Sources are confirming that a sad insecure and timid Orphan boy in Longford, who many speculate has no friends or anyone in his life who cares about him, has been completely forgotten about by Santa Claus.
By Ryan Cullen
Thomas Littlewood, An 8 year old boy (from God knows where) was left with that all too familiar feeling of rejection and sadness after discovering that underneath his Christmas tree remained bare on Christmas Morning.
Thomas, or Tom as he is referred to by his imaginary friend, awoke at 8 am on the morning of the 25th of December with an unfamiliar feeling of excitement before running down the stairs of the orphanage he is currently residing in.
One eye witness reported that “I saw him running down the stairs with a smile on his face, I followed as I’d never seen him smile. When he reached the poorly decorated Christmas tree, he dropped to his knees in silence as he realised that he was forgotten about. A single tear rolled down his cheek. It was kind of funny to be honest”
“My life has been nothing more than one massive bereavement.”
Thomas, being the only orphan currently at the institution due to the fact that Longford is nothing more stone walls and bleakness, is said to have remained upbeat or his latest setback stating that “there’s always next year”, although many of the staff think that he is internalising his feelings “like he always does”.
Although in the foetal position when our reporters reached him, we managed to let him divulge his feelings at this difficult time in his life. Thomas stated that “My life has been nothing more than one massive bereavement “
More to follow if we bother