Man Exhausted After Long Day Sucking His Gut In

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29 year old Brian O’Reilly, from Galway, has this evening been relaxing after a strenuous day sucking his gut in, The Potato can exclusively reveal.

By Cormac Moore

Brian days are made more challenging as he must try and squeeze into a 34 inch pair of trousers – rather than admit to himself that he hasn’t been that size since he started college and should really invest in a larger pair.

One setback that he faces, is that in the evenings, he does not posses the strength or energy levels to cook healthier meals for himself, as his energy has been used tightening his abdominal muscles for the entire day, lying to himself and others about the size of his belly.

Although engaging his core for the entire day does help to burn some calories, Brian’s intake of a 3-in-1 curry trio, chicken balls, 4 cans of coke and a  American Burger Meal deal each night ensure’s he has been continually added to his flabby perimeter.

He did join a gym this year and made New Year’s resolutions to exercise and lose the additional weight he’s carrying, but for the entire month of January, he has gone to the gym once.

And that time it was straight into the Jacuzzi to help him “ease into the heavy work”, he was going to do.

Brian has spent the evening exhausted and recuperating from the long hard day he had sucking his ever growing gut in and is making his way through his second takeaway of the night.

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