21 year old finance student Suzanne Larkin, fears that one of her lecturers actually hates her, after she failed her latest mid term test in Financial Derivatives.
The disheartened NUI Maynooth student only got 19% in the exam and is now convinced that her lecturer has a personal vendetta against her.
Suzanne, who has only attended one half of a lecture since the beginning of the term, commented that:
“She’s such a bitch and I know she hates me. I mean I studied for hours for that exam only to get 19 f**king percent?! There’s no other explanation for it, she just doesn’t like me.”
Suzanne apparently spent the entire previous day in the library preparing for the exam. Preparing as in asking to borrow everyone else’s notes, then proceeding to complain about how “screwed she is for this exam” before finally spending the remainder of the day watching funny cat videos on YouTube.
Suzanne watched the funny cat videos so that she could laugh loudly and inappropriately amongst her class mates, while they were studying, so that they would become distracted and hopefully perform worse in the exam – helping to bring down the class average and help her own chances of passing.
Suzanne is expected to miss tomorrow morning’s class, as she feels uncomfortable spending time in a room with someone who hates her. And also because she is going out tonight to get shit-faced and probably won’t be home until Saturday.