I had such a hard week back at work. It was so hard I feel like I deserve another holiday!
I had to work for 2 hours on Tuesday! Which wasn’t great because I’m still wrecked from my last holidays.
I had to stand in front of a camera for 20 mins. Standing is really difficult. Thankfully someone was there to do my hair and make up. Which was great, because I don’t think anybody could manage that AND have to deal with standing up! I got paid €1,500 for that. Which is okay I suppose.
Then on top of that, I had to send out a tweet I was paid €500 for. It was really tough, even though the people giving me the money had already given me exactly what to say.
People think I really liked the make up product. I don’t, but it’s good for me because I get money. Money is great.
I am grateful though.
The rest of the week was packed with other really hard stuff. I had to Instagram loads of pictures of my face. Choosing a filter can be hard sometimes, there are so many!
I had to do loads of Snapchatting too. People think it’s easy, but it’s not. I didn’t know whether to say “Hey you guys”, or “Happy Thursday”. Stress from work is bad isn’t it? I’m so like you guys.
On Friday, I was so exhausted. So I went out to Krystle and had sex with a rugby player. He made me do weird things with his bum. Hopefully we’ll start dating and I’ll get in the papers more.
P.S – I ate a crayon. It didn’t taste like purple.