Snapchat is the latest social media platform that is ensuring people spend more time with their smart phones rather than the human beings that they are sitting beside having lunch with.
Snapchat is a picture sharing mobile app, and on their site it claims that it is:
…a new way to share moments with friends. Snap an ugly selfie or a video, add a caption, and send it to a friend (or maybe a few). They’ll receive it, laugh, and then the snap disappears.
Snapchat sends images with text, but the picture is only viewable for a short number of seconds. After which it is deleted. Kind of.
But many have suggested that the images must be stored somewhere on a device or network somewhere in the world. Not only will the NSA definietly have a copy of them, but reports are emerging that the entire mobile app is in fact being used to fulfil the dirty, explicit and inappropriate desires of a massive pervert.
It is rumoured that the massive pervert launched the app so that he could collect huge amounts of intimate pictures from people’s lives. As is known, the majority of Snapchat users send pictures of willies, boobs and bums to their partners or people they want to sleep with.
More people have been sending an increased amount of naughty willy pictures because they are under the illusion that the images are destroyed moments later. The reality is that the pictures go to the pervert developer who violently masturbates to them in his darkened room listening to Meatloaf’s “I Would Do Anything For Love”.
People who use Snapchat are advised to educate themselves on the reality of the picture sharing platform and understand that images they send over the network, are added to the seedy collection of a digitally savvy, perverted computer programmer.