Dominating the headlines this week were the revelations about the Anglo Tapes:
Kenny Commissions David Guetta To Remix Anglo Tapes
Enda Kenny has handed over the Anglo Tapes to David Guetta, saying that a dance remix of the tapes with be of more vale to the general public than an enquiry. Read More.
Hipster Had Anglo Tapes On Vinyl Before Everyone Else
In recent days it became known that one Dublin hipster had the Anglo Tapes on vinyl, before they became mainstream. More here.
Anglo Tapes: John Bowe’s Arse To Be Mined For Additional Funds
John Bowe’s arse is to be mined for additional funds after revelations broke that he has an ability to pull figures from his arse. If successful the money raised could be used to help improve Ireland’s economic outlook. More on this story here.
Struggling Mortgage Holders To Pay Off Debt With Money From Arse
Home-owners in appears may be able to pay off large amounts of debt with money pulled from their arse. The new restructuring plan has been successful in the corporate environment and will be trialled out in the residential area later this year. More here.
Traffic Watch: Invisible Cars Causing Youth Defence Delays
Invisible cars were causing widespread delays in Dublin today. One Youth Defence van was stranded on Lower Lesson street for quiet some time, unable to move on. More here.