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CAO Points For The IRA Set To Be Highest Ever In 2016

CAO Points For The IRA Set To Be Highest Ever In 2016

Education experts are today predicting a massive increase in the amount of points that will be needed for the IRA this year.  The 2016 Easter Rising commemorations will bring a… Read more »

One Direction Thank Their Fans For Making Them Filthy Rich

One Direction Thank Their Fans For Making Them Filthy Rich

One Direction have sent an emotional message to their fans all around the world, thanking them for making them incredibly rich. They said that the decision to quit hasn’t come easy,… Read more »

Dublin Model’s ‘Amazing TV Opportunity In LA’ Actually Just A Holiday

Dublin Model’s ‘Amazing TV Opportunity In LA’ Actually Just A Holiday

A Dublin models ‘amazing TV opportunity in LA‘, was actually just an extended holiday, The Potato can reveal this evening.  Aisling O’Rourke, 24, from Milltown in Dublin, posted various messages… Read more »

WIN: 2 VIP Tickets For The McGregor Bandwagon

WIN: 2 VIP Tickets For The McGregor Bandwagon

To help celebrate UFC194 and the ever increasing amount of MMA experts coming out of the woodwork, we’ve got an amazing prize to giveaway. Aldo takes on McGregor this Saturday… Read more »

Retail Workers To Be Provided With Free Counselling This Xmas

Retail Workers To Be Provided With Free Counselling This Xmas

Retail workers across Ireland are being offered the services of a trained counsellor over the christmas period, to help them try and deal with their anger and frustration from dealing with… Read more »

Drive In Cinema Announced For Dublin’s M50

Drive In Cinema Announced For Dublin’s M50

Exciting news today if you’re commuting on Dublin’s M50 regularly – plans for a Drive-In cinema have just been announced. Rather than deal with the chronic congestion problems, The National… Read more »

Starving African Kids Thankful For Irish Finishing Their Dinner

Starving African Kids Thankful For Irish Finishing Their Dinner

A group of starving African children have expressed their gratitude towards the Irish, for their tireless efforts at force feeding themselves food they don’t want, in order to clean their… Read more »

Thousands Mourn Loss Of Gordan D’Arcy’s Beard

Thousands Mourn Loss Of Gordan D’Arcy’s Beard

Thousands of people all over Ireland are trying to come to terms with the tragic loss of Gordan D’Arcy’s facial hair, after it’s life was ended yesterday when Ireland beat… Read more »

Conspiracy Theorists Step Up Efforts On Missing Malaysia Flight

Conspiracy Theorists Step Up Efforts On Missing Malaysia Flight

Conspiracy Theorists have been flat out, working incredibly long hours over the last number of days, trying to come up with some horseshit theory as to what happened the tragic… Read more »

Woman Who Posts Multiple Selfies Actually Dead Inside

Woman Who Posts Multiple Selfies Actually Dead Inside

It has become clear that a woman who posts numerous selfies on a daily basis, is actually dead on the inside, hates her life and feeds off the attention of… Read more »

Revealed: Irish Aural Tapes Using Breaking Bad

Revealed: Irish Aural Tapes Using Breaking Bad

Leaked Irish aural tapes from this year’s Leaving Certificate have revealed that the State Examinations Commission has used Breaking Bad on one of their examination tapes for this years course…. Read more »

Facebook Buys Students’ Mini Company For €450 Million

Facebook Buys Students’ Mini Company For €450 Million

Two 12 year olds from Portumna Community School in Galway, have become the latest entrepreneurs to be acquired by Facebook, for a staggering €450 million. By Cormac Moore Facebook have been on an… Read more »

Alarming Number of Students Still Convinced Leaving Cert Is Important

Alarming Number of Students Still Convinced Leaving Cert Is Important

A recent study has today revealed that a large amount of leaving certificate students are still convinced that the state exams are in some way valuable to their personal and professional lives…. Read more »

Office Politics Expected To Turn Vicious After Nation Watches House of Cards

Office Politics Expected To Turn Vicious After Nation Watches House of Cards

Office politics around the country, are expected to take a turn for the worst, after the entire nation spent the weekend consumed by the second series of House of Cards…. Read more »

Single Woman Claims Valentines Day Is ‘Just a Commercial Holiday Anyway’

Single Woman Claims Valentines Day Is ‘Just a Commercial Holiday Anyway’

Single woman Siobhan Riordan, has today claimed that St. Valentines Day is nothing more than a marketing stunt by large companies to help them boost sales.  By Cormac Moore Speaking… Read more »

Consultants Launch Irish Water By Pissing Into Water Supply

Consultants Launch Irish Water By Pissing Into Water Supply

Irish Water was officially launched today, where the overpaid consultants celebrated the occasion by pissing in the water supply. By Cormac Moore The controversial move came as the marketing team,… Read more »

LinkedIn Profiles To Incorporate Star Signs

LinkedIn Profiles To Incorporate Star Signs

LinkedIn have announced today that the professional social networking platform will include people’s star signs, in an effort to reveal more about their character and behavioural traits for prospective employers…. Read more »

Local GAA Lad Cooks Dinner Using Fire In His Belly

Local GAA Lad Cooks Dinner Using Fire In His Belly

A local GAA lad, from Navan O’Mahony’s, county Meath, cooked last night’s dinner for himself using nothing more than the fire in is belly. By Cormac Moore Podge McShinty’s gas… Read more »

Clamping In Dublin To Be Finally Banned In 2014

Clamping In Dublin To Be Finally Banned In 2014

Dublin City Council have announced plans today that will result in clamping being prohibited in the city centre by the end of 2014.  By Cormac Moore The move comes after… Read more »

6 Social Media Trends In 2014 You Need To Know About

6 Social Media Trends In 2014 You Need To Know About

What will be some of the most important social media trends in 2014? By Cormac Moore More and more social media is making it’s way into our lives, disrupting those… Read more »

87% Of Irish Men Believe They Have A Chance With Georgia Salpa

87% Of Irish Men Believe They Have A Chance With Georgia Salpa

A new report published today has found that 87% of Irish males, between the ages of 18 and 45, strongly believe they have a chance of engaging in a romantic… Read more »

Tears For Ronan O’Gara Cause Devastating Floods Nationwide

Tears For Ronan O’Gara Cause Devastating Floods Nationwide

MET Eireann have confirmed today that the devastating flooding seen around the country has in fact been caused by the collective tears of a nation, that weeped quietly to themselves… Read more »

Apathetic Man Not Setting Any Resolutions This Year To Avoid Disappointment

Apathetic Man Not Setting Any Resolutions This Year To Avoid Disappointment

A lethargic and dispassionate 26 year old Galway man has decided to not bother setting any New Year’s resolutions, so that he can successfully avoid any setbacks or disappointments in… Read more »

Online Privacy Hypocrite Shares O2 Girl Picture

Online Privacy Hypocrite Shares O2 Girl Picture

An Irishman who was outraged during 2013 upon hearing the revelations from Edward Snowden about breaches to Internet privacy, has today shared another explicit image of a young woman at… Read more »

Goverment Launch The Young Bondholder Of The Year Award

Goverment Launch The Young Bondholder Of The Year Award

As part of the medium term economic plan being announced this afternoon, it appears the government are going to launch a national initiative, aimed at getting more young Irish people… Read more »

Woman Must Face Boss After Awkward Xmas Party Incident

Woman Must Face Boss After Awkward Xmas Party Incident

An awkward and still slightly hungover 27 year old Ruth Hand is not looking forward to speaking with her boss today, after the company’s xmas party on Friday evening. Hand… Read more »

Now That’s What I Call Funeral Hymns 48

Now That’s What I Call Funeral Hymns 48

Struggling to find that ideal Christmas gift this year? Well then why not give the gift of misery this year with this once in a lifetime collection of the best… Read more »

Listen | The CRC’s Top Up Appeal Campaign

Listen | The CRC’s Top Up Appeal Campaign

The CRC are renewing their appeal for donations so that they can yop up senior members of their staff’s wages.  The Central Remedial Clinic had been stealing money from charitable… Read more »

India Prove Time Travel Possible After Banning Homosexuality

India Prove Time Travel Possible After Banning Homosexuality

The international scientific community has just witnessed one of the greatest discoveries of all time, after India proved that travelling back in time is actually possible. Authorities in Indian made the mind-blowing… Read more »

Listen Back | Cleaning In Fast Food Outlets Costs Jobs | Podcast

Listen Back | Cleaning In Fast Food Outlets Costs Jobs | Podcast

Cormac Moore chats to iRadio’s Chris Greene and Ciara King about how cleaning up after yourself in Fast Food outlets is actually costing jobs and about the harrowing case of… Read more »

Crime Journalists Paul Williams To Appear On TV3’s Toy Show Tonight

Crime Journalists Paul Williams To Appear On TV3’s Toy Show Tonight

Crime journalist Paul Williams will be appearing on TV3’s toy show this evening, to discuss with Alan Hughes and the children who take part, the darker and more sinister sides… Read more »

Man Trapped In Bathroom Without Any Toilet Paper

Man Trapped In Bathroom Without Any Toilet Paper

News is emerging today that a recently employed graduate is stranded in his office toilets, after he realised half way through doing his business, that there was no toilet paper… Read more »

Listen | Eircom Launch Their New Ad For Weight Loss Product

Listen | Eircom Launch Their New Ad For Weight Loss Product

In a recent post, we revealed how telecoms giant Eircom have launched a brand new and exciting weight loss product. Eircom’s new broadband service has been designed to constantly drop… Read more »

Irish Rugby Team Planning Piss Up Ahead of New Zealand Test

Irish Rugby Team Planning Piss Up Ahead of New Zealand Test

Joe Schmidt has today confirmed that the Irish rugby team will be forced to go out on a serious bender ahead of Sunday’s test match against New Zealand.  The Irish… Read more »

Listen Back | Snapchat and Irish Fashion Bloggers on iRadio | Podcast

Listen Back | Snapchat and Irish Fashion Bloggers on iRadio | Podcast

Listen back to Cormac from The Potato chatting to Chris Greene and Ciara King on iRadio about the latest breaking Irish news stories. In this most recent episode, they’re talking… Read more »

MILFs Offended After Michael McGrath Denies ‘Liking’ Them

MILFs Offended After Michael McGrath Denies ‘Liking’ Them

MILFs around Ireland have today spoken out about offensive comments they claim Fianna Fáil Minister Michael McGrath made about them. Michael McGrath’s page was pictured after he liked the MILF of the Day… Read more »

Student Blames Controller Settings For Losing At FIFA 14

Student Blames Controller Settings For Losing At FIFA 14

23 year old Brian Caffrey has blamed “unfamiliar controller settings” for losing every single game of FIFA 14 over the weekend.  Brian was playing against his friends and lost every… Read more »

Snapchat Founder Confirmed As Being Dumbest Person On Planet

Snapchat Founder Confirmed As Being Dumbest Person On Planet

Evidence is emerging today that is confirming that Snapchat founder Evan Spiegel, is in fact the dumbest person on planet earth, after rejecting a $3 Billion cash bid for his loss… Read more »

Listen Back | GAA Launch Next Score Wins | Podcast

Listen Back | GAA Launch Next Score Wins | Podcast

Cormac Talks to iRadio’s Chris Greene and Ciara King about the GAA’s plans to introduce a ‘Next Score Wins’ rule in next year’s championship.

Enda Kenny In Paris To Tell Youth They Should Probably Just Emigrate Too

Enda Kenny In Paris To Tell Youth They Should Probably Just Emigrate Too

Enda Kenny has today travelled to Paris to attend a conference on youth unemployment in Europe. The Taoiseach is to deliver a keynote speech to the young people of Europe,… Read more »

New Driving Test To Examine Ability To Use Social Media In Vehicle

New Driving Test To Examine Ability To Use Social Media In Vehicle

The Road Safety Authority of Ireland has announced today that from 2014, the driving test will now examine a person’s ability to use social media safely while operating a vehicle…. Read more »

Dublin Commuters To Start Smelling Better From Tomorrow

Dublin Commuters To Start Smelling Better From Tomorrow

Dublin’s public transport users are expected to start smelling better from tomorrow as water restrictions in the evenings are to be eased. Problems at the Ballymore Eustrace Water Treatment Plant had… Read more »

Listen Back | Gang Called The ‘HSE’ Taking Irish Children | Podcast

Listen Back | Gang Called The ‘HSE’ Taking Irish Children | Podcast

Cormac talks to Chris and Ciara on The Cracked i on iRadio about the recent incidents in which a gang, calling themselves the HSE was involved in a number of… Read more »

Listen Back | Brazilian Spider Trafficking On the Cracked i | Podcast

Listen Back | Brazilian Spider Trafficking On the Cracked i | Podcast

Cormac recently spoke to Chris Greene on iRadio’s The Cracked i about the horrific incident of the Brazilian spider that was illegally trafficked from her banana home in South America… Read more »

Massive Concerns For Prostitute That Had To Sleep With Justin Bieber

Massive Concerns For Prostitute That Had To Sleep With Justin Bieber

There are growing concerns for the welfare of the Brazilian prostitute that had to sleep with Justin Bieber, The Potato can reveal today. Justin Bieber was snapped coming out of… Read more »

Brazilian Spider Horrified At Waking Up In South London Home

Brazilian Spider Horrified At Waking Up In South London Home

A Brazilian Wandering Spider has spoken out about her shock at waking up with her children in London after being kidnapped from their banana home in South America. The mother… Read more »

Ronan Keating To Appear In Brothel Scene In Love/Hate

Ronan Keating To Appear In Brothel Scene In Love/Hate

Leaked reports are emerging that another Boyzone member is set to make a cameo appearance in the next episode of Love/Hate.  After Keith Duffy made a brief appearance in a… Read more »

Marathon Runner Finds Jesus Christ After Nipple Stigmata

Marathon Runner Finds Jesus Christ After Nipple Stigmata

Dublin City Marathon runner Andrew Byrnes has today proclaimed his devotion to the word of Jesus Christ, after experiencing severe stigmata during today’s race. Stigmata is a term used by… Read more »

Mother Of Ginger Child Terrified For His Safety

Mother Of Ginger Child Terrified For His Safety

A mother of a 10 year old ginger haired boy, has spoken about how she is now terrified for her son’s safety after the Roma children incidents. The boy has… Read more »

Listen Back | Chris And Ciara Take The Irish Alcoholic Test

Listen Back | Chris And Ciara Take The Irish Alcoholic Test

We spoke to Chris and Ciara on iRadio’s The Cracked i on Monday and gave them the Irish alcoholic test, to determine if they had a problem. Listen back here… Read more »

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