Romantic Late Night Tesco Dates Keeping Relationship Together

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Caoimhe Murray and Gavin Ryan have today explained how late night trips to a 24 hour Tesco are the basis for their entire relationship. 

The couple who have been going out 4 years began the pastime of late night shopping trips 2 years into their relationship.

Speaking about the late night romantic journeys, Gavin said:

“It’s a great distraction. Having the novelty of thousands of products right there in front of you helps us forget about how tragically boring our lives have become. Did you know you can get a lasagne, large turnip AND an own brand packet of soft cheese for like, €4?”

Spontaneous

Caoimhe added that sometimes Gavin will just surprise her last minute with a random trip to Tesco:

“It’s the spontaneity that really gets me. One time Gavin just showed up at 11:30pm and whisked me away to the 24 hour Tesco in Blanchardstown. It was such a rush and got me really aroused. We had the best sex ever that night. In his car, the far side of the car park.”

T-Dogging

More and more people are being attracted to the excitement of a late night venture to a 24 hour Tesco where they wind up T-Dogging having sex exclusively in a Tesco car park beside a trolley bay.

And the raunchy couple recommend T-Dogging to every couple out there, stating “Not only do you get to pick up the milk a bread you forgot to get earlier, you also get a quick ride beside the trollies.”

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