Conspiracy Theory To Become New Leaving Cert Subject

leaving certificate

Applied Conspiracy Theory is set to become the latest addition to the Leaving Certificate in an attempt to bring the outdated course into the 21st century.

Conspiracy Theory has been a booming industry of late and is expected to provide employment for many Irish job seekers in the near future. The industry has seen massive growth in recent years, mainly because of the rapid expansion of the Internet and social media.

Since Ireland is positioning itself as an international digital hub, the government has introduced the new subject to stay ahead of the technological curve.

Optional

The new subject will be first made available in 2015 and will be offered as an additional option for students to take. Core theories explored throughout the course will include the The Titanic Sinking, the JFK Assassination Plot,  The Faked Moon Landing and the real reason behind the fluoridation of Irish water.

Authors that will be studied and examined will include Irish theorist Jim Corr, British author David Icke and American Alex Jones.

Practical

The course will also include an aural exam and a practical. The practical will draw on digital skills where the students will have to create their own website and their own badly researched YouTube documentary.

The aural exam will have students listen to a RTE Six One News clip and then answer questions on what the newsreader is actually covering up and what the establishment’s plans are for world domination.

Conspiracy

But many are not convinced of the merits of the new course – specifically conspiracy theorists who claim there is a wider agenda and motive behind the new Applied Conspiracy Theory subject.

They claim that adding conspiracy theories to the Leaving Certificate is just another way of indoctrinating the youth and claim that there is an international plot being carried out by a shadow world government to divert people away from the actual truth.

They claim that Ireland is being used as a test country because we are more submissive and obedient because of the elevated levels of fluoride in our drinking water.

Whatever the cause may be, the new subject will be on the Leaving Certificate in 2015.

But do you think adding Applied Conspiracy Theory to the Leaving Certificate is a good idea? Have your say on our poll below:

Do You Think Applied Conspiracy Theory Should Be On The Leaving Cert?

View Results

Loading ... Loading ...

Update

We’ve gotten ourselves a leaked copy of the sample exam paper for the Applied Conspiracy Theory. See it here now.

Join us on Facebook

(Image: TheJournal.ie)

Comments

comments

Filed in: College Tags: , , , , , , , ,

You might like:

Official: Napping To Become Olympic Sport By 2024 Official: Napping To Become Olympic Sport By 2024
Revealed: Irish Aural Tapes Using Breaking Bad Revealed: Irish Aural Tapes Using Breaking Bad
Alarming Number of Students Still Convinced Leaving Cert Is Important Alarming Number of Students Still Convinced Leaving Cert Is Important
David Icke Tragically Killed By Reptilian Shapeshifters David Icke Tragically Killed By Reptilian Shapeshifters

One Response to "Conspiracy Theory To Become New Leaving Cert Subject"

Leave a Reply

Submit Comment

© 2019 The Potato. All rights reserved. XHTML / CSS Valid.
Proudly designed by Theme Junkie.