Ex CRC Chief Paul Kiely Is Ireland’s Biggest Prick

Paul Kiely CRC

The Public Accounts Committee hearing, looking into the payment scandals at the Central Remedial Clinic, have finally come to the honest conclusion that the former CRC Chief, Paul Kiely, is in fact the country’s biggest prick.

By Cormac Moore

The shocking discovery comes after revealing that not only did the top dog use funds meant for sick and dying children for himself and his gluttonous ways, but he also openly lied to the government and public about the amount in which he received – upgrading him to lying prick.

The inquiry has exposed the fact that €700,000 was taken out of charitable funds to pay Paul Kiely upon leaving and unfortunately, that’s not even a joke.

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Although, many are complaining about Kiely being labelled a prick and say that it is unfair. People are claiming he was just following orders and directives, set down by his superior boss, Satan.

Many are claiming that Kiely is Satan’s representative on earth and the fact that the disgraced CRC Chief has almost completed all the 7 Deadly Sins (Greed, Gluttony, Pride, Lust, Envy, Sloth, Anger), proves his loyalty and commitment to the Angel of Darkness.

They claim that Kiely cannot be punished for the slow sacrificial deaths of sick children, through stealing their funding, when it is what was required of him to do, as a preacher of evil for the King of Hell.

Kiely carried out many Satanic rituals in the CRC, together with the previous board members, who also formed the evil, sadistic cult, hell bent on stealing, lying and manipulating the work of the charity.

Kiely was unable to comment on this issue, as he was preparing for his next ambitious endeavour for Lucifer, when he takes up a consultants position at the newly formed Irish Water organisation.

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