Overweight gym owner Ben Dunne has today announced that all his fitness centres will be offering members the latest in physical transformation techniques, through interactive and intense Photoshop classes.
In each of his gyms a section of treadmills will be replaced with an iMac lab, where classes will be held by quantified graphic designers, teaching people how to change their appearance through basic image manipulation.
Ben Dunne will be the first gym owner in Ireland to pioneer the new approach that has been a huge success with movie stars, models and celebrities around the world.
Speaking exclusively to The Potato, Dunne commented:
We live in a virtual world. People only want to exercise so they can look good in their Facebook photos – so why bother with all the sweat, when you can get the body of your dreams sitting on your hole. It’s what all the top stars around the world have been using for years and I’m glad to be the first person to bring it to Ireland.
Dunne went on to comment that Photoshop is the most effective and successful weight management tool in the world. Members will be able to get the body of their dreams in 6 weeks or less, without having to endure a strict diet or harsh training regime.
People are even being told that they’ll see noticeable results after the first week of training.
In fact, Dunne claims that once people are familiar with the basic image editing tools, they’ll be able to make themselves look amazing, while at the very same time, stuff their fat faces with a tub of Ben And Jerrys – or whatever viscously unhealthy food they want.
Classes are expected to kick off from the start of June and images of your friends amazing physical transformations should be appearing on your timelines within the next month.