Binge napping, idiotic youths and republican jobs, all that and more on The Weekly Mash Up.
Breaking: Youths Who Attack Fire Brigades Are F*cking Idiots
A new study carried out has finally proven what has been believed for many years, that youths, who do indeed attack fire brigades, are in fact f*cking idiots. Full story here.
Marathon Runner Finds Jesus After Nipple Stigmata
A Dublin City Marathon runner has turned to the word of Jesus Christ, after experiencing powerful nipple stigmata during the 2013 race. More on this amazing revelation here.
Position Available At Prominent Republican Organisation
A position in a well known republican organisation has suddenly become available. For more information and to apply, click here.
Exciting Plans To Have WiFi At Web Summit 2014
After a hugely successful Web Summit 2013, organisers are planning on taking the event to the next level in 2014, with the introduction of a wireless network that actually works. More on these exciting plans here.
People Warned About Excessive Napping This Bank Holiday Weekend
Experts are now claiming that although recreational napping may have some benefits, excessive, or binge napping may have negative side effects. More on the dangers here.