How can you use Justin Bieber to help drive engaged users to your social media profiles and websites?
Very easily. By insulting the pop star and enraging the huge community of online followers he has. If you do it right you could flood your site with thousands of angered teenage Beiber fans. #Success
Justin Beiber’s online following, or Beliebers, are some of the most active people online. They comment, share, like, tweet and what’s more, they monitor everything said about Bieber online and would put an international online advertising agency to shame with their competence in doing so.
Beliebers are idiots and if they were ever psychologically evaluated would more than likely be deemed clinically insane (One of the reasons they probably listen to Justin Bieber in the first place). They are hormonal and delusional and every single one of them holds twisted fantasies that they will in fact one day marry the man and make babies with him.
But, that’s good news for you because you can use that to your advantage and drive active users to your site. Beliebers are very vocal online and will defend their future husband incredibly aggressively.
To get the attention of his users make the standard comments about his music being nothing more than manufactured pop, designed specifically to manipulate the emotional state of young girls so that millions of them will part with their money and make him and his record label fantastically rich. (Genius move though, in fairness.)
Point out that the Canadian “singer” has recently been showing up late to gigs (because he’s turning into a dick) and had a tour van searched by police where they found drugs and a gun. Is Bieber a drug taking, travelling murderer? Well the evidence would suggest that yes he is.
Make reference to that fact that he looks like an attractive lesbian and you’ll be on your way to driving thousands of emotionally fuelled and confused users to your site.
Will This Work?
The results speak for themselves. When we tested this social media strategy out and reported that Justin Bieber Got Refused From Coppers (because he didn’t play inter county GAA or knew what fingering was), we had a massive surge in traffic. The article was tweeted thousands of times and was “liked” over 8,200 times also.
Numerous comments flooded the page – none of them made much sense but do make for entertaining reading – which helped drive returning users, engagement and pageviews – which is what social media marketing is all about, driving up the monthly stats!! ~nice
So, try this out on your own site, no matter what the topic is. Beliebers wont care but will flock in their thousands to defend the honour of their ladyman friend.
This will mean a clear increase in traffic and social media activity that won’t be able to be refused at the next review meeting with a boss or client. #Boom
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