Girl Convinced She Failed Exams Gets 595 Points

Leaving Cert 2013 Results

18 year old Sarah McNally, convinced she was going to fail all her exams and ruin her entire life, discovered today that she in fact got 595 points in her Leaving Certificate. 

Sarah, a former Loretto on The Green student,  spent most the the last few days telling friends that she was definitely going to fail and that she was so worried. Sarah also made sure to keep any conversation she had with her friends about only her worries.

None of Sarah’s friends during this period got the chance to express any concerns they may have had, as they were already preoccupied dealing with the self centred attention seeking mess that was Sarah. 

She believed she was going to fail, even though she studied 3-4 hours a night – in 5th year – deprived her self of any sort of social life in 6th year and took additional grinds courses during the year too.

Obtaining 595 points, she will hopefully be able to secure a place on her first choice course – Accounting and Business in DIT for 380 points – where she will be able to find new and create ways to convincing people that she’s a tragic victim and needs everyone’s attention all of the time.

It’s not sure if her 3rd level course will be able to address her deep psychological issues that stem from not bonding with her mother as a child, but only time will tell.

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