Extremist Beliebers Have Taken Hostages After Ticket Demands Not Met

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Justin Bieber radicals have taken at least 20 people hostage in Dublin today, after their ticket demands were not met.

The extremist group had been staging a protest since Tuesday, camping outside the ticket office in St Stephen’s Green. However scenes turned violent this morning when a group of 12 and 13 year olds were prevented from getting tickets and took matters into their own hands.

Leader

The group is thought to be led by 34 year old hun, Sharon Costello. Intelligence agencies claim that she is the mastermind of the Irish Belieber Cell and has orchestrated today’s attack. She’s recruited the younger members and radicalized them into the Justin Bieber doctrine.

The die hard fanatics had been underground for some time

The group are said to be armed with thousands of the singer’s CDs, using them to badly scratch at least 2 of the hostages, while others are being subjected to sound torture, forces the captives to listen to his music on repeat.

 Chemical Weapons

Worryingly though, there are growing fears that the fundamentalist group may have access to chemical weapons. They were seeing entering the shopping centre with what appeared to barrels of fake tan and a gallon of Britney Spears perfume Curious.

The Garda Riot squad have been deployed to the area and people are advised to avoid the city centre at all costs today, as some of the loud Justin Bieber music can be heard up to 2 kilometers away.

The Beliebers are demanding more tickets and are claiming they will now lay down their arms until their demands have been met.

More as it develops.

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