Israel Gives Palestine Chance At Winning Independence

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After peace talks between Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and PM of the Palestine National Authority Salam Fayyad, a deal has been struck where Palestine is being given the opportunity to win its independence in a fight to the death.

In an interview PM Netanyahu said he was sick of the bombing and killing and yada yada yada. Therefore he proposed a deal in which each side, instead of attacking each other for generations to come, would each elect a warrior to do battle to the death in the name of their nation.

Netanyahu claims he gained inspiration from his favourite movie Troy and proceeded to quote it saying “Two men Enter, one man leaves”.

When Martin McGuinness heard of this plan he was intrigued, and said this could be the answer to ending all the problems in Northern Ireland. However, when Peter Robinson was asked of this idea he stated “Not a chance, if there is one thing Catholics are good at its bare knuckle boxing”

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One Response to "Israel Gives Palestine Chance At Winning Independence"

  1. Simon Allen says:

    you know, this could be viable … bleedin bible beleibers

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