A DIT Senior GAA player has been wearing the exact same team hoodie for the last 3 years, a special report by The Potato can reveal.
Sean O’Neill purchased the hoodie in his first year at the college and every single day since, has worn it as a badge of honour around campus – even though his team are shit, he doesn’t get a game nor does his college have an actual campus.
Accompanying his hoodie over the years has also been his trade mark, oversized gear bag. The massive bag only holds a pair of boots, shorts and a t shirt, but has just enough room in case he suddenly needs to transport a baby elephant, boulder or a small family with 2 young children.
Better Than You
Sean likes to carry his bag around, just to make sure that people know he trains and is better than they are. To add to this impression, he always makes sure to have his Maximuscle protein shaker in his hand while walking around.
Often, he’ll spend most of his lectures preparing and mixing protein powder in the shaker, while spouting off some bullshit science he overheard in the gym the previous evening.
Speaking to The Potato, an anonymous classmate commented:
He stinks the entire class up with that stuff. Then he just keeps shaking the fucking thing non stop, as if to say “Hey everybody, look, I’m taking protein, I’m class.” Such a gobshite.
Sean is expected to wear his hoodie, along with his gear bag and bad attitude for the next few years at least, as he will be repeating each year a number of times.