List/Grid Author Archives: Cormac Moore

7 Entirely Irish Things Only 80s Kids Can Relate To!

7 Entirely Irish Things Only 80s Kids Can Relate To!

Being born in the 1980’s in Ireland many would call a special privilege. You’re part of an amazing group that understands the struggles of rewinding VHS tapes, recording your favourite… Read more »

SHOCKING: Couple Were Illegally Tortured For Over 20 Hours By Their Married Friends

SHOCKING: Couple Were Illegally Tortured For Over 20 Hours By Their Married Friends

In what many readers may find disturbing, new details are coming out revealing the common torture methods employed by married people to try and extract information from their unmarried friends, about… Read more »

Dun Laoghaire Man Saved On Bin Charges By Living In Filth

Dun Laoghaire Man Saved On Bin Charges By Living In Filth

Are you worried that your monthly outgoings may increase with the introduction of the new pay by weight rubbish collection service that comes into effect this summer? Well fear not,… Read more »

Report: WhatsApp Improves Workplace Bitching By Over 400%

Report: WhatsApp Improves Workplace Bitching By Over 400%

Good news today for WhatsApp users as it appears the hugely popular messaging app improves the rate of workplace bitching by over 400%. A studying carried out by researchers at… Read more »

Irish Bloggers Must Now Reveal How Cheap They Sell Their Souls For

Irish Bloggers Must Now Reveal How Cheap They Sell Their Souls For

New laws coming into effect from March of this year, will now force Irish bloggers to reveal to their loyal fans just how little they are selling their souls for. … Read more »

Dean Strang to Help Investigate Murder of Ray D’Arcy Show

Dean Strang to Help Investigate Murder of Ray D’Arcy Show

Famed defense attorney Dean Strang has been brought in by RTE bosses to help investigate who was behind the killing of the Ray D’Arcy show.  In what many would argue has been one of… Read more »

Romantic Late Night Tesco Dates Keeping Relationship Together

Romantic Late Night Tesco Dates Keeping Relationship Together

Caoimhe Murray and Gavin Ryan have today explained how late night trips to a 24 hour Tesco are the basis for their entire relationship.  The couple who have been going… Read more »

4 Out of 5 Cats Admit To Cheating On Their Owners

4 Out of 5 Cats Admit To Cheating On Their Owners

A worrying survey has today revealed that 80% of cats have admitted to cheating on their owners at some point in their lives.  The research conducted by the Cat Relationship… Read more »

Snapchatter Seeking To Replace Love He Didn’t Receive As A Child

Snapchatter Seeking To Replace Love He Didn’t Receive As A Child

Prominent Irish Snapchatter Seamus Keenan has today explained how he uses the social media platform in a desperate attempt to replace the love and attention he didn’t receive as a… Read more »

Official: Stoneybatter To Become Protected Hipster Reserve

Official: Stoneybatter To Become Protected Hipster Reserve

The Irish Wildlife Trust has today announced that Stoneybatter, Dublin is to become an official protected nature reserve, established to conserve Ireland’s hipster population.  The decision was made as it was noted… Read more »

Official: Napping To Become Olympic Sport By 2024

Official: Napping To Become Olympic Sport By 2024

The International Olympic Committee (IOC) has today confirmed that napping will become an official sport at the 2024 games. Huge amounts of people all over the world – the western… Read more »

Unfit Man Taking Up More Of A ‘Central Play Maker Role’ At Astro

Unfit Man Taking Up More Of A ‘Central Play Maker Role’ At Astro

Gary Lawlor, a 31 year old man who has been progressively getting fatter and unfitter, has decided to become more of a central play maker at his weekly game of… Read more »

Concerns Growing For Man Who Joined Dangerous CrossFit Cult

Concerns Growing For Man Who Joined Dangerous CrossFit Cult

Families of a 28 year old man from Malahide, Dublin, are fearing for the worst after he is thought to have recently joined a dangerous CrossFit cult.  The cult of CrossFit… Read more »

Couple Declare Bankruptcy After Receiving 6th Wedding Invite For 2016

Couple Declare Bankruptcy After Receiving 6th Wedding Invite For 2016

A young couple have been forced to declare themselves financially bankrupt, after receiving yet another wedding invitation for 2016. Mark O’Connor and Anne Simmons, from Skerries, North County Dublin, were… Read more »

Man Moves In With Girlfriend – Finding It Very Hard To Masturbate

Man Moves In With Girlfriend – Finding It Very Hard To Masturbate

A devastated 30 year old man, who recently moved in with his long term girlfriend, has discovered that since moving in, he can’t find the time or space to masturbate. … Read more »

Making A Murderer: Irish Man Now Legal Expert After Watching Series

Making A Murderer: Irish Man Now Legal Expert After Watching Series

A 26 year old man from Blanchardstown in Dublin, is now a fully qualified legal expert, after watching 11 hours of Netflix’s latest documentary series, Making a Murderer.  Impressively, Darren… Read more »

Appeal: A Beer Belly Is For Life – Not Just For Xmas

Appeal: A Beer Belly Is For Life – Not Just For Xmas

Struggling gyms have today launched their “A Beer Belly is For Life” campaign, to help remind people to think more carefully when getting themselves one over the xmas period.  Every… Read more »

Irish Teen Tells Parents He Wants To Become A Vlogger –  What Happens Next Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity

Irish Teen Tells Parents He Wants To Become A Vlogger – What Happens Next Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity

A 16 year old Clonmel student has finally built up the courage to tell his parents that when he grows up, he wants to become a Vlogger.  Having been secretly… Read more »

CAO Points For The IRA Set To Be Highest Ever In 2016

CAO Points For The IRA Set To Be Highest Ever In 2016

Education experts are today predicting a massive increase in the amount of points that will be needed for the IRA this year.  The 2016 Easter Rising commemorations will bring a… Read more »

Warning: Dangerous Number of  ‘2016 Will Be My Year’ Posts Expected Overnight

Warning: Dangerous Number of ‘2016 Will Be My Year’ Posts Expected Overnight

A national warning has been put in place today as a dangerous increase in the amount of ‘2016 will be my year’ posts are expected to cause havoc today and… Read more »

Report: Woman ‘Really Stressed Out in Work’ Actually Does Sweet Fuck All

Report: Woman ‘Really Stressed Out in Work’ Actually Does Sweet Fuck All

A groundbreaking internal investigation has today unveiled that a woman who claimed to be “really stressed out in work”, actually does sweet fuck all. The HR department in MediaCo – a… Read more »

Uncovered: Financial Corruption at Sepp Blatters Weekly Game of Astro

Uncovered: Financial Corruption at Sepp Blatters Weekly Game of Astro

As news of Sepp Blatter’s 8 year ban from football emerges, more damaging information is coming out regarding serious financial irregularities at his weekly game of astro with the lads. … Read more »

Great News: Coke Dealer Guaranteeing White Xmas For Ireland

Great News: Coke Dealer Guaranteeing White Xmas For Ireland

Dublin cocaine dealer Skinny Pablo has dismissed claims that Ireland will not be having snow this Christmas and is confident that it’s going to be one of the whitest festive seasons… Read more »

Jose Mourinho Sacked – Likely To Be Replaced By Fantasy Football Manager

Jose Mourinho Sacked – Likely To Be Replaced By Fantasy Football Manager

In breaking news this afternoon, it appears that Chelsea have sacked manager Jose Mourinho as first team manager.  The reigning league champions have suffered a string of defeats with the… Read more »

This Pervert Bought A Drone – What Happens Next Will Blow Your Mind

This Pervert Bought A Drone – What Happens Next Will Blow Your Mind

48 year old pervert, Vincent Donaghue, who lives in Ballsbridge Dublin 4, has bought himself a brand new drone camera to take his filthy pastime to astounding new heights.  These… Read more »

Extremist Beliebers Have Taken Hostages After Ticket Demands Not Met

Extremist Beliebers Have Taken Hostages After Ticket Demands Not Met

Justin Bieber radicals have taken at least 20 people hostage in Dublin today, after their ticket demands were not met. The extremist group had been staging a protest since Tuesday,… Read more »

You’ll NEVER Believe How Vague And Misleading This Headline Is!

You’ll NEVER Believe How Vague And Misleading This Headline Is!

Breaking news today about a mundane trivial story that’s just hard to believe is actually true! It’s “breaking” because that gives the impression of more drama, action and excitement, even… Read more »

Deluded Lotto Syndicate Convinced They’ll Win EuroMillions

Deluded Lotto Syndicate Convinced They’ll Win EuroMillions

An office lotto syndicate based in Dublin has successfully set themselves up for crippling disappointment ahead of tonight’s Euromillions Jackpot.  The 12 strong group are all secretly convinced they’ve sealed… Read more »

Nurse Strike Avoided As Unions Secure Coppers Gold Cards

Nurse Strike Avoided As Unions Secure Coppers Gold Cards

The INMO has said that the nurses planned strike action has been avoided at the last minute, after gold cards for Copper Face Jacks were secured for all members. In marathon… Read more »

Man Buys GoPro – Suddenly Realises His Life Is Incredibly Boring

Man Buys GoPro – Suddenly Realises His Life Is Incredibly Boring

Conor Daly, a 31 year old IT Project Manager from Dublin, has suddenly realised that his life is incredibly boring, after buying himself a brand new GoPro Hero 4.  The… Read more »

One Direction Thank Their Fans For Making Them Filthy Rich

One Direction Thank Their Fans For Making Them Filthy Rich

One Direction have sent an emotional message to their fans all around the world, thanking them for making them incredibly rich. They said that the decision to quit hasn’t come easy,… Read more »

Many Begrudging Irish Devastated After McGregor Win

Many Begrudging Irish Devastated After McGregor Win

Thousands of begrudging Irish people have been left devastated, after Conor McGregor once again backed up his talk with a 13 second knock out of Jose Aldo at UFC194. Waking this… Read more »

Irish Parents To Stage Angry Protest As Wooden Spoon Becomes Illegal

Irish Parents To Stage Angry Protest As Wooden Spoon Becomes Illegal

Irish parents are expected to protest in their thousands today, as new laws enacted mean they can no longer hit their children with the traditional wooden spoon. Outraged at the thought… Read more »

Dublin Model’s ‘Amazing TV Opportunity In LA’ Actually Just A Holiday

Dublin Model’s ‘Amazing TV Opportunity In LA’ Actually Just A Holiday

A Dublin models ‘amazing TV opportunity in LA‘, was actually just an extended holiday, The Potato can reveal this evening.  Aisling O’Rourke, 24, from Milltown in Dublin, posted various messages… Read more »

Notcaringathol | The Solution To Your Workplace Stress

Notcaringathol | The Solution To Your Workplace Stress

Workplace stress is something that affects many people and is one of the leading causes of developing drug and alcohol related dependencies. Sleepless nights, physical anxieties and overwhelming urges to… Read more »

Spielberg Reveals The BFG Largely Inspired By Paul O’Connell

Spielberg Reveals The BFG Largely Inspired By Paul O’Connell

World renowned movie director Steven Spielberg has today confirmed that his latest movie The BFG , was largely inspired by Irish rugby legend Paul O’Connell. As the first official trailer for… Read more »

Wallace Released After Agreeing To Build Italian Quarter In Limerick Prison

Wallace Released After Agreeing To Build Italian Quarter In Limerick Prison

After spending only a few short hours in prison, Mick Wallace Released has been released, on the condition that he builds an Italian quarter at the back of Limerick Prison… Read more »

Retail Workers To Be Provided With Free Counselling This Xmas

Retail Workers To Be Provided With Free Counselling This Xmas

Retail workers across Ireland are being offered the services of a trained counsellor over the christmas period, to help them try and deal with their anger and frustration from dealing with… Read more »

Drive In Cinema Announced For Dublin’s M50

Drive In Cinema Announced For Dublin’s M50

Exciting news today if you’re commuting on Dublin’s M50 regularly – plans for a Drive-In cinema have just been announced. Rather than deal with the chronic congestion problems, The National… Read more »

Liverpool Supporters To Aid Manchester United Fans In Crisis

Liverpool Supporters To Aid Manchester United Fans In Crisis

In an attempt to help Manchester United Fans deal with the implosion of their once great team, an unlikely foe has extended a helping hand.  Manchester United fans are currently… Read more »

Study: Israelis Have Forgotten Most Of Their 10 Commandments

Study: Israelis Have Forgotten Most Of Their 10 Commandments

As the increased military strikes from Israel continue on the West Bank and Gaza Strip, a new study has definitively shown that the Jewish state has in fact forgotten a large part… Read more »

Dangerous Seagulls Main Importer Of Heroin In Ireland

Dangerous Seagulls Main Importer Of Heroin In Ireland

An investigation involving the Gardaí, Interpol and the Revenue Commissioners, has discovered that a criminal gang of Seagulls, tormenting people in Dublin, are in fact the largest importers of heroin into Ireland…. Read more »

TRAGIC: Dublin Man’s Holiday Ruined After He Forgets Tricolour

TRAGIC: Dublin Man’s Holiday Ruined After He Forgets Tricolour

Tragic news is coming out of Majorca today, as reports confirm that a Dublin man’s holiday has been ruined, after he left his tricolour at home in Dublin.  By Cormac… Read more »

Woman Breaks Her Own Neck Tilting Head Sideways For Photo

Woman Breaks Her Own Neck Tilting Head Sideways For Photo

A 23 year old woman from Clonskeagh, Dublin,  left herself paralysed after breaking her own neck while trying to pose for a photo in a nightclub over the weekend. By… Read more »

EXCLUSIVE: Cheryl Cole Announces Divorce From French Husband

EXCLUSIVE: Cheryl Cole Announces Divorce From French Husband

It lasted a total of 8 days, but reports are now confirming that Cheryl Cole has split from her French impulse husband Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini, whom she married after just 12… Read more »

BREAKING: Copper Face Jacks Agrees To Hold All 5 Garth Brooks Concerts

BREAKING: Copper Face Jacks Agrees To Hold All 5 Garth Brooks Concerts

Great news for distraught Garth Brooks fans, as it has been revealed that Copper Face Jacks have agreed terms with Aiken Promotions and the country singer, to hold all 5… Read more »

Coláiste Lurgan Sign Exciting New Movie Deal!

Coláiste Lurgan Sign Exciting New Movie Deal!

It has been revealed today that Coláiste Lurgan, have agreed terms to shoot a feature length movie in the Irish college. By Cormac Moore The Irish musical movie will follow the… Read more »

Alarming Number of Stoners Developing MS Symptoms

Alarming Number of Stoners Developing MS Symptoms

As news that Junior Health Minister Alex White is to sign off on legislation to allow medical marijuana for MS sufferers, an alarming number of stoners have reportedly developed symptoms… Read more »

Gay Community Support Emergency Garth Brooks Legislation

Gay Community Support Emergency Garth Brooks Legislation

The Gay community in Ireland has today come out in support of emergency Garth Brooks legislation being rushed through the Dáil, so that concert promoters can break the prior agreement they… Read more »

Brazil Blame Controller Settings For Germany Defeat

Brazil Blame Controller Settings For Germany Defeat

Brazil have issued a statement outlining that it was unfamiliar controller settings that was the main reason behind last night’s humiliating 7-1 defeat to Germany.  By Cormac Moore Brazil manager Luiz… Read more »

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