will hopefully see a reduction by the end of the year, easing some of the financial pressure felt by families.

Image: @Niamhsmith

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