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Retail Workers To Be Provided With Free Counselling This Xmas

Retail Workers To Be Provided With Free Counselling This Xmas

Retail workers across Ireland are being offered the services of a trained counsellor over the christmas period, to help them try and deal with their anger and frustration from dealing with… Read more »

Drive In Cinema Announced For Dublin’s M50

Drive In Cinema Announced For Dublin’s M50

Exciting news today if you’re commuting on Dublin’s M50 regularly – plans for a Drive-In cinema have just been announced. Rather than deal with the chronic congestion problems, The National… Read more »

Dangerous Seagulls Main Importer Of Heroin In Ireland

Dangerous Seagulls Main Importer Of Heroin In Ireland

An investigation involving the Gardaí, Interpol and the Revenue Commissioners, has discovered that a criminal gang of Seagulls, tormenting people in Dublin, are in fact the largest importers of heroin into Ireland…. Read more »

Kerryman Quits Over C-Word

Kerryman Quits Over C-Word

A Kerry man has claimed that he resigned from his Dublin bar job after being “taunted” with degrading remarks about his ‘cultural’ rural origins. Or “Culchie” for short. By Tom… Read more »

Huge Tramore Sink-hole Declared National Heritage Site

Huge Tramore Sink-hole Declared National Heritage Site

The National Parks and Wildlife Service has today declared that the sink-hole in Tramore, Waterford, that was caused by Storm Christine, is to become a protected heritage site. By Cormac… Read more »

Dunboyne Locals Heartbroken Over Lack Of Flooding

Dunboyne Locals Heartbroken Over Lack Of Flooding

Local residents in Dunboyne County Meath, were saddened today to learn that Storm Christine hasn’t caused any serious flooding in the area over the last number of days. By Cormac… Read more »

Weather Grand Here, Says Idiot

Weather Grand Here, Says Idiot

As parts of the country awaken to another day of flooding and gale force winds, one man has expressed bemusement at reports of the extreme weather conditions currently battering the… Read more »

Shy, Insecure Orphan Boy Completely Forgotten About By Santa

Shy, Insecure Orphan Boy Completely Forgotten About By Santa

Sources are confirming that a sad insecure and timid Orphan boy in Longford, who many speculate has no friends or anyone in his life who cares about him, has been… Read more »

The Weekly Mash Up December 13th

The Weekly Mash Up December 13th

Brunker’s dinner with Mandela, CRC need your money for top ups and students planning to leave things until the very last minute. Those stories and more on The Weekly Mash… Read more »

India Prove Time Travel Possible After Banning Homosexuality

India Prove Time Travel Possible After Banning Homosexuality

The international scientific community has just witnessed one of the greatest discoveries of all time, after India proved that travelling back in time is actually possible. Authorities in Indian made the mind-blowing… Read more »

Central Remedial Clinic Launch Christmas Top Up Appeal

Central Remedial Clinic Launch Christmas Top Up Appeal

The Central Remedial Clinic has launched it’s first ever annual Christmas Top Up Appeal! The Christmas appeal aims to help raise much needed funds for senior management, who can’t seem… Read more »

The Weekly Mash Up – November 15th

The Weekly Mash Up – November 15th

Fashion bloggers, billion dollars declines, changes to the driving test and more. All your biggest news stories, right here on The Weekly Mash Up. Snapchat Founder Confirmed As Being Dumbest… Read more »

New Driving Test To Examine Ability To Use Social Media In Vehicle

New Driving Test To Examine Ability To Use Social Media In Vehicle

The Road Safety Authority of Ireland has announced today that from 2014, the driving test will now examine a person’s ability to use social media safely while operating a vehicle…. Read more »

Dublin Commuters To Start Smelling Better From Tomorrow

Dublin Commuters To Start Smelling Better From Tomorrow

Dublin’s public transport users are expected to start smelling better from tomorrow as water restrictions in the evenings are to be eased. Problems at the Ballymore Eustrace Water Treatment Plant had… Read more »

Listen Back | Gang Called The ‘HSE’ Taking Irish Children | Podcast

Listen Back | Gang Called The ‘HSE’ Taking Irish Children | Podcast

Cormac talks to Chris and Ciara on The Cracked i on iRadio about the recent incidents in which a gang, calling themselves the HSE was involved in a number of… Read more »

Taoiseach Hopeful Santa Will Take On Unemployed In Workshop

Taoiseach Hopeful Santa Will Take On Unemployed In Workshop

Taoiseach Enda Kenny says he is hopeful that Santa Claus might take on young unemployed Irish tradespeople in his workshop over the busy Christmas period. Speaking at the annual West… Read more »

Brazilian Spider Horrified At Waking Up In South London Home

Brazilian Spider Horrified At Waking Up In South London Home

A Brazilian Wandering Spider has spoken out about her shock at waking up with her children in London after being kidnapped from their banana home in South America. The mother… Read more »

APPEAL: Are You Missing An Arm?

APPEAL: Are You Missing An Arm?

Gardaí are appealing for people in the Clonee region of Co. Meath to check to see if they are missing an arm. An arm was found in an area know… Read more »

The Weekly Mash Up – November 2nd

The Weekly Mash Up – November 2nd

Binge napping, idiotic youths and republican jobs, all that and more on The Weekly Mash Up. Breaking: Youths Who Attack Fire Brigades Are F*cking Idiots A new study carried out… Read more »

BREAKING: Youths Who Attack Fire Brigades Are F*cking Idiots

BREAKING: Youths Who Attack Fire Brigades Are F*cking Idiots

Evidence is emerging today that is confirming that youths, who attack fire brigades, are in fact fucking idiots. The confirmation came after an intensive study was carried out last night… Read more »

Position Available At Prominent Republican Organisation

Position Available At Prominent Republican Organisation

Job Description The client is a global player in the Republican market and is seeking to fill this position immediately due to internal staffing issues. The ideal candidate will be… Read more »

POLL: Should Ireland Legalise Marijuana?

POLL: Should Ireland Legalise Marijuana?

With the news that Ming Flanagan will be bringing forth proposed legislation on the legalisation of marijuana in Ireland, we want to know you think about the issue. Should we… Read more »

The Weekly Mash Up – October 25th

The Weekly Mash Up – October 25th

A extreme political organisation calling themselves the HSE, Roy Keane pens an open letter to Alex Ferguson and someone’ backside is to get immortalised on the streets of Dublin –… Read more »

Dublin Bus Start Charging People To Wait At Bus Stops

Dublin Bus Start Charging People To Wait At Bus Stops

From next Monday, Dublin Bus will begin charging passengers to wait at bus stops around the city, in another strategic move to make public transport even more expensive than ever… Read more »

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