You’ll NEVER Believe How Vague And Misleading This Headline Is!

Melanie-Iglesias

Breaking news today about a mundane trivial story that’s just hard to believe is actually true!

It’s “breaking” because that gives the impression of more drama, action and excitement, even though there really is nothing of any substance here at all.

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Tried and tested psychological tricks will be used to hijack your attention and manipulate your online behaviour.

If successful, you’ll have forgotten about the main reason you came online in the first place and will have about 74 tabs open in your browser – reflecting the unorganised  and unfocused state of your own personal life. 

Scandal

There won’t be any huge revelations or even that many words in the article – but there will be an attractive model in a suggestive position as the main image.

It will also hugely over promise and grossly under deliver on content. 

There won’t be any analysis or research into the topic to add more weight and value. That would take time and effort.

Outrage

Instead, there’s just random tweets padding out the article so there’s less work to be done.

Another Emotionally Charged Buzzword

We’ll keep you posted on all the outrageous developments of the non story as it breaks, ensuring more and more of your time is robbed and wasted on things that in no way matters to your life.

 

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