Irish Water was officially launched today, where the overpaid consultants celebrated the occasion by pissing in the water supply.
The controversial move came as the marketing team, made up of more than 50 senior executives and 126 JobBridge interns, formulated the plan with the aim of gaining as much media exposure as possible.
Irish Water was set up with the sole purpose of pissing away tax payers money, so the concept was “a perfect fit” according to sources at the utility service.
Speaking on behalf of Irish Water, Sean Mann said:
We’re delighted with the launch and thrilled that so many of our consultants were willing and able to piss into the water supply today. It was a freezing cold morning and willies were small, but everyone grouped together and made sure that a significant amount of urine made it into the water supply, helping to reinforce the values and message that Irish Water is based upon.
Irish Water awarded over €85 million to consultants, to do what, no one has any idea but what is clear is that you’ll be footing that bill directly.