Skinny Woman Still Lost In Abercrombie Shop

Inside Abercrombie Dublin

Inside Abercrombie Dublin

Gardaí are appealing for any information that may lead to the discovery of 23 year old Sarah Murphy after she disappeared in Abercrombie and Fitch’s Dublin store yesterday.

The woman in question was shopping with her boyfriend when she suddenly disappeared and he has been unable to locate her since.

Gardaí reports show that the main cause of the disappearance is due to the shop being stupidly dark, making it impossible to see anything. Although this may be a marketing ploy so that people can’t see the crap they are buying, or accurately make out the price tag, some experts are commenting that the low level of lighting may be breaching health and safety laws in Ireland.

Attempts

Sarah’s boyfriend made attempts to locate her in the shop by slowly waving his hands around trying to find her body, but the fact that she is so skinny made this method too difficult and pointless to use.

He fears now that she may have been hung up on a hanger by a member of staff, who may have mistakenly done so because of her extremely light body weight and his impaired vision due to the poor lighting in the shop.

Sarah’s boyfriend had to leave shortly after as the manufactured smell they pump into the building, together with the elevated levels of pretentiousness was making him nauseous.

Anyone with any information as to the where about of her in the shop are asked to report it to their local Garda Station immediately.

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