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Your Weekly Horoscopes With the Salmon Of Knowledge

Your Weekly Horoscopes With the Salmon Of Knowledge

Aries This weeks Euromillion’s numbers: 01 15 14 19 39 02 06. You’re welcome. Taurus Mainly dry for the rest of this evening with a good deal of cloud, but some… Read more »

Traffic Watch: Invisible Cars Causing Youth Defence Delays

Traffic Watch: Invisible Cars Causing Youth Defence Delays

Dublin was brought to a standstill this afternoon as a massive amount of invisible traffic embarked on the city centre streets. Widespread delays were noted across the board and one… Read more »

Teacher Feeling Guilty Getting Paid For Doing Nothing

Teacher Feeling Guilty Getting Paid For Doing Nothing

27 year old Geography and CSPE teacher Niamh O’Connell has today informed The Potato that he has began to feel slightly guilty about getting paid during her time off for… Read more »

Your Weekly Horoscopes With The Salmon Of Knowledge

Your Weekly Horoscopes With The Salmon Of Knowledge

Aries Last night’s supermoon has left you with incredible superhuman abilities. Use them wisely and know that with great power comes great responsibility – then usually a load of movie… Read more »

Church Using Twitter To Better Understand Jesus

Church Using Twitter To Better Understand Jesus

The Catholic Church have recently tried to better understand Jesus’ message, by continually scrolling down through their Twitter feed to see what Jesus actually tweeted all those years ago. The… Read more »

Church Offering Gay Vaccinations Ahead Of Dublin Pride Festival

Church Offering Gay Vaccinations Ahead Of Dublin Pride Festival

The backward thinking Catholic Church have today launched a campaign of free vaccinations to help prevent the spread of homosexuality during the Dublin Pride Festival.  As is known, the church… Read more »

Girlfriends To Be Taxed For Running Late

Girlfriends To Be Taxed For Running Late

Leaked proposals from next year’s budget have shown that the government plans to impose a strict new tax on girlfriends when they run late for dates and nights out.  A… Read more »

Study: Drivers Not Indicating At Roundabouts Are Assholes

Study: Drivers Not Indicating At Roundabouts Are Assholes

A new study released today has shown that drivers that fail to indicate on roundabouts are highly likely to be assholes in everyday life. Indicating on roundabouts is one of… Read more »

Your Weekly Horoscopes With The Salmon Of Knowledge

Your Weekly Horoscopes With The Salmon Of Knowledge

The Salmon swims, but he also sees. Deep into your mystic future… Aries You’re well on your way to getting that beach body for your summer holidays. Just continue to… Read more »

Confused Pro-Life Campaigners Sending Death Threats

Confused Pro-Life Campaigners Sending Death Threats

It would appear that a number of  Pro Life campaigners have recently been getting the objective of their cause very wrong as they sent numerous politicians death threats in relation… Read more »

Spanish Students Even More Annoying After Match

Spanish Students Even More Annoying After Match

Reports are coming in from all over the country today that Spanish students who are currently staying in Ireland, are becoming some how even more annoying than usual. This follows… Read more »

Research Shows Irish People Happier When It’s Raining

Research Shows Irish People Happier When It’s Raining

A new research project carried out by Trinity College and MET Éireann has shown that Irish people are in fact happier when it is raining. The psychology department teamed up… Read more »

Racist Bed & Breakfast  | Video

Racist Bed & Breakfast | Video

In tough economic times, the businesses that survive are the ones that know their market and dominate their niche. Providing for the needs of a very specific group of people… Read more »

Man Uses Hay Fever As Excuse To Cry In Public.

Man Uses Hay Fever As Excuse To Cry In Public.

The blazing sun, high temperatures and blue skies haven’t just been a boon for tourists and barbeque enthusiasts. Sligo Town’s Hugo Nolan (48) has been using the current good weather… Read more »

Your Weekly Horoscopes With The Salmon Of Knowledge

Your Weekly Horoscopes With The Salmon Of Knowledge

  Aries That’s not a good colour you have, that’s a third degree burn. It won’t “go brown”, you might actually die from the severity of it. Go to a… Read more »

Smokers And Gamblers To Be Cut Off From The Dole

Smokers And Gamblers To Be Cut Off From The Dole

In a shocking announcement this morning, Minister for Social Protection, Joan Burton, announced that individuals who smoke and gamble will be removed from claiming any form of social welfare on… Read more »

Your Weekly Horoscopes With The Salmon Of Knowledge

Your Weekly Horoscopes With The Salmon Of Knowledge

This week: Aries Very hungover today. Very. Taurus Most areas will remain dry for the rest of the day, with a few bright or sunny spells developing in places. However,… Read more »

Office Worker Complains It’s Too Hot

Office Worker Complains It’s Too Hot

Bernard Farrelly (42) of Santry Dublin today thought it was necessary to note to his colleagues at Thomas & Thomas accountants that it was in his opinion, “far too hot”…. Read more »

Mothers Replace Wooden Spoon Threat With Créche

Mothers Replace Wooden Spoon Threat With Créche

Irish mothers across the country, are now planning on replacing the physical forms of threat they use on their children, with a more psychological approach after watching the recent RTE… Read more »

Pedestrian Walking At Awkward Pace On Path

Pedestrian Walking At Awkward Pace On Path

An awkward situation arose today when a man from Castleknock, Dublin 15,  was walking back to his home from the village and was confronted by a middle-aged woman who was… Read more »

Child Injured After Family Hire Giraffe To Mind It

Child Injured After Family Hire Giraffe To Mind It

A family in Tanzania are being questioned by police after they left their 3-year-old daughter in the care of an adult giraffe. Dr Philip Bantu, a doctor at Zanzibar General… Read more »

Unemployed Man Still Trapped In Bed After Earthquake

Unemployed Man Still Trapped In Bed After Earthquake

After the devastation of last nights earthquake on the eastern seaboard of Ireland, reports are emerging that one 29 year old unemployed man has been left trapped in his bed,… Read more »

Guy Has Serious Workout In The Gym Today

Guy Has Serious Workout In The Gym Today

In breaking news, 24 year old David Brady has today had a serious session in his local gym and wants you to know about it. David took to Facebook while… Read more »

Your Weekly Horoscopes With The Salmon Of Knowledge

Your Weekly Horoscopes With The Salmon Of Knowledge

Your horoscopes, brought to you by the future seeing fish the Salmon of Knowledge. Aries This week’s EuroMillions: 02 09 11 19 24 07 08. Taurus Sunny intervals and scattered showers… Read more »

Emotional Wreck Looking Forward To Ruining Night Out

Emotional Wreck Looking Forward To Ruining Night Out

27 year old Lisa Sheridan, is looking forward to ruining another work night out with her colleagues later this evening. The emotionally unstable office administrator is going out for only… Read more »

Report Outlines Best Practice For Hiding Your Naggin

Report Outlines Best Practice For Hiding Your Naggin

A new report published today, has highlighted the best places to hide your naggin on the way into a nightclub. The detailed report identifies what are the most successful hiding… Read more »

Conspiracy Theorists Won’t Leave Go Kart Track

Conspiracy Theorists Won’t Leave Go Kart Track

A group of conspiracy theorists yesterday evening refused to end their session at Kylemore Karting, causing widespread disruption to a number of school tours and children’s birthday parties.  The group of 12… Read more »

Driver Can’t Find Car In Multi-Storey Car Park

Driver Can’t Find Car In Multi-Storey Car Park

A 27 year old female is today growing seriously concerned that her car may have been stolen from the Stephen’s Green Shopping Centre Car Park. She has been walking around… Read more »

Dublin Model Gets Dream Job As Giant Plate

Dublin Model Gets Dream Job As Giant Plate

Some good news on the job front today as it would appear that one lucky model has secured the dream job of becoming a giant plate. Dublin based model Rachel… Read more »

Child’s Face Stuck After Wind Changes

Child’s Face Stuck After Wind Changes

An 8 year olds face has today been paralysed in a very distorted position, after the winds changed direction while he was playing outside with friends. The child had been… Read more »

Your Weekly Horoscopes With The Salmon Of Knowledge

Your Weekly Horoscopes With The Salmon Of Knowledge

Your weekly horoscopes with the Salmon Of Knowledge. Powerful insights from the fresh water, future seeing fish. Aries Staying generally cloudy this afternoon, with further patches of mist, fog and… Read more »

Man Tells Barber Terrible Haircut Is Fine

Man Tells Barber Terrible Haircut Is Fine

A man has today told his local barber that the haircut he just got was fine, when it was in fact one of the worst cuts he has ever gotten… Read more »

Dublin DJ Admits To Having No Discernible Skills

Dublin DJ Admits To Having No Discernible Skills

Today in a ground breaking interview with The Potato, DJ Alan Rodgers (32) of Swords Co Dublin, otherwise known as DJ Cokehead, finally came clean about having no discernible skills… Read more »

Abercrombie: For Thin People – By Thin People | Meme

Abercrombie: For Thin People – By Thin People | Meme

Controversy has been surrounding clothing brand Abercrombie and Fitch recently as they proclaimed that their clothes are only intended for thin, skinny people. Even though this has outraged many, it… Read more »

Elderly Sex Lives At Risk With Pfizer Plant Closing

Elderly Sex Lives At Risk With Pfizer Plant Closing

Many local randy residents from Cork, are today concerned over where their supply of Viagra will come from with the news that Pfizer is to close it’s Little Island plant. The plant… Read more »

Finglas Man Revises Republican History Before Sun Holiday

Finglas Man Revises Republican History Before Sun Holiday

25 year old Finglas man, Anthony Donnelly, has begun spending hours every week delving into the republican past of the country, so that he can be prepared for drunken arguments with English tourists,… Read more »

Road Safety Lessons From A Seagull

Road Safety Lessons From A Seagull

Seagulls around the country are this week engaging on a campaign to raise awareness for the rules of the road and shall be holding workshops and live demos of everything you need… Read more »

Your Weekly Horoscopes With The Salmon Of Knowledge

Your Weekly Horoscopes With The Salmon Of Knowledge

The Salmon has again spoken and below, may have powerful insights into your future. Love, life, happiness and more await you in the words below. Aries Your ability to keep… Read more »

Bourbon Biscuit Feared Lost After Man Forgets Teaspoon

Bourbon Biscuit Feared Lost After Man Forgets Teaspoon

The search for a chocolate bourbon biscuit has been called off for the night, after tragically falling in earlier this evening. The popular biscuit got into difficulty when 25 year old Simon Brady… Read more »

Man Spends Most Of Saturday In Bed Again

Man Spends Most Of Saturday In Bed Again

29 year old Brian Corrigan has today spent most of the day in bed as he has done so on the majority of Saturday for the last number of years…. Read more »

Lonely Planet Release Irish Traveller Guide

Lonely Planet Release Irish Traveller Guide

Guidebook giants Lonely Planet have announced a new special edition to the Lonely Planet: Ireland; Lonely Planet: Irish Traveller Guide. “There is a huge Irish Traveller Diaspora around the world… Read more »

Massive Levels Of The Fear Reported Nationwide

Massive Levels Of The Fear Reported Nationwide

Officials today have reported that the bank holiday weekend has brought with it a tragic increase the amount of people suffering from The Fear. Hospitals around the country are admitting… Read more »

Your Weekly Horoscopes With The Salmon Of Knowledge

Your Weekly Horoscopes With The Salmon Of Knowledge

Your weekly horoscopes brought to you by the one and only Salmon of Knowledge. Aries This week’s EuroMillions: 09 19 23 24 42 03 07 Taurus For success and happiness send… Read more »

Your Weekly Horoscopes With The Salmon of Knowledge

Your Weekly Horoscopes With The Salmon of Knowledge

The Salmon of Knowledge is back with your weekly horoscopes. Let him guide you into your future and show you the path to take to health, wealth and well-being. Aries Today Saturn… Read more »

Man Has Nervous Breakdown Over Volume Level In Car

Man Has Nervous Breakdown Over Volume Level In Car

23 year old Daniel Brown, has been admitted to St. Brendan’s Psychiatric Ward today, after suffering a severe mental breakdown. The psychological episode came when Daniel was a front seat passenger in… Read more »

Toddler Disqualified From Art Competition For Horrendus Picture

Toddler Disqualified From Art Competition For Horrendus Picture

  Since the day he was born, 5-year-old Peter Murphy has had one ambition: To win the credit Union Art competition. With the overwhelming support from family and his teachers… Read more »

Your Weekly Horoscopes With The Salmon Of Knowledge

Your Weekly Horoscopes With The Salmon Of Knowledge

Your weekly horoscopes are here again. Take a journey into your future with the powerful mystic that is the Salmon of Knowledge and prepare yourself for what may be. Aries… Read more »

Hoodies Tired of Discrimination

Hoodies Tired of Discrimination

A new debate being discussed in Mayo today has been labelled as disgraceful by followers of Hooduism. According to the group CHAVS (Concerned Hoodies Against Vicious Slaggings) practitioners of hooduism,… Read more »

Rosanna Davison Reveals Her Secrets To Success

Rosanna Davison Reveals Her Secrets To Success

What does it take to achieve the personal and professional success that former Miss World and leading Irish model Rosanna Davison has? Rosanna took to picture sharing social media site… Read more »

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