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Report: WhatsApp Improves Workplace Bitching By Over 400%

Report: WhatsApp Improves Workplace Bitching By Over 400%

Good news today for WhatsApp users as it appears the hugely popular messaging app improves the rate of workplace bitching by over 400%. A studying carried out by researchers at… Read more »

Notcaringathol | The Solution To Your Workplace Stress

Notcaringathol | The Solution To Your Workplace Stress

Workplace stress is something that affects many people and is one of the leading causes of developing drug and alcohol related dependencies. Sleepless nights, physical anxieties and overwhelming urges to… Read more »

Sony Annouce Playstation 5 Will Launch This Christmas

Sony Annouce Playstation 5 Will Launch This Christmas

In a move to cripple console arch-rivals Microsoft, Sony have launched a pre-emptive strike in the next next-generation console war with the announcement that the Playstation 5 will go on… Read more »

Scientists Hail “Artificial Emotional Intelligence” Computer

Scientists Hail “Artificial Emotional Intelligence” Computer

Irish scientists were to today celebrating what they claim to be a breakthrough in computer science. Researchers at University College Cork unveiled what they believe to be the first computer… Read more »

Scientists Finally Prove Healthy Food Tastes Shite

Scientists Finally Prove Healthy Food Tastes Shite

An extensive study carried out by the Health Research Board has categorically confirmed that all healthy food does in fact taste like shite.  By Cormac Moore The 5 year project… Read more »

6 Social Media Trends In 2014 You Need To Know About

6 Social Media Trends In 2014 You Need To Know About

What will be some of the most important social media trends in 2014? By Cormac Moore More and more social media is making it’s way into our lives, disrupting those… Read more »

Weather Grand Here, Says Idiot

Weather Grand Here, Says Idiot

As parts of the country awaken to another day of flooding and gale force winds, one man has expressed bemusement at reports of the extreme weather conditions currently battering the… Read more »

Company Looking For ‘Expert Intern’ Don’t Understand Concept of Internship

Company Looking For ‘Expert Intern’ Don’t Understand Concept of Internship

It appears that a company in Dublin that is looking for an intern, does not actually have any idea about what an internship is.  The company, Gobshite Ltd is an… Read more »

Listen | Eircom Launch Their New Ad For Weight Loss Product

Listen | Eircom Launch Their New Ad For Weight Loss Product

In a recent post, we revealed how telecoms giant Eircom have launched a brand new and exciting weight loss product. Eircom’s new broadband service has been designed to constantly drop… Read more »

Student Blames Controller Settings For Losing At FIFA 14

Student Blames Controller Settings For Losing At FIFA 14

23 year old Brian Caffrey has blamed “unfamiliar controller settings” for losing every single game of FIFA 14 over the weekend.  Brian was playing against his friends and lost every… Read more »

Eircom Launch Exciting New Weight Loss Product

Eircom Launch Exciting New Weight Loss Product

Are you struggling to lose weight, exercise and stay active? Have you tried all the diets, juices, gagets and gizmos and still finding it a challenge to shed those stubborn… Read more »

Snapchat Founder Confirmed As Being Dumbest Person On Planet

Snapchat Founder Confirmed As Being Dumbest Person On Planet

Evidence is emerging today that is confirming that Snapchat founder Evan Spiegel, is in fact the dumbest person on planet earth, after rejecting a $3 Billion cash bid for his loss… Read more »

Exciting Plans To Have WiFi At Web Summit 2014

Exciting Plans To Have WiFi At Web Summit 2014

After a hugely successful Web Summit 2013 in the RDS, exciting plans are already under way to make next year’s event bigger and better than ever before. Organisers are planning… Read more »

Peaumount United’s Stephanie Roche Added To FIFA 14

Peaumount United’s Stephanie Roche Added To FIFA 14

Developers at EA Sports have just announced that Peamount United’s Stephanie Roche will be added to FIFA 14, when they release the game’s next software update. Roche’s scored one of… Read more »

Man Gets Ireland Job Based On His Football Related Status Updates

Man Gets Ireland Job Based On His Football Related Status Updates

A 30 year old football fan has just been appointed the new Ireland manager after the FAI spotted a series of football related status updates he had posted on his… Read more »

Rockstar VP: “Why are people paying for GTA V?”

Rockstar VP: “Why are people paying for GTA V?”

As Grand Theft Auto V becomes available to the Irish market tonight, one man is extremely disappointed by how well the video game is expected to sell: Rockstar Games Vice-President,… Read more »

Scientist Claims Internet Will Run Out Of Lists By 2020

Scientist Claims Internet Will Run Out Of Lists By 2020

Buzz F. Hubbert, a research scientist in the field of  information systems and data analysis, has caused massive controversy today by claiming  the Internet will run out of list articles… Read more »

Putin Attacks Rainbows To End Gay Propaganda In Russia

Putin Attacks Rainbows To End Gay Propaganda In Russia

Russia’s stance on Gay ‘Propaganda’ is now widely known, but the levels to which the country’s President, Vladimir Putin, is going to in order to fight it, is only now… Read more »

Disaster: Pat Kenny Not Compatible With Newstalk Broadcasting Software

Disaster: Pat Kenny Not Compatible With Newstalk Broadcasting Software

It appears that Pat Kenny, the cybernetic organism that was recently bought by Newstalk to add to their broadcasting schedule, may not actually be compatible with the stations software, placing… Read more »

Snapchat Run By A Massive Dirty Pervert

Snapchat Run By A Massive Dirty Pervert

Snapchat is the latest social media platform that is ensuring people spend more time with their smart phones rather than the human beings that they are sitting beside having lunch… Read more »

Man Left Critical After Pollen Overdose

Man Left Critical After Pollen Overdose

A 21 year old man from East Wall in Dublin’s inner city has been left in a critical condition after overdosing on a large quantity of pollen. Earlier in the… Read more »

The Weather In Dublin: 5 Day Outlook

The Weather In Dublin: 5 Day Outlook

Here is the forecast for the weather in Dublin this week: Today: The high levels of disbelief and outrage at certain financial intuitions will continue into the evening and further… Read more »

Oral Sex Shown To Have Numerous Health Benefits

Oral Sex Shown To Have Numerous Health Benefits

A new study carried out by medical students in Ohio State University have revealed the numerous benefits to giving oral sex. The members of the Delta Iota Kappa fraternity carried… Read more »

Irish Fashion Blogs May Break Internet

Irish Fashion Blogs May Break Internet

Internet service providers in Ireland have commented that the quality of the Internet may be under threat because of the amount of people setting up fashion blogs in the country. … Read more »

PlayStation 4 Vs Xbox One: Which is Better?

PlayStation 4 Vs Xbox One: Which is Better?

Now that both Sony and Microsoft have announced their new 8th generation computer consoles which will hit the shops in time for Christmas, the question is which is better? We… Read more »

Research Shows Irish People Happier When It’s Raining

Research Shows Irish People Happier When It’s Raining

A new research project carried out by Trinity College and MET Éireann has shown that Irish people are in fact happier when it is raining. The psychology department teamed up… Read more »

Dublin Woman Worried Obama Will Reveal Her Google Searches

Dublin Woman Worried Obama Will Reveal Her Google Searches

Yesterday whilst having coffee with her long-suffering friend Jacinta, Dublin woman Sheila McGinnity (26) confessed her fears that US President Barack Obama could at any moment reveal that she has… Read more »

Study Proves Triangular Shaped Sandwiches Taste Better

Study Proves Triangular Shaped Sandwiches Taste Better

A recent scientific study undertaken by PhD students in NUI Galway has proven that sandwiches that are cut into triangles taste far better than those that are left in their… Read more »

Homo Knacerous Species Discovered On Portmarnock Beach

Homo Knacerous Species Discovered On Portmarnock Beach

Irish scientists may have made one of the most important discoveries of modern times after numerous prehuman beings were discovered on a north Dublin beach yesterday evening. The new species… Read more »

Unemployed Man Still Trapped In Bed After Earthquake

Unemployed Man Still Trapped In Bed After Earthquake

After the devastation of last nights earthquake on the eastern seaboard of Ireland, reports are emerging that one 29 year old unemployed man has been left trapped in his bed,… Read more »

Dublin Gym Now Offering Photoshop Classes

Dublin Gym Now Offering Photoshop Classes

Overweight gym owner Ben Dunne has today announced that all his fitness centres will be offering members the latest in physical transformation techniques, through interactive and intense Photoshop classes. In each of… Read more »

Social Media Secrets: Go Batsh*t Crazy Online

Social Media Secrets: Go Batsh*t Crazy Online

How do you go from around 3,000 Facebook likes to over 70,000 is less than a week? Oh, and how do you do that without spending a cent on any… Read more »

Joe Duffy Off The Air For Mental Health Awareness Month

Joe Duffy Off The Air For Mental Health Awareness Month

Joe Duffy’s RTE Radio show Live Line is to be taken off the air for the rest of the month it can be revealed by The Potato today. May is… Read more »

Reports of Eurovision Fever Affecting Many

Reports of Eurovision Fever Affecting Many

It’s that time of year again when doctors and health professionals see an increase in the amount of people suffering from Eurovision fever.   GPs and health centres nationwide have reported an… Read more »

Colin Watch: Where Is He Now?

Colin Watch: Where Is He Now?

Speculation is growing rife today on social media site Twitter, as thousands of users try and determine the exact whereabouts of Colin, the person who tweeted from the Sky News… Read more »

Was The ISS Space Oddity Song Faked?

Was The ISS Space Oddity Song Faked?

Conspiracy Theorists are today claiming that the rendition of  David Bowie’s Space Oddity, by Commander Chris Hadfield, aboard the International Space Station was in fact a complete hoax. Commander Hadfield is making his return… Read more »

Social Media Secrets: Justin Bieber

Social Media Secrets: Justin Bieber

How can you use Justin Bieber to help drive engaged users to your social media profiles and websites? Very easily. By insulting  the pop star and enraging the huge community… Read more »

Ferguson To Lecture On The Nature Of Time

Ferguson To Lecture On The Nature Of Time

Alex Ferguson today announced that he will be stepping down as manager at Old Traffic after a hugely successful 26 year reign. Ferguson has been the most successful British manager… Read more »

Massive Levels Of The Fear Reported Nationwide

Massive Levels Of The Fear Reported Nationwide

Officials today have reported that the bank holiday weekend has brought with it a tragic increase the amount of people suffering from The Fear. Hospitals around the country are admitting… Read more »

Social Media Secrets: What Is Twitter?

Social Media Secrets: What Is Twitter?

So, today we want to help answer the question: what is Twitter? Twitter has been described in many ways, but essentially it’s a platform for people to fulfil their perverted… Read more »

Dangerous Levels of Jim Corr Found In Irish Water

Dangerous Levels of Jim Corr Found In Irish Water

An independent study, examining the various toxins in Ireland’s drinking water, has revealed that there are alarmingly high levels of Jim Corr in the country’s water supply. The study, which… Read more »

Social Media Secrets – Georgia Salpa Nude

Social Media Secrets – Georgia Salpa Nude

Today, I want to talk about the importance of keywords and search terms in your online success. It’s a small trip away from social media, but is hugely important in… Read more »

Social Media Secrets: Steal Content

Social Media Secrets: Steal Content

And we’re back for another helping of the best Social Media Secrets on the web. If you missed any of the previous articles, you can check them out right here!… Read more »

Man Diagnosed With Ebola Virus After Googling Symptoms

Man Diagnosed With Ebola Virus After Googling Symptoms

A man has self diagnosed himself with the fatal Ebola virus, after he spent 8 minutes researching his symptoms online. Brian O’Regan, 26 from Sligo, began feeling sick several days… Read more »

Social Media Secrets: Cats or Dogs?

Social Media Secrets: Cats or Dogs?

Images are a powerful tool on Facebook to drive engagement around your brand. They help make up the numbers so you can show your ill informed boss or client, that… Read more »

Social Media Secrets: Sexy Blogging

Social Media Secrets: Sexy Blogging

In this weekly segment, I’ll (Account Exec.) be sharing with you the secrets to social media success so that you can apply them to your own marketing campaigns. Marketing, whether… Read more »

Men Rejoice As Google To Map Friend Zone

Men Rejoice As Google To Map Friend Zone

Men around the world were today celebrating the news from tech giant Google, that it is to finally map the Friend Zone, something many have found themselves in, but had… Read more »

Bi-Polar Weather Admitted To Psychiatric Ward

Bi-Polar Weather Admitted To Psychiatric Ward

Ireland’s mental weather has been admitted to St. Brendan’s Psychiatric Hospital in Dublin, after a spate of erratic behaviour caused alarm bells to be raised. The weather will undergo several psychological tests and… Read more »

Global Warming Debunked By Irish Scientists

Global Warming Debunked By Irish Scientists

A team of Irish scientists have finally put an end to the debate surrounding Global Warming and whether or not it actually exists. It doesn’t. The team of researchers made their… Read more »

Father Blames Son For £1,700 App Bill After Temple Run Binge

Father Blames Son For £1,700 App Bill After Temple Run Binge

An embarrassed father in the UK, has finally admitted that it was in fact him who racked up £1,700 worth of in app purchases, after initially blaming his 5 year old son…. Read more »

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