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RTE’s ‘The God Slot’ To Cure Gayness Using Work Of Fiction
RTÉ Radio One’s flagship Religious Current Affairs Programme ‘The God Slot’ has sensationally claimed that they can cure ‘Gayness’ in Ireland via the use of hymns and passages they will…
Shy, Insecure Orphan Boy Completely Forgotten About By Santa
Sources are confirming that a sad insecure and timid Orphan boy in Longford, who many speculate has no friends or anyone in his life who cares about him, has been…
Pope Steps Down After Realising 5500 Innocent Filipinos Died And Ian Watkins Hasn’t
Pope Francis has sensationally stepped down as leader of the Roman Catholic Church today after realising that over 5,500 innocent men, woman and children have died in tragic circumstances in…
Abandoned Leaving Cert Students Overcrowding Orphanages
Orphanages all over Ireland have closed their doors as record numbers of crying Leaving Cert students registered themselves, resulting in over-crowding. “It’s amazing. At half nine I looked out my…
Father And Son Found 30 Years After Fleeing Linda Martin Concert
Co. Clare authorities today are trying to reintegrate a father and son back into society after they allegedly fled a Linda Martin concert three decades ago to live deep in…
Youth Defence Tupperware Party Attracts 167 Million People
A Tupperware party that was held in the home of recently widowed Maureen Dooley has attracted a record crowd of 167 million people. Her previous record was four, which she…
IRA Membership Up After UK Gives Ireland Just 1 Point
Potato sources today have confirmed that premium IRA membership numbers have rose dramatically after the United Kingdom gave Ryan Dolan’s performance of ‘Only Love Survives’ one measly point. Millions tuned…
Toddler Disqualified From Art Competition For Horrendus Picture
Since the day he was born, 5-year-old Peter Murphy has had one ambition: To win the credit Union Art competition. With the overwhelming support from family and his teachers…
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