Munster Squad Speaks Out Over Threesome Controversy

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The Munster Rugby team has been in heated talks with their manager after it came to light that two of the star players, who cannot be named , were engaged in a sordid ménage-a-trois with a professional woman recently.

The incident has now appeared to cause outrage amongst the rest of the squad with teammates not happy with the players in question and how they behaved:

“It’s a disgrace.” one of the squad members told The Potato. “We’re a team, we should be doing things as a team. We put our bodies on the line for each other. We share in the hardship and we must also share in the success. This is a blatant disregard for everyone else on the team that wasn’t invited to take part in the threesome. It’s not on. ”

Disappointed

The team is said to be angered and disappointed that only 2 of the players were involved in the explicit act and are demanding that this type of selfishness doesn’t continue to permeate through the team. Bonding situations like group sex should be inclusive of all team members, according to the Munster players, and not just a select few.

In order to diffuse further tension, Head Coach, Rob Penny, has drafted up the line up for the next kinky romp scheduled for Saturday September 14th, when the lads will be off to Dublin to celebrate flanker Niall Ronan’s 31st birthday.

“It’s gonna be great.” Says Niall. “We all perform better knowing our team mates are cheering us on. It’s the competitiveness of seeing who can score the most. And I’m sure I’ll see a few impressive tackles alright.”

The Munster Rugby team are no stranger to press-grabbing hi-jinks. Retiring player Ronan O’Gara himself admitted that he spent a debauched night in a local hotel with a hooker called Sherry. However that turned out to be fellow team mate, Mike Sherry.

This incident may have created a split in the Muster set up, between those who get  invited to threesomes and those who don’t. Time will only tell if the damage this incident has caused can be repaired so that it won’t affect the teams performances on pitch.

 

Additional content Cormac Moore

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