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Kerryman Goes on Dragon’s Den

Kerryman Goes on Dragon’s Den

A special edition of Dragon’s Den Ireland will air this Sunday featuring only one prolific inventor. Seamus Casey, 53, from Listowel Co. Kerry is a Postman and part-time inventor. Known… Read more »

New Sales Drive For Dublin Sex Shop

New Sales Drive For Dublin Sex Shop

Today the Dublin branch of Ann Summers announced a radical new initiative to entice customers into their O’Connell Street store. The number of traditional visitors to the shop including hen… Read more »

Speculation of Job Losses at Rumour Mill

Speculation of Job Losses at Rumour Mill

Sad news today with unsubstantiated reports of job losses in Co. Longford today. Mallon and Sons, which is thought to be Ireland’s largest rumour mill, may or may not be… Read more »

Tayto Park Launch New Fear Ag Rith Zone

Tayto Park Launch New Fear Ag Rith Zone

Mr Tayto got in touch about the newest feature to hit the park: When I was a young spud, fresh out of the ground, I always dreamt of one day… Read more »

Positive Quotes On LinkedIn Harm Productivity

Positive Quotes On LinkedIn Harm Productivity

A new study published today by the Harvard Business Review has found that positive quotes posted to LinkedIn actually damages the productivity and work rate of those users who read them. Many coaches,… Read more »

Tom Cruise’s Trip To Dublin Set To Save Economy

Tom Cruise’s Trip To Dublin Set To Save Economy

As Tom Cruise waved goodbye to Ireland today, many businesses were bracing themselves for a surge in tourist custom as a direct consequence of the diminutive actors visit. Cruise, who… Read more »

Social Media Secrets: Sexy Blogging

Social Media Secrets: Sexy Blogging

In this weekly segment, I’ll (Account Exec.) be sharing with you the secrets to social media success so that you can apply them to your own marketing campaigns. Marketing, whether… Read more »

Foil Arms and Hog: Heroin | Video

Foil Arms and Hog: Heroin | Video

What does a company need for rapid expansion and mass appeal? Heroin. Join us on Facebook

Diageo Demands Church Closures on Arthur’s Day

Diageo Demands Church Closures on Arthur’s Day

  Diageo, the owners of Guinness and Smirnoff vodka have hit out at the Irish government and the Catholic Church over pub closures on Good Friday. The law, dating from… Read more »

Passive-Aggressive Colleague Just Won’t Give Up

Passive-Aggressive Colleague Just Won’t Give Up

Employees in the accounting department of Ferguson Insurance today vented their frustration at the fact that their colleague Carol just won’t shut the fuck up and do things for herself. Accounts… Read more »

Nike Change Slogan To ‘Yeah Maybe You Shouldn’t Do That’

Nike Change Slogan To ‘Yeah Maybe You Shouldn’t Do That’

Nike, the global sports wear company famous around the entire world, has decided to change it’s slogan from “Just Do It” to the more applicable slogan of ”Yeah Maybe You… Read more »

Man Stable After Falling From Job Bridge

Man Stable After Falling From Job Bridge

A 24 year old college graduate, who fell while trying to cross the Job Bridge, is said to be stable and slowing making a recovery. Conor McDonnell had to be… Read more »

Facebook Employees Banned From Facebook As It’s Too Distracting

Facebook Employees Banned From Facebook As It’s Too Distracting

The Potato can today reveal from an inside source, that employees of the social media giant Facebook, are in fact banned from using it’s very own digital product, as it’s… Read more »

Horse Meat Found In Lamb Of God

Horse Meat Found In Lamb Of God

More upset for the catholic church today, after tests on the holy sacrament found that around 30% of it was made up of equine DNA. The church is one of the latest… Read more »

Pay The Bondholders or Buy 1.5 Billion 99 Cones? Poll

Pay The Bondholders or Buy 1.5 Billion 99 Cones? Poll

So, without going into detail behind this – because we don’t like detail – it appears that we could either pay back anglo bondolhers ( 3.1 billion), or, buy 1.5 Billion 99… Read more »

Rare Argos Catalogue Sells For €100 To Student Investor

Rare Argos Catalogue Sells For €100 To Student Investor

A savvy student investor has bagged himself a rare Argos catalogue for €100, The Potato can reveal today. Investors often move their money to more secure and strange assets during recessions. Gold is… Read more »

People Urged To Not Give Money To Annoying Charity Workers

People Urged To Not Give Money To Annoying Charity Workers

The Dublin City Business Improvement District (BID), has launched a new campaign, urging people not to give money to really annoying charity workers in the City Centre. In a recent survey… Read more »

Homeless People To Be Given Laser Card Machines

Homeless People To Be Given Laser Card Machines

The Dublin City Business Improvement District (BID), today launched a campaign to directly address the issue of street begging in the country’s capital. BID today said that bringing homeless people… Read more »

VHI Launch Low Cost Placebo Plus Program

VHI Launch Low Cost Placebo Plus Program

In response to the public backlash that they received after raising their fees, the VHI have just launched their new low cost, Placebo Plus Program. Placebo Plus Program The Placebo Plus… Read more »

CSO Goes Mental By Claiming 8,500 Days Lost In 2012

CSO Goes Mental By Claiming 8,500 Days Lost In 2012

The Central Statistics Office (CSO), the body responsible for collecting accurate information and data on various aspects of the economy and society, has claimed that nearly 8,500 days were lost… Read more »

Progress Your Career In 2013 By Smoking

Progress Your Career In 2013 By Smoking

You may have a Masters degree, years of experience and tons of motivation, but if you’re not smoking then you’re severely putting the health of your career at risk, a new study… Read more »

Irishman To Open Hot Chicken Roll Business In Oz

Irishman To Open Hot Chicken Roll Business In Oz

An Irish law graduate, who had to emigrate because he couldn’t handle the countless job offers he was getting, is to open up a beach based hot chicken roll business down under. Following in the… Read more »

Bono Declares Xmas Eve Busking Money In Holland

Bono Declares Xmas Eve Busking Money In Holland

Grafton Street this year again, was graced with busking from music superstars Bono, Glen Hansard and Sinead O’Connor on Xmas eve. In what seems to be turning into a yearly… Read more »

Fiscal Cliff To Become New World Heritage Site

Fiscal Cliff To Become New World Heritage Site

Some good news for America ahead of it’s economic uncertainty, as it’s Fiscal Cliff is set to become the latest addition to the UNESCO list of world heritage sites. To… Read more »

Santa’s Elves Threaten Industrial Action Over Working Conditions

Santa’s Elves Threaten Industrial Action Over Working Conditions

CEO and Founder of Lapland Industries, Santa Clause, has found himself in the midst of an internal dispute with his labour force. Coming at possibly the worst time for the… Read more »

Sean Quinn To Star In Wall Street 3

Sean Quinn To Star In Wall Street 3

Sean Quinn, once Ireland’s richest men and now spending 9 weeks in jail, is to star in the 3rd installment of the Wall Street franchise. Wall Street first premiered in… Read more »

Fears For Jobs As Monkeys Enter Labour Force

Fears For Jobs As Monkeys Enter Labour Force

Job creation was dealt another blow in recent days, when it was revealed that international home product and design company Ikea, has began to hire monkeys in it’s Canadian stores. The monkey was spotted… Read more »

Post Budget 2013 | 11 Money Saving Tips

Post Budget 2013 | 11 Money Saving Tips

So, if you’ve been hit by the new measures that were outlined in the budget, fear not. We’ve gone and put together a list of simple, yet effective money saving… Read more »

Brennan’s Bread Brainstorm New Marketing Plans [Video]

Brennan’s Bread Brainstorm New Marketing Plans [Video]

Ever wanted to get a sneak peak inside the Brennan’s Bread marketing process? Thought so. Make sure you check out Irish sketch group Foil Arms and Hog. They’re awesome. You… Read more »

Ryanair To Purchase Dublin Bus

Ryanair To Purchase Dublin Bus

The government has announced this morning that it is to sell Dublin Bus, in a strategic sale of state assets to help with the country’s poor financial position. Dublin Bus,… Read more »

Sean Quinn Cult To Participate in Mass Suicide

Sean Quinn Cult To Participate in Mass Suicide

Fermanagh fanatics of the fallen billionaire Sean Quinn are set to participate in a mass suicide in support of their heroic leader. The cult has been publicly demonstrating their support for the… Read more »

Sponsor A Billionaire Today | Audio

Sponsor A Billionaire Today | Audio

Did you know, that every year in Ireland, more and more billionaires like Sean Quinn are tragically becoming petty millionaires, and some are even worth less. Billionaires are having to… Read more »

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