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Position Available At Prominent Republican Organisation

Position Available At Prominent Republican Organisation

Job Description The client is a global player in the Republican market and is seeking to fill this position immediately due to internal staffing issues. The ideal candidate will be… Read more »

Mother Of Ginger Child Terrified For His Safety

Mother Of Ginger Child Terrified For His Safety

A mother of a 10 year old ginger haired boy, has spoken about how she is now terrified for her son’s safety after the Roma children incidents. The boy has… Read more »

Parents Warned About Car With Blue Lights Taking Children

Parents Warned About Car With Blue Lights Taking Children

Parents of their own biological children are asked to be extra vigilant after numerous reports of white cars, with blue flashing lights have been found to be taking children from… Read more »

The 7 Lad Types You Play Astro With

The 7 Lad Types You Play Astro With

If you play astro on a weekly basis, chances are you’ll notice some regular patterns from yourself and others on the pitch. Maybe some take it too seriously, maybe some… Read more »

Leaving Cert 2013: 9 Careers That Don’t Need Qualifications

Leaving Cert 2013: 9 Careers That Don’t Need Qualifications

So, you’ve gotten your leaving cert results and are wondering what the next step is? Maybe you got the points you wanted, maybe you didn’t. Maybe you failed miserably and… Read more »

Abandoned Leaving Cert Students Overcrowding Orphanages

Abandoned Leaving Cert Students Overcrowding Orphanages

Orphanages all over Ireland have closed their doors as record numbers of crying Leaving Cert students registered themselves, resulting in over-crowding. “It’s amazing. At half nine I looked out my… Read more »

Girl Convinced She Failed Exams Gets 595 Points

Girl Convinced She Failed Exams Gets 595 Points

18 year old Sarah McNally, convinced she was going to fail all her exams and ruin her entire life, discovered today that she in fact got 595 points in her… Read more »

Student Who Answered ‘Science Bitch’ Fails Chemistry Exam

Student Who Answered ‘Science Bitch’ Fails Chemistry Exam

17 year old Brian O’Connor from Terenure College in Dublin, today discovered that he failed his Leaving Certificate chemistry exam after he wrote “science bitch” on a number of answer… Read more »

Father And Son Found 30 Years After Fleeing Linda Martin Concert

Father And Son Found 30 Years After Fleeing Linda Martin Concert

Co. Clare authorities today are trying to reintegrate a father and son back into society after they allegedly fled a Linda Martin concert three decades ago to live deep in… Read more »

The Potato Meets Amanda Brunker

The Potato Meets Amanda Brunker

We had a slight Twitter spat with Amanda Brunker on Friday evening. She wasn’t happy with the breaking news about her headlining the Social Welfare Tent at Oxegen and took to… Read more »

Amanda Brunker Headlines Social Welfare Tent At Oxegen

Amanda Brunker Headlines Social Welfare Tent At Oxegen

She’s done it again! Amanda Brunker will be playing Oxegen this year, this time headlining the newly launched Social Welfare Tent! The Social Welfare tent, which is being sponsored by… Read more »

Conor Murray and Simon Zebo Didn’t Engage In Threesome

Conor Murray and Simon Zebo Didn’t Engage In Threesome

The Potato can officially announce that the two Irish Rugby stars caught in a threesome ‘sex-scandal’ whose video was leaked to the internet were not Conor Murray and Simon Zebo…. Read more »

RTE Announce Over 1000 New Jobs As Kenny Leaves

RTE Announce Over 1000 New Jobs As Kenny Leaves

Immediately following the announcement of Pat Kenny’s move to Newstalk, RTÉ Director General Noel Curran announced that the state broadcaster would be advertising upwards of 1000 new positions. In a… Read more »

Struggling Mortgage Holders To Pay Off Debt With Money From Arse

Struggling Mortgage Holders To Pay Off Debt With Money From Arse

Struggling homeowners were welcoming news today that the government may allow those that are in large amounts of negative equity, to pay some of that debt using money pulled from… Read more »

Hipster Had Anglo Tapes On Vinyl Before Everyone Else

Hipster Had Anglo Tapes On Vinyl Before Everyone Else

An annoying Dublin hipster has today revealed that he had a copy of the Anglo Tapes before they became mainstream and overly commercial. He claims that he had the tapes… Read more »

Study: Drivers Not Indicating At Roundabouts Are Assholes

Study: Drivers Not Indicating At Roundabouts Are Assholes

A new study released today has shown that drivers that fail to indicate on roundabouts are highly likely to be assholes in everyday life. Indicating on roundabouts is one of… Read more »

Homo Knacerous Species Discovered On Portmarnock Beach

Homo Knacerous Species Discovered On Portmarnock Beach

Irish scientists may have made one of the most important discoveries of modern times after numerous prehuman beings were discovered on a north Dublin beach yesterday evening. The new species… Read more »

IRE v ENG: Winner Gets 6 Counties For Keepzies

IRE v ENG: Winner Gets 6 Counties For Keepzies

As if tonight’s international match between England and The Republic of Ireland was not going to be competitive enough, it appears now that the winners of this evening’s game will… Read more »

Dublin Model Gets Dream Job As Giant Plate

Dublin Model Gets Dream Job As Giant Plate

Some good news on the job front today as it would appear that one lucky model has secured the dream job of becoming a giant plate. Dublin based model Rachel… Read more »

IRA Membership Up After UK Gives Ireland Just 1 Point

IRA Membership Up After UK Gives Ireland Just 1 Point

Potato sources today have confirmed that premium IRA membership numbers have rose dramatically after the United Kingdom gave Ryan Dolan’s performance of ‘Only Love Survives’ one measly point. Millions tuned… Read more »

DEAD GIVEAWAY – Hero Charles Ramsey Songified! | Video

DEAD GIVEAWAY – Hero Charles Ramsey Songified! | Video

It was only a matter of time before it was auto-tuned and songified. Welcome to Dead Giveaway. Join us on Facebook

Massive Levels Of The Fear Reported Nationwide

Massive Levels Of The Fear Reported Nationwide

Officials today have reported that the bank holiday weekend has brought with it a tragic increase the amount of people suffering from The Fear. Hospitals around the country are admitting… Read more »

Women Delighted With Bishops Telling Them What To Do

Women Delighted With Bishops Telling Them What To Do

Women around Ireland today have expressed their delight with the recent comments the Catholic Bishops have made regarding the proposed abortion legislation. The group of men, none of who have… Read more »

Dangerous Levels of Jim Corr Found In Irish Water

Dangerous Levels of Jim Corr Found In Irish Water

An independent study, examining the various toxins in Ireland’s drinking water, has revealed that there are alarmingly high levels of Jim Corr in the country’s water supply. The study, which… Read more »

Student Hopes New A4 Pad Will Help Motivation

Student Hopes New A4 Pad Will Help Motivation

Trinity student Simon Quinn hopes that after purchasing a new A4 pad, that his motivation and ability to study will drastically improve. The final year science student’s end of year… Read more »

Thatcher Dies After Falling From Roof

Thatcher Dies After Falling From Roof

The United Kingdom is in shock today with the news of the death of England’s first and only female roof thatcher. Elizabeth Berkley died early this morning when she fell… Read more »

Tallafornia Phil Responds To Haters | Video

Tallafornia Phil Responds To Haters | Video

If you’re a hater, be afraid, Tallafornia Philly has some to say to you. (It may not make sense, but he definitely has something to say to you.) Join us on Facebook

Psychologists Worry As Tallafornia Philly Thinks He’s A Success

Psychologists Worry As Tallafornia Philly Thinks He’s A Success

A number of  psychologists have today expressed extreme concern for Tallafornia star Philly, after he made a series of comments about himself claiming to be a “success” in life. Alarm… Read more »

Woman Disappointed With Children On Mother’s Day

Woman Disappointed With Children On Mother’s Day

Today, on Mothering Sunday, Fidelma Fanning (65) of Ardee, Co Louth used a Mother’s Day carvery lunch at the Carrickdale hotel to express her deep disappointment in how her children… Read more »

Crime To Be Legalised So Gardaí Can Be Disbanded

Crime To Be Legalised So Gardaí Can Be Disbanded

More cost saving  measures are to be introduced later on during the year that will see the government save billions of euro in public expenditure, by legalising crime and disbanding… Read more »

Justin Bieber Refused From Coppers

Justin Bieber Refused From Coppers

Justin Bieber was last night refused entry into Copperface Jacks after his sell out gig at the O2. The international mega star had planned on having his after party in… Read more »

National Outbreak Of Amnesia Confirmed As FF Top Polls

National Outbreak Of Amnesia Confirmed As FF Top Polls

It appears that a national outbreak of amnesia has been confirmed by scientists this afternoon, as recent polls show that Fianna Fáil are now topping the opinion polls. Amnesia is… Read more »

Pope To Come Out As Gay On Ellen

Pope To Come Out As Gay On Ellen

The world was surprised of the news that Pope Benedict XVI is to resign at the end of the month. But people are in shock to find out the reason… Read more »

Jobs News: Position Open At The Vatican

Jobs News: Position Open At The Vatican

About The Company The Vatican is a backward thinking, male dominated cult operating in it’s own independent state. It uses the latest edition of the Bible to inform decisions about modern day… Read more »

Gardaí Announce Stab Vests Mandatory At Oxegen

Gardaí Announce Stab Vests Mandatory At Oxegen

Gardaí have announced today – from the back of a local parish hall where they are sharing space with the local bingo group – that all attendees of this year’s… Read more »

Protests Planned Over Cancellation of Tallafornia Swipe

Protests Planned Over Cancellation of Tallafornia Swipe

An estimated 50,000 Pro-Tallafornia Swipe campaigners are expected to converge on Merrion Square tomorrow, to protest over the fact that there will be no Tallafornia Swipe this year. The Tallafornia… Read more »

Hipsters Plan Protest Against Dublin Restaurant Bite

Hipsters Plan Protest Against Dublin Restaurant Bite

Dublin restaurant Bite, has outraged thousands of Irish hipsters, by banning Instagram pictures being taken of their food while in the premises. The controversial move is part of a new… Read more »

Cutbacks Force Gardaí To Sell Seized Drugs

Cutbacks Force Gardaí To Sell Seized Drugs

Gardaí are being forced to re-sell millions of euro worth of seized drugs, after announcements this week of planned cuts of €35 Million to the force’s payroll. In 2011, nearly… Read more »

International Throat Singing Competition To Be Held At AchillHenge

International Throat Singing Competition To Be Held At AchillHenge

The world’s leading international throat singers are to converge on the island of Achill, off the coast of Mayo, for this years Throat Singing Competition. Organisers of the competition –… Read more »

Gardaí Seeking Help In Finding Pat Rabbitte’s Sense Of Humour

Gardaí Seeking Help In Finding Pat Rabbitte’s Sense Of Humour

Government officials are dealing with yet another national crisis, during this incredibly fragile economic time, as it appears Minister Pat Rabbitte’s sense of humour has gone missing. Government sources are refusing to… Read more »

‘Just Saying’ Viral To Be Re-Made By James Cameron

‘Just Saying’ Viral To Be Re-Made By James Cameron

Image: worldirish.com Written by Irishman Dave Tynan and staring Sarah and Steve star Emmet Kirwan, Just Saying is a short movie, shot around the quiet streets of Dublin, about the… Read more »

Sinead O’Connor Arrested in Connection with Love/Hate Murder

Sinead O’Connor Arrested in Connection with Love/Hate Murder

Controversial Irish music artist, Sinead O’Connor, has been arrested by Gardaí in connection with the murder of Darren Treacy. Treacy was known to gardaí and was reportedly involved in gangland activity for some… Read more »

Pigeons Plan Protest In Dublin Over Love/Hate

Pigeons Plan Protest In Dublin Over Love/Hate

Thousands of pigeons are expected to descend on Dublin’s City Centre tomorrow to protest over the latest episode of Love/Hate. The Irish TV series is one of the most successful Irish television… Read more »

Tallafornia News | Cormac Branagan To Star As New Terminator

Tallafornia News | Cormac Branagan To Star As New Terminator

Terminator first hit the cinema screens in back 1984. The movie was directed by James Cameron and made Arnold Schwarzenegger an international household name, after playing the time traveling killing… Read more »

Labour To Tax The Homeless? Budget 2013 Special Report [Video]

Labour To Tax The Homeless? Budget 2013 Special Report [Video]

We took our cameras and correspondent Al Porter to the streets of Dublin to talk about the up and coming budget 2013 and how it will affect the ordinary people…. Read more »

Children’s Confirmation Money To Be Targeted In Budget

Children’s Confirmation Money To Be Targeted In Budget

More leaked reports are coming out, ahead of next week’s crucial budget about proposed cuts and taxes coming in 2013. In an extreme move, Minister Noonan reportedly wants to tax Confirmation and… Read more »

IRA Issue Complaint To RTE Over Love/Hate

IRA Issue Complaint To RTE Over Love/Hate

Love/Hate has grown to become one of the most watched and popular Irish TV series. Depicting the dark underworld of crime in the country’s capital, the show touches on a variety of… Read more »

Outrage as Joseph Kony to Join ‘I’m a Celebrity’

Outrage as Joseph Kony to Join ‘I’m a Celebrity’

Joseph Kony, has angered millions, corrupted the lives of children and is wanted for crimes against humanity…. so it seems he has the perfect qualifications to become a reality star…. Read more »

Child Passenger Lands 747 At Dublin Airport

Child Passenger Lands 747 At Dublin Airport

A 12 year old boy from Germany has been hailed a hero after single handily landing a Lufhhansa plane in Dublin Airport, after it got into difficulty during the flight and… Read more »

Ryanair To Purchase Dublin Bus

Ryanair To Purchase Dublin Bus

The government has announced this morning that it is to sell Dublin Bus, in a strategic sale of state assets to help with the country’s poor financial position. Dublin Bus,… Read more »

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