Oral Sex Shown To Have Numerous Health Benefits

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A new study carried out by medical students in Ohio State University have revealed the numerous benefits to giving oral sex. The members of the Delta Iota Kappa fraternity carried out over 500 hours of research between them during their college degrees and have published their findings in a journal last week.

“It’s all about the sperm really. It’s like the elixir of life.” Says Brad Channing, Chapter President of ΔΙΚ and lead researcher. “Semen has numerous health benefits all of which require ingestion by the subject.”

In all 23 health benefits were noted, some of which are below.

Anti-Aging Properties

“Sperm contains a chemical called Spermidine which helps fight aging on the cellular level. However, it is not a topical ointment and should not be smeared over the face. It’s needs to be ingested orally to be beneficial.” Explains Brad.

Memory Improvement

So it seems if you lose something giving oral sex may be better than praying to St Anthony as sperm contains essential nutrients known to help improve memory.

Mood Enhancer

Semen has numerous hormones and mood elevators such as serotonin and endorphins which are hormones that cause happiness. This makes semen a perfect, natural anti-depressant.

There has yet to be any research in to whether or not there are any benefits to giving oral sex to a woman. The American-based team are now planning a new study into whether sperm retains its health benefits when administered as a suppository.

 

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