Snapchat Founder Confirmed As Being Dumbest Person On Planet

Snapchat Founder 3 Billion

Evidence is emerging today that is confirming that Snapchat founder Evan Spiegel, is in fact the dumbest person on planet earth, after rejecting a $3 Billion cash bid for his loss making social media application. 

Facebook offered the 23 year old founder the staggering amount for the platform, which is solely focused around sending people pictures of penises, boobies, stool samples and horrific selfies.

Reports show that Spiegal’s outright stupidly together with his staggering levels of greed prevented him from taking the offer. His current plans are to expand the service so that he can “justify a higher value” for the company next year.

Apparently the founder believes markets are willing to pay more than $3 billion, for short lived pictures of willies.

Not Enough

In a world where the majority of people are without food on a daily basis or being ravaged by a devastating typhoon, $3 Billion just wasnt nearly enough for the 23 year old to live on. 

However, it may not be about the money for Spiegal. In an exclusive report several months ago, The Potato revealed that the Snapchat founder is in fact a dirty pervert, who gets sent every single Snapchat picture ever taken.

The pictures are stored and sent to his personal server so that he can spend his time violently masturbating to people’s private images.

It may simply be a fact that $3 Billion just isn’t enough to satisfy the voyeuristic cravings that ravage the young tech founder has and hence he had to reject the offer.

Read Next: Snapchat Run By A Massive Dirty Pervert

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