News is emerging today that a recently employed graduate is stranded in his office toilets, after he realised half way through doing his business, that there was no toilet paper in the cubicle.
The 27 year old who began working in the finance company 2 weeks ago, has spent more than 45 minutes in the bathroom. After having his second coffee of the morning, his bowels began to move suddenly and he rushed to the toilet.
Trapped in the bathroom the man is now paralysed with fear, as he has no idea how he will resolve the harrowing situation at hand.
He doesnt know anyone in his office well enough to call them for help, nor does he want to slowly crab walk to the other cubicle with his trousers half way down his legs, for fear that a senior member of staff will walk in on him while he is doing do.
He is seriously considering using drastic measures and may employ his underwear to help him, although he still hasn’t figured out where he will be able to discard them.
The panicked man has spent a large portion of the time on the toilet hating himself and the longer he leaves it the more of an iidiothe feels like.
People are being advised to check their toilets for toilet paper regularly as failure to do so may led to similar, problematic situations arising.
More on this story as it unfolds.