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Liverpool V Manchester United | Live Blog

Liverpool V Manchester United | Live Blog

Liverpool take on Manchester Untied today at Anfield and The Potato will be live blogging the entire match. Special guest today taking on the blogging duties will be Anto, a… Read more »

The 7 Lad Types You Play Astro With

The 7 Lad Types You Play Astro With

If you play astro on a weekly basis, chances are you’ll notice some regular patterns from yourself and others on the pitch. Maybe some take it too seriously, maybe some… Read more »

Man Picks Fantasy Football League Based On Overheard Pub Conversations

Man Picks Fantasy Football League Based On Overheard Pub Conversations

Colin O’Donoghue spent most of this afternoon sitting in front of his computer trying to pick a team for the office fantasy football league. Despite having little to no knowledge… Read more »

Man Taken Out Of Coma To Play Local Championship Match

Man Taken Out Of Coma To Play Local Championship Match

A 27 year old man from Seneschalstown, county Meath, was yesterday taken out of a medically induced coma so that he would be able to join the senior panel for their… Read more »

Munster Squad Speaks Out Over Threesome Controversy

Munster Squad Speaks Out Over Threesome Controversy

The Munster Rugby team has been in heated talks with their manager after it came to light that two of the star players, who cannot be named , were engaged… Read more »

Outrage As Dublin Footballers Don’t Have Threesome

Outrage As Dublin Footballers Don’t Have Threesome

The Dublin footballers have today expressed their sheer disgust at the lack of threesomes last night after their win over Cork in Croke Park. Dublin won the game 1-16 to… Read more »

Jedward Sign With Kilkenny Senior Hurlers

Jedward Sign With Kilkenny Senior Hurlers

In GAA news today, it has just been announced that the Kilkenny Senior hurling squad will be joined by none other than Jedward for next year’s championship.  Kilkenny’s performance in… Read more »

Conor Murray and Simon Zebo Didn’t Engage In Threesome

Conor Murray and Simon Zebo Didn’t Engage In Threesome

The Potato can officially announce that the two Irish Rugby stars caught in a threesome ‘sex-scandal’ whose video was leaked to the internet were not Conor Murray and Simon Zebo…. Read more »

Woman Completely Ignores Loud Fart She Did In Yoga Class

Woman Completely Ignores Loud Fart She Did In Yoga Class

34 year old mother of 2, Karen Dempsey last night completely ignored the incredibly loud fart she let slip out during her Postnatal Yoga class.  The accidental release happened while… Read more »

The Leaving of Liverpool – Luis Suarez to Quit Footbal

The Leaving of Liverpool – Luis Suarez to Quit Footbal

Hollywood Stardom Beckons In an announcement that is guaranteed to disappoint Liverpool supporters and shock the wider football world, wantaway Liverpool striker Luis Suarez has repeated his determination to quit… Read more »

Extra Bandwagons Added After Dublin Win Leinster Final

Extra Bandwagons Added After Dublin Win Leinster Final

Dublin Bus have announced that they will be expanding their bandwagon services after today’s Leinster football final was won by the Dublin team as they overcame Meath in Croke Park… Read more »

Breaking: Warren Gatland Exposed On Latest Anglo Tapes

Breaking: Warren Gatland Exposed On Latest Anglo Tapes

More shocking revelations have today come out regarding the hugely controversial  Anglo Tapes. It appears that in the latest batch released, Lions manager Warren Gatland can clearly be heard discussing… Read more »

NFL To Look Into Possibility Of Franchising Prison Team

NFL To Look Into Possibility Of Franchising Prison Team

With the arrest of New England Patriots player Aaron Hernandez for murder last week bringing the total number of NFL players arrested over the summer to 34, NFL commissioner Roger… Read more »

Garreth Bale Looking Forward To Joining Lions Squad

Garreth Bale Looking Forward To Joining Lions Squad

Welshman Garreth Bale is set to be delighted about getting the call up to the Lions squad ahead of Saturdays final test match against Australia. The decision to give Bale… Read more »

Justice For BOD Protest March Planned For Friday

Justice For BOD Protest March Planned For Friday

Protesters un-happy with Warren Gatland’s decision to drop Irish rugby legend Brian O’Driscoll from the last Lions test match, are planning a  Pro-BOD protest march this Friday. The angry fans… Read more »

GAA Shocked As Paul Galvin Comes Out As Straight

GAA Shocked As Paul Galvin Comes Out As Straight

The entire GAA community has been rocked today after news spread that Kerry footballer Paul Galvin is in fact straight.  The temperamental corner forward has led a controversial career in… Read more »

Alcohol Sponsorship Ends As Government Bans Sport

Alcohol Sponsorship Ends As Government Bans Sport

It appears that drinks companies will no longer be able to sponsor sporting events in Ireland as the government is set to ban all forms of sport entirely. The new… Read more »

Spanish Students Even More Annoying After Match

Spanish Students Even More Annoying After Match

Reports are coming in from all over the country today that Spanish students who are currently staying in Ireland, are becoming some how even more annoying than usual. This follows… Read more »

Walking Contradictions Do Great At Mini Marathon

Walking Contradictions Do Great At Mini Marathon

A large number of walking contradictions entered the Flora Mini Marathon yesterday in Dublin to help support their charity and improve the levels of hypocrisy found within the country. Thousands… Read more »

Draw Leaves 6 Counties Situation Unresolved

Draw Leaves 6 Counties Situation Unresolved

Tonight’s international friendly between England and the Republic of Ireland has finished 1-1 this evening. Shane Long put the Irish in front early on in the first half, but an… Read more »

IRE v ENG: Winner Gets 6 Counties For Keepzies

IRE v ENG: Winner Gets 6 Counties For Keepzies

As if tonight’s international match between England and The Republic of Ireland was not going to be competitive enough, it appears now that the winners of this evening’s game will… Read more »

Guy Has Serious Workout In The Gym Today

Guy Has Serious Workout In The Gym Today

In breaking news, 24 year old David Brady has today had a serious session in his local gym and wants you to know about it. David took to Facebook while… Read more »

Dublin Gym Now Offering Photoshop Classes

Dublin Gym Now Offering Photoshop Classes

Overweight gym owner Ben Dunne has today announced that all his fitness centres will be offering members the latest in physical transformation techniques, through interactive and intense Photoshop classes. In each of… Read more »

Local GAA Junior C Player Not Going Out Tonight

Local GAA Junior C Player Not Going Out Tonight

Anthony O’Dorchai, 28 years old from the small town of Dunboyne Co. Meath, has this afternoon informed his friends that he will not be going out tonight, as he needs… Read more »

Extreme Bottled Water Added To X Games | Video

Extreme Bottled Water Added To X Games | Video

It has been a fast rise for one of the newest extreme sports in the world as X Games announce it will be making it a competitive part of their… Read more »

Liverpool Fans Hopeful Of Success As Ferguson Retires

Liverpool Fans Hopeful Of Success As Ferguson Retires

Liverpool fans across Ireland and the UK are hoping now that Ferguson has retired, they can get back to their winning ways – of the 1970s. Liverpool have a great… Read more »

Ferguson To Lecture On The Nature Of Time

Ferguson To Lecture On The Nature Of Time

Alex Ferguson today announced that he will be stepping down as manager at Old Traffic after a hugely successful 26 year reign. Ferguson has been the most successful British manager… Read more »

Howard Webb To Take Over At Old Trafford

Howard Webb To Take Over At Old Trafford

News today of Alex Ferguson’s retirement has been quickly spreading around the sporting world. Many fans have been paying their respects to the game’s most successful manager, but speculation has began as to who… Read more »

Joe Schmidt’s Outrageous Contract Demands Revealed

Joe Schmidt’s Outrageous Contract Demands Revealed

As the Irish rugby world celebrated the appointment of tactical Kiwi genius Joe Schmidt as head coach of Ireland, the darker side of the deal has been left untouched by… Read more »

Man Utd Fan Gets Ready To Shout Really Loudly In Pub

Man Utd Fan Gets Ready To Shout Really Loudly In Pub

A Dublin based Manchester United fan is getting ready to shout very loudly and inappropriately in the pub, during tonight’s match against Aston Villa. The 31 year old taxi driver has… Read more »

Ivanovic Left Undead After Suarez Bite

Ivanovic Left Undead After Suarez Bite

Bad news for Chelsea fans today as it turns out that bite victim Branislav Ivanović has unfortunately become undead, after his encounter with Liverpool striker Luis Suarez yesterday. Chelsea’s medical staff… Read more »

Luis Suarez To Star In New Twilight Movie

Luis Suarez To Star In New Twilight Movie

Luis Suarez, who today got the last minute equaliser for Liverpool in their Premier League game against Chelsea  has been offered the leading role in the next Twilight movie, after the… Read more »

Irish Man Utd Fan Celebrates Thatcher’s Death

Irish Man Utd Fan Celebrates Thatcher’s Death

19 year old Anto McCrossan was today continuing his celebrations after hearing the news of Margaret Thatcher’s death. The Tallaght man spent most of his day yesterday celebrating in the streets in… Read more »

Man Refuses To Drink Lucozade After YouTube Ads

Man Refuses To Drink Lucozade After YouTube Ads

31 year old Patrick O’Mahony today found himself refusing to purchase his usual pre-match bottle of Lucozade, after being bombarded with annoying ads on YouTube. The drinks company is running an… Read more »

Tiger Thanks The Rub Of The Green

Tiger Thanks The Rub Of The Green

Tiger Woods recaptured the coveted No.1 spot in international golf this week at the Arnold Palmer Invitational at Bay Hill, snatching it from the boy-wonder and Northern Ireland’s Rory McIlroy…. Read more »

Austria Prepped To Go Off On The Piste In Ireland

Austria Prepped To Go Off On The Piste In Ireland

No one would ever accuse the Austrians of a lack of preparation for tonight’s World Cup qualifier at the Aviva Stadium. However, perhaps one could be forgiven for taking them… Read more »

Ireland Train in Concentration Camp Ahead of Austria Clash

Ireland Train in Concentration Camp Ahead of Austria Clash

In an effort to boost team morale and to inject passion into a faltering Irish team, Giovanni Trappatoni has sensationally named Mauthausen-Gusen Concentration Camp as his team’s final preparation point… Read more »

Heaslip BEARS All

Heaslip BEARS All

The past few weeks have been a dish served cold for Captain Heaslip. Our Jamie has admitted in an exclusive to The Potato that the fear of mystery-meat turning up in his South… Read more »

Woods and Armstrong Disappointed At McIlroy’s Pathetic Attempt To Be Controversial

Woods and Armstrong Disappointed At McIlroy’s Pathetic Attempt To Be Controversial

Tiger Woods and Lance Armstrong have hit out at the World’s number one golfer, Rory McIlroy, after what they described as a “pathetic attempt” to be controversial after his withdrawal… Read more »

Men Abandon Cars On Way Home As Off The Ball Team Resign

Men Abandon Cars On Way Home As Off The Ball Team Resign

Cars across the nation were abandoned by bewildered, mainly male sports fans, where they stood Monday night as the realisation that Newstalk’s evening sports show Off The Ball has been… Read more »

Exclusive: Ronan O’Gara Is Bound For The NFL

Exclusive: Ronan O’Gara Is Bound For The NFL

Following an unfortunate turn of events in recent weeks for Ireland’s most decorated outhalf, Ronan O’Gara has officially announced today his retirement from the game he has played since his… Read more »

Usain Bolt in Cheetah Blood Doping Scandal

Usain Bolt in Cheetah Blood Doping Scandal

The dark age of sporting scandals continues with shocking news that the Jamaican sprinter Usain St.Leo “Lightning” Bolt is in the midst of the doping scandal. The athlete who is… Read more »

George Gives A Right Hook To The Kidney

George Gives A Right Hook To The Kidney

Radio broadcaster and rugby pundit George Hook aka “Hookie” has been named as Declan Kidney’s successor for the top job in Irish rugby. IRFU chief Philip Browne last night announced… Read more »

Robot Designers Call Out “Wasteful” Bale

Robot Designers Call Out “Wasteful” Bale

As a collaboration between tech giants Snapple and a Japanese man who successfully replaced the brain of a cat with 90’s era Tamagotchi, humanoid cyborg Gareth Bale was always going… Read more »

Top Footballer Caught Being Monogamous

Top Footballer Caught Being Monogamous

A top premiership league footballer, who can’t be named, has shocked the sporting world by engaging in a monogamous relationship with his wife. Player X, as we will call him,… Read more »

Oscar Pistorius Surrenders Prostethic Limbs As Part Of Bail Conditions

Oscar Pistorius Surrenders Prostethic Limbs As Part Of Bail Conditions

Oscar Pistorius, the South African paralympian, who has been charged with the murder of his girlfriend, has this afternoon been granted bail but on the strict condition that he surrender… Read more »

Nike Change Slogan To ‘Yeah Maybe You Shouldn’t Do That’

Nike Change Slogan To ‘Yeah Maybe You Shouldn’t Do That’

Nike, the global sports wear company famous around the entire world, has decided to change it’s slogan from “Just Do It” to the more applicable slogan of ”Yeah Maybe You… Read more »

More Room On Bandwagon As Ireland Lose To England

More Room On Bandwagon As Ireland Lose To England

More space has now become available on the rugby bandwagon after today’s loss against England in the Six Nations. Poor conditions together with an overall poor performance from the men… Read more »

Charlie Sheen Will Star As Lance Armstrong In New Movie

Charlie Sheen Will Star As Lance Armstrong In New Movie

It has been reported that JJ Abrams, director of  titles such as Star Trek, Mission Impossible and the TV series Lost, has bought the rights to the movie about Lance… Read more »

Leinster Rugby Issue Song Lyrics For Fans

Leinster Rugby Issue Song Lyrics For Fans

So, it’s a big weekend for Leinster Rugby fans as their team heads off to face Exeter, eyeing up a place in this year’s Heineken Cup. The results may largely… Read more »

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