Uncovered: Financial Corruption at Sepp Blatters Weekly Game of Astro

Sepp Blatter 8 Year Football Ban

As news of Sepp Blatter’s 8 year ban from football emerges, more damaging information is coming out regarding serious financial irregularities at his weekly game of astro with the lads. 

Blatter and Platini have each been given 8 year bans for taking bribes and other illegal payments while they were in office at FIFA.

Shockingly though, news has emerged that more corruption has been discovered at Blatter’s weekly game of astro.

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Having given himself the power to collect the money each week from the players, sources are claiming that he’s been overcharging people for the last 6 years.

Wham Bars

“Blatter was pocking the extra cash to buy himself Wham Bars and bottles of TK Red Lemonade after each game”, one of the investigators noted.

Community Centre manager, “Angry Deborah”, has confirmed that each player should have only ever been charged €4. Blatter was receiving illegal payments of €5, meaning that he was earning a whopping 25% extra for himself.

Over the course of the last 6 years, this means he has earned close to €2,500 which he used to fund a lavish lifestyle of fizzy drinks and old school bars from the corner shop.

Sepp Blatter has now been banned for the next 8 years of playing. Not only a blow for Blatter, but also the players too, as finding 8 players for Monday Night Astro us difficult enough as it is. 

 

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