Man Utd Fan Gets Ready To Shout Really Loudly In Pub

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A Dublin based Manchester United fan is getting ready to shout very loudly and inappropriately in the pub, during tonight’s match against Aston Villa.

The 31 year old taxi driver has been a life long supporter and enjoys screaming at the telly during the matches, to prove to everyone around him that he’s the biggest fan in the room with the smallest dick and to let everyone know, that he has the intellectual capacity of an autistic fish.

Although shouting at the telly in a pub in a different country has no impact whatsoever on the game and is rather annoying, it doesn’t discourage the die hard fan from doing it.

During matches he will regularly scream at the referee to change his decision, give out about players taking the “wrong option” and will loudly voice his uninformed opinion in such a way so that everyone will hear him.

He would have made it professionally himself, only his knee’s gave in when he was playing underage and Alex Ferguson told him, while having tea in his house, that he just couldn’t take the risk on him.

By aggressively ranting in public houses around the country, he hopes to one day magically land the position of Sky Sports commentator, or if he’s lucky, he may even nab the managerial position at Old Trafford after Ferguson leaves.

If Manchester United win tonight, they will win the league, which will add to the level of overly aggressive and sexualised ranting from the taxi man.

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