Katie Hopkins has today come out and claimed that Adolf Hitler behaved in such an evil way because of how he was named as a child.
She claims that this is based on evidence from a study she undertook at the British Centre of Ignorance and Snobbery that looked at a number of variables in determining the quality of life a child will grow up to have.
The research showed that being called Adolf, was the leading factor in determining the outcomes of his behaviours. Katie claims that a name has a far more reaching impact on a person’s life than any other factor. A name has more influence than socio-economic background, education, religion, genetics and mental and physical capacity.
Other names she claims have devastating effects on a child include, Josef, Ted, Pol, Lindsay, Enda, and Angela. Where possible she advises parents to avoid using these names unless they want their children to grow up to be violent, tyrannical and genocidal incompetent pop stars.
Katie Hopkins, recent contestant on The Apprentice was unable to comment further on her controversial findings as she was too busy ensuring that her head was firmly lodged in her own ass.