Anglo Tapes: John Bowe’s Arse To Be Mined For Additional Funds

Anglo Tapes

The Anglo Director John Bowe, who is at the heart of the Anglo Tapes controversy is to have his arse excavated in an attempt to find additional funds for Revenue.

The tapes exposed a conversation between John Bowe and Peter Fitzpatrick, both senior directors at the toxic bank. During the conversation, when Fitzpatrick asked Bowe how he came up with the €7 billion figure, he replied that, I just pulled it out of my arse”.

Revenue are now acting on the statement and investigating whether it will be possible to pull even more funds from Mr. Bowe’s arse. If successful it could be used as a source of finance and help Ireland stabilise it’s economy.

Minister for Finance Michael Noonan commented earlier that:

John Bowe’s magic arse may become a valuable lifeline for this country’s finances. We’ve no idea just how much money there is left in his arse, but will be organising a test drill over the coming weeks to see if it’s worth excavating it entirely.

Revenue are hoping that this approach will lead to the government recouping some of the billions it put into stabilising the failing bank.  

More on this as it breaks.

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4 Responses to "Anglo Tapes: John Bowe’s Arse To Be Mined For Additional Funds"

  1. Revenge says:

    All joking aside these guys to start with need a good kidney punch. I came accross this site while trying to find out where John Bowe lives so I could do so myself and I am sure I am not the only one … They went too far this time so they better get ready for a surprise …

  2. V is For..Duh. says:

    Was anyone else completely not surprised? I mean C’mon. It was all over the news for Years. We all knew what was going on, but the Nod-and-Wink Arragh-you’re-grand bullshit culture we have let them get away with it.
    We watched them Chase Sean Quinn, flood the TV with propaganda and bullshit (shadow economize my…oh wait).
    Let Bertie Fricken Hern waltz, and start up the barely Legal Land grab known as NAMA.
    Who here is really Fucking suprised?

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