EXCLUSIVE: Cheryl Cole Announces Divorce From French Husband

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It lasted a total of 8 days, but reports are now confirming that Cheryl Cole has split from her French impulse husband Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini, whom she married after just 12 weeks of chatting on WhatsApp. 

By Cormac Moore

The couple married in a secret ceremony on the 7th of July, but it all fell apart when they discovered that neither of them actually knew anything about the other. 

A close friend of Fernandez-Versini said:

It was a really quick decision that he now regrets – he had no idea her surname for years was that of an ex boyfriends, which he thought was just fucking weird, and he had no idea she got the world’s most horrific tattoo on her arse. It was never going to work, he doesn’t even speak English and all she can say in French is, “Where is the bible disco?”

Problems

It also later emerged that Jean-Bernard pees with the door open, makes a large amount of noise while he eats and isn’t a little bit of a racist, something that wouldn’t work long term with the X Factor Judge.

Their relationship hadn’t even moved onto Facebook before the pair thought it a was a good idea to marry. They hadn’t even poked each other before tying the knot.

Cheryl is expected to move on now, change her name yet again and announce a new album, which will be as successful as this latest marriage.

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