17 year old Brian O’Connor from Terenure College in Dublin, today discovered that he failed his Leaving Certificate chemistry exam after he wrote “science bitch” on a number of answer sections throughout the paper.
Brian developed a love for chemistry after getting hooked on Breaking Bad. However, rather than bother to study during the year, he spent most of his time watching back to back episodes of the hugely popular show. Mostly these episodes were watched late and night and Brian’s sleep patterns were heavily disrupted.
He usually fell asleep no early than 5am and even began dreaming about the show itself – he once dreamed that he owned the storage facility where the hoards of money were kept and when he awoke, he had discovered he had in fact ejaculated in his sleep. Strangely, Brian now gets slightly sexually aroused any time Breaking Bad is mentioned.
Brian is unsure what steps to take next, he may get his papers rechecked or he may hunt down the examiner who marked it and go knocking on their door. As Brian put it himself ” I am the one who knocks…”.
Brian now only communicates in Walter White quotes and on top of failing most of his exams, has lost his ability to function in normal social settings.