Darragh Keogh Expected To Change Relationship Status

Darragh Keogh Date

Dunboyne locals are eagerly awaiting for Darragh Keogh to change his relationship status on Facebook, after he has been caught out a number of times going on a several “sneaky dates”.

By Cormac Moore

Darragh, better known as “The Slayer”, is reportedly on date number 20 with a female he met on a New Year’s trip to Carlingford.

Although trying to keep his new romantic encounters to himself, evidence suggests that the couple are moving pretty fast. The Slayer’s unofficial girlfriend stayed over in his on date number one and he stayed in hers, on date number 2.

More suspicions were raised when his housemates in the infamous Hive, found a number of suspicious items, including scented candles, clean boxers and soap lying around his room.

He had also removed his nose hair from the mantle piece (Which there was huge amount of), adding weight to the fact that he is in a full blown relationship, yet hasn’t admitted that to his friends, or indeed himself for that matter.

Speaking about the issue, one local man, Harry Peterson said:

“I bought a website.”

Friends and family are hoping that Darragh ‘The Slayer’ Keogh will announce the details of the relationship within the next few days, so people can openly give him abuse on his Facebook page. Because being in a relationship is “so fucking gay” and it’s better if you die alone.

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