Heaslip BEARS All

Published by Tom O'Mahony on March 9, 2013 | 0 Comment

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The past few weeks have been a dish served cold for Captain Heaslip. Our Jamie has admitted in an exclusive to The Potato that the fear of mystery-meat turning up in his South William St restaurant “BEAR” has been a heavy burden to……. well the puns write themselves here.

The Ireland rugby team’s poor form of late does not rest entirely in Heaslip’s paws (sorry) we know but as captain, an extra serving of responsibility is warranted.

Following the spurious-meat scandals of late in Ireland the Iranian-born Leinster star’s restaurant has been coming under serious scrutiny as it boasts to serving beef dishes exclusively. Heaslip (or Horselips to his team mates) admitted it that it all sparked with a tweet from one of his teamates “one of the goys thought it’d be loike sooo fonny to tweet that I sold horse-meat in my restaurant. It’s completely, well nearly 100% anyway, not true”.

Fancy restaurant or not, with a hungry France team on the horison today (a country that openly serves horse meat in it’s restaurants), our Jamie better hope Le Bleu aren’t partial to a little bit of porter de la viande (google translate) or we could be looking at another grizzly day at the office for our gourmet captain.

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Tom "the Bear" O' Mahony, a Dublin based (and possibly Ireland’s only ex cage-fighting/rugby playing)comedian. With his sniper-style observational-accuracy and the hilarious consequences that come from his insane life stories, (like how he blagged a job working as a supercar test-driver or the day he gave Nick Faldo a bollicking over his crap helicopter parking skills)Playing along side some of the biggest names in the business in clubs across the UK and Ireland.

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