List/Grid Tag Archives: 2013

POLL: Should The Irish Rugby Team Go Out On The Piss Tonight?

POLL: Should The Irish Rugby Team Go Out On The Piss Tonight?

The Irish rugby team are this evening going out on an all night bender in preparation for their test match tomorrow against the All Blacks. The Irish team is hoping… Read more »

Irish Rugby Team Planning Piss Up Ahead of New Zealand Test

Irish Rugby Team Planning Piss Up Ahead of New Zealand Test

Joe Schmidt has today confirmed that the Irish rugby team will be forced to go out on a serious bender ahead of Sunday’s test match against New Zealand.  The Irish… Read more »

Exciting Plans To Have WiFi At Web Summit 2014

Exciting Plans To Have WiFi At Web Summit 2014

After a hugely successful Web Summit 2013 in the RDS, exciting plans are already under way to make next year’s event bigger and better than ever before. Organisers are planning… Read more »

Marathon Runner Finds Jesus Christ After Nipple Stigmata

Marathon Runner Finds Jesus Christ After Nipple Stigmata

Dublin City Marathon runner Andrew Byrnes has today proclaimed his devotion to the word of Jesus Christ, after experiencing severe stigmata during today’s race. Stigmata is a term used by… Read more »

Government Planning 2nd Seanad Referendum Already

Government Planning 2nd Seanad Referendum Already

Updated 16:30 With the No vote winning the referendum, leaked reports from inside government offices, show that plans are already being made to hold a second referendum to abolish the… Read more »

Man Complaining About Referendum Probably Won’t Vote Anyway

Man Complaining About Referendum Probably Won’t Vote Anyway

A 30 year old man, Patrick Reilly, who has been openly complaining about the government and the upcoming referendum, probably wont bother voting this Friday. The man who has been… Read more »

Christy Moore Drives Punters Back To Arthur’s Day

Christy Moore Drives Punters Back To Arthur’s Day

Thousands of people who had turned their back on the obscene Diageo marketing coup that is Arthur’s Day have been drawn back to it by the actions of one pompous… Read more »

Diageo Admit Arthur’s Day Is About Excessive Drinking

Diageo Admit Arthur’s Day Is About Excessive Drinking

Diageo have finally come out and admitted today to the public that Arthur’s Day is mainly about excessive drinking to help them drive sales and market share. Although everyone already… Read more »

Coppers Woman Fooled By All Ireland Ticket Receipts

Coppers Woman Fooled By All Ireland Ticket Receipts

A blonde woman in her late twenties, was last night fooled into shifting some lad from Mayo, when he presented her with 2 ticket receipts and claimed they were in… Read more »

3 Mayo Men Declared Dead In Attempt To Secure Sam Maguire

3 Mayo Men Declared Dead In Attempt To Secure Sam Maguire

Enda Kenny TD took a historical step today by legally declaring three Irish citizens dead who are in fact still very much alive. The men, the last surviving members of… Read more »

POLL: Do You Miss The Recession?

POLL: Do You Miss The Recession?

We’ve left the recession – again – and have made our way back to economic growth. It’s probably been one of the best weeks of your life and you’re more… Read more »

SHOCKING: Sharp Increase in Cases of Gaelic’s Disease

SHOCKING: Sharp Increase in Cases of Gaelic’s Disease

A condition known as Gaelic’s Disease is taking hold of populations in Cork, Clare, Mayo and Dublin. Usually dormant throughout most of the year, Gaelic’s Disease reaches a threatening intensity… Read more »

Woman Will Swap Husband For Electric Picnic Tickets

Woman Will Swap Husband For Electric Picnic Tickets

A recently married woman has offered to swap her husband in return for a pair of camping tickets for this weekends Electric Picnic festival. The festival has sold out for… Read more »

The Rose of Tralee | Live Blog | Second Leg

The Rose of Tralee | Live Blog | Second Leg

Welcome back to the second leg of the Rose of Tralee. After a proposal, a dead fish and lots of very, very boring poetry, it’s unclear as to how tonight’s… Read more »

13 Ways To Make The Rose of Tralee Entertaining

13 Ways To Make The Rose of Tralee Entertaining

A recurring criticism of the ‘Rose of Tralee’ is that such a competition is out-dated in contemporary Ireland. So, The Potato staff got to thinking of ways to shake-up the… Read more »

The Rose of Tralee Drinking Game 2013

The Rose of Tralee Drinking Game 2013

How can you make the Rose of Tralee a less painful experience when watching it? Easy – a drinking game! Below are the rules for this years Rose of Tralee… Read more »

Rose Of Tralee: Majority of Escorts Forced Into Festival

Rose Of Tralee: Majority of Escorts Forced Into Festival

An investigation into human trafficking in Ireland has revealed that the majority of male escorts have been forced into taking part at the Rose of Tralee festival, often against their… Read more »

The Rose Of Tralee | Live Blog

The Rose Of Tralee | Live Blog

23:32 – It’s over! That was tougher than we thought it was going to be but thanks to everyone who joined our live blog we’ll see ya’s all tomorrow for… Read more »

Extra Bandwagons Added After Dublin Win Leinster Final

Extra Bandwagons Added After Dublin Win Leinster Final

Dublin Bus have announced that they will be expanding their bandwagon services after today’s Leinster football final was won by the Dublin team as they overcame Meath in Croke Park… Read more »

Man Left Critical After Pollen Overdose

Man Left Critical After Pollen Overdose

A 21 year old man from East Wall in Dublin’s inner city has been left in a critical condition after overdosing on a large quantity of pollen. Earlier in the… Read more »

The Summer Of 2013 Being Added To Leaving Cert

The Summer Of 2013 Being Added To Leaving Cert

The Department of Education have today announced that The Summer Of 2013 will become a new, compulsory subject for Leaving Certificate students. The new subject will be introduced in 2015… Read more »

Linda Martin To Duet With Rihanna At Aviva

Linda Martin To Duet With Rihanna At Aviva

International pop sensation Rihanna brings her Diamonds World Tour to Dublin tomorrow night where she will perform in front  of thousands at the Aviva Stadium.  But, The Potato can exclusively… Read more »

Walking Contradictions Do Great At Mini Marathon

Walking Contradictions Do Great At Mini Marathon

A large number of walking contradictions entered the Flora Mini Marathon yesterday in Dublin to help support their charity and improve the levels of hypocrisy found within the country. Thousands… Read more »

Draw Leaves 6 Counties Situation Unresolved

Draw Leaves 6 Counties Situation Unresolved

Tonight’s international friendly between England and the Republic of Ireland has finished 1-1 this evening. Shane Long put the Irish in front early on in the first half, but an… Read more »

IRE v ENG: Winner Gets 6 Counties For Keepzies

IRE v ENG: Winner Gets 6 Counties For Keepzies

As if tonight’s international match between England and The Republic of Ireland was not going to be competitive enough, it appears now that the winners of this evening’s game will… Read more »

Leaving Cert Students Better Off Working in Sweat Shops

Leaving Cert Students Better Off Working in Sweat Shops

The Committee on the Rights of the Child (CRC), an independent body set up by the UN, has commissioned a startling report showing children doing the Leaving Cert undergo more… Read more »

Kerryman Goes on Dragon’s Den

Kerryman Goes on Dragon’s Den

A special edition of Dragon’s Den Ireland will air this Sunday featuring only one prolific inventor. Seamus Casey, 53, from Listowel Co. Kerry is a Postman and part-time inventor. Known… Read more »

Tom Cruise – Massive Bender

Tom Cruise – Massive Bender

Tom Cruise, after a hectic day in Dublin at the launch of his new film Oblivion, has today awoken with one of the worst hangovers in his life, after going on a… Read more »

The Weekly Mash Up

The Weekly Mash Up

The most important Irish news stories this week. Right here in one place.   Talk Talk – Jim Elliot, Chris Kent Plus Guests | Podcast The latest episode of Talk… Read more »

No Reception At Tonight’s Meteor Choice Music Prize Event

No Reception At Tonight’s Meteor Choice Music Prize Event

In keeping with the true spirit of the Meteor brand and their overall lack of signal, the drinks reception for tonight’s Meteor Choice Music Prize has been cancelled. It is both a… Read more »

64 Year Old Gives Birth to Niall Horan’s Child

64 Year Old Gives Birth to Niall Horan’s Child

Upon returning to his hotel last night Niall Horan formally of Mullingar, currently of One Direction fame, suffered a Jeremy Kyle worthy shock waiting for him at the reception in… Read more »

Demand For Places On The Dole Forces Points Higher On CAO

Demand For Places On The Dole Forces Points Higher On CAO

The recent interest in first choice applications from leaving certificate students for the dole, is expected to result in much higher points on this years CAO. Students around the country… Read more »

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