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CAO Points For The IRA Set To Be Highest Ever In 2016
Education experts are today predicting a massive increase in the amount of points that will be needed for the IRA this year. The 2016 Easter Rising commemorations will bring a…
One Direction Thank Their Fans For Making Them Filthy Rich
One Direction have sent an emotional message to their fans all around the world, thanking them for making them incredibly rich. They said that the decision to quit hasn’t come easy,…
Dublin Model’s ‘Amazing TV Opportunity In LA’ Actually Just A Holiday
A Dublin models ‘amazing TV opportunity in LA‘, was actually just an extended holiday, The Potato can reveal this evening. Aisling O’Rourke, 24, from Milltown in Dublin, posted various messages…
WIN: 2 VIP Tickets For The McGregor Bandwagon
To help celebrate UFC194 and the ever increasing amount of MMA experts coming out of the woodwork, we’ve got an amazing prize to giveaway. Aldo takes on McGregor this Saturday…
Retail Workers To Be Provided With Free Counselling This Xmas
Retail workers across Ireland are being offered the services of a trained counsellor over the christmas period, to help them try and deal with their anger and frustration from dealing with…
Drive In Cinema Announced For Dublin’s M50
Exciting news today if you’re commuting on Dublin’s M50 regularly – plans for a Drive-In cinema have just been announced. Rather than deal with the chronic congestion problems, The National…
Starving African Kids Thankful For Irish Finishing Their Dinner
A group of starving African children have expressed their gratitude towards the Irish, for their tireless efforts at force feeding themselves food they don’t want, in order to clean their…
Thousands Mourn Loss Of Gordan D’Arcy’s Beard
Thousands of people all over Ireland are trying to come to terms with the tragic loss of Gordan D’Arcy’s facial hair, after it’s life was ended yesterday when Ireland beat…
Conspiracy Theorists Step Up Efforts On Missing Malaysia Flight
Conspiracy Theorists have been flat out, working incredibly long hours over the last number of days, trying to come up with some horseshit theory as to what happened the tragic…
Woman Who Posts Multiple Selfies Actually Dead Inside
It has become clear that a woman who posts numerous selfies on a daily basis, is actually dead on the inside, hates her life and feeds off the attention of…
Revealed: Irish Aural Tapes Using Breaking Bad
Leaked Irish aural tapes from this year’s Leaving Certificate have revealed that the State Examinations Commission has used Breaking Bad on one of their examination tapes for this years course….
Facebook Buys Students’ Mini Company For €450 Million
Two 12 year olds from Portumna Community School in Galway, have become the latest entrepreneurs to be acquired by Facebook, for a staggering €450 million. By Cormac Moore Facebook have been on an…
Alarming Number of Students Still Convinced Leaving Cert Is Important
A recent study has today revealed that a large amount of leaving certificate students are still convinced that the state exams are in some way valuable to their personal and professional lives….
Office Politics Expected To Turn Vicious After Nation Watches House of Cards
Office politics around the country, are expected to take a turn for the worst, after the entire nation spent the weekend consumed by the second series of House of Cards….
Single Woman Claims Valentines Day Is ‘Just a Commercial Holiday Anyway’
Single woman Siobhan Riordan, has today claimed that St. Valentines Day is nothing more than a marketing stunt by large companies to help them boost sales. By Cormac Moore Speaking…
Consultants Launch Irish Water By Pissing Into Water Supply
Irish Water was officially launched today, where the overpaid consultants celebrated the occasion by pissing in the water supply. By Cormac Moore The controversial move came as the marketing team,…
LinkedIn Profiles To Incorporate Star Signs
LinkedIn have announced today that the professional social networking platform will include people’s star signs, in an effort to reveal more about their character and behavioural traits for prospective employers….
Local GAA Lad Cooks Dinner Using Fire In His Belly
A local GAA lad, from Navan O’Mahony’s, county Meath, cooked last night’s dinner for himself using nothing more than the fire in is belly. By Cormac Moore Podge McShinty’s gas…
Clamping In Dublin To Be Finally Banned In 2014
Dublin City Council have announced plans today that will result in clamping being prohibited in the city centre by the end of 2014. By Cormac Moore The move comes after…
6 Social Media Trends In 2014 You Need To Know About
What will be some of the most important social media trends in 2014? By Cormac Moore More and more social media is making it’s way into our lives, disrupting those…
87% Of Irish Men Believe They Have A Chance With Georgia Salpa
A new report published today has found that 87% of Irish males, between the ages of 18 and 45, strongly believe they have a chance of engaging in a romantic…
Tears For Ronan O’Gara Cause Devastating Floods Nationwide
MET Eireann have confirmed today that the devastating flooding seen around the country has in fact been caused by the collective tears of a nation, that weeped quietly to themselves…
Apathetic Man Not Setting Any Resolutions This Year To Avoid Disappointment
A lethargic and dispassionate 26 year old Galway man has decided to not bother setting any New Year’s resolutions, so that he can successfully avoid any setbacks or disappointments in…
Online Privacy Hypocrite Shares O2 Girl Picture
An Irishman who was outraged during 2013 upon hearing the revelations from Edward Snowden about breaches to Internet privacy, has today shared another explicit image of a young woman at…
Goverment Launch The Young Bondholder Of The Year Award
As part of the medium term economic plan being announced this afternoon, it appears the government are going to launch a national initiative, aimed at getting more young Irish people…
Woman Must Face Boss After Awkward Xmas Party Incident
An awkward and still slightly hungover 27 year old Ruth Hand is not looking forward to speaking with her boss today, after the company’s xmas party on Friday evening. Hand…
Now That’s What I Call Funeral Hymns 48
Struggling to find that ideal Christmas gift this year? Well then why not give the gift of misery this year with this once in a lifetime collection of the best…
Listen | The CRC’s Top Up Appeal Campaign
The CRC are renewing their appeal for donations so that they can yop up senior members of their staff’s wages. The Central Remedial Clinic had been stealing money from charitable…
India Prove Time Travel Possible After Banning Homosexuality
The international scientific community has just witnessed one of the greatest discoveries of all time, after India proved that travelling back in time is actually possible. Authorities in Indian made the mind-blowing…
Listen Back | Cleaning In Fast Food Outlets Costs Jobs | Podcast
Cormac Moore chats to iRadio’s Chris Greene and Ciara King about how cleaning up after yourself in Fast Food outlets is actually costing jobs and about the harrowing case of…
Crime Journalists Paul Williams To Appear On TV3’s Toy Show Tonight
Crime journalist Paul Williams will be appearing on TV3’s toy show this evening, to discuss with Alan Hughes and the children who take part, the darker and more sinister sides…
Man Trapped In Bathroom Without Any Toilet Paper
News is emerging today that a recently employed graduate is stranded in his office toilets, after he realised half way through doing his business, that there was no toilet paper…
Listen | Eircom Launch Their New Ad For Weight Loss Product
In a recent post, we revealed how telecoms giant Eircom have launched a brand new and exciting weight loss product. Eircom’s new broadband service has been designed to constantly drop…
Irish Rugby Team Planning Piss Up Ahead of New Zealand Test
Joe Schmidt has today confirmed that the Irish rugby team will be forced to go out on a serious bender ahead of Sunday’s test match against New Zealand. The Irish…
Listen Back | Snapchat and Irish Fashion Bloggers on iRadio | Podcast
Listen back to Cormac from The Potato chatting to Chris Greene and Ciara King on iRadio about the latest breaking Irish news stories. In this most recent episode, they’re talking…
MILFs Offended After Michael McGrath Denies ‘Liking’ Them
MILFs around Ireland have today spoken out about offensive comments they claim Fianna Fáil Minister Michael McGrath made about them. Michael McGrath’s page was pictured after he liked the MILF of the Day…
Student Blames Controller Settings For Losing At FIFA 14
23 year old Brian Caffrey has blamed “unfamiliar controller settings” for losing every single game of FIFA 14 over the weekend. Brian was playing against his friends and lost every…
Snapchat Founder Confirmed As Being Dumbest Person On Planet
Evidence is emerging today that is confirming that Snapchat founder Evan Spiegel, is in fact the dumbest person on planet earth, after rejecting a $3 Billion cash bid for his loss…
Listen Back | GAA Launch Next Score Wins | Podcast
Cormac Talks to iRadio’s Chris Greene and Ciara King about the GAA’s plans to introduce a ‘Next Score Wins’ rule in next year’s championship.
Enda Kenny In Paris To Tell Youth They Should Probably Just Emigrate Too
Enda Kenny has today travelled to Paris to attend a conference on youth unemployment in Europe. The Taoiseach is to deliver a keynote speech to the young people of Europe,…
New Driving Test To Examine Ability To Use Social Media In Vehicle
The Road Safety Authority of Ireland has announced today that from 2014, the driving test will now examine a person’s ability to use social media safely while operating a vehicle….
Dublin Commuters To Start Smelling Better From Tomorrow
Dublin’s public transport users are expected to start smelling better from tomorrow as water restrictions in the evenings are to be eased. Problems at the Ballymore Eustrace Water Treatment Plant had…
Listen Back | Gang Called The ‘HSE’ Taking Irish Children | Podcast
Cormac talks to Chris and Ciara on The Cracked i on iRadio about the recent incidents in which a gang, calling themselves the HSE was involved in a number of…
Listen Back | Brazilian Spider Trafficking On the Cracked i | Podcast
Cormac recently spoke to Chris Greene on iRadio’s The Cracked i about the horrific incident of the Brazilian spider that was illegally trafficked from her banana home in South America…
Massive Concerns For Prostitute That Had To Sleep With Justin Bieber
There are growing concerns for the welfare of the Brazilian prostitute that had to sleep with Justin Bieber, The Potato can reveal today. Justin Bieber was snapped coming out of…
Brazilian Spider Horrified At Waking Up In South London Home
A Brazilian Wandering Spider has spoken out about her shock at waking up with her children in London after being kidnapped from their banana home in South America. The mother…
Ronan Keating To Appear In Brothel Scene In Love/Hate
Leaked reports are emerging that another Boyzone member is set to make a cameo appearance in the next episode of Love/Hate. After Keith Duffy made a brief appearance in a…
Marathon Runner Finds Jesus Christ After Nipple Stigmata
Dublin City Marathon runner Andrew Byrnes has today proclaimed his devotion to the word of Jesus Christ, after experiencing severe stigmata during today’s race. Stigmata is a term used by…
Mother Of Ginger Child Terrified For His Safety
A mother of a 10 year old ginger haired boy, has spoken about how she is now terrified for her son’s safety after the Roma children incidents. The boy has…
Listen Back | Chris And Ciara Take The Irish Alcoholic Test
We spoke to Chris and Ciara on iRadio’s The Cracked i on Monday and gave them the Irish alcoholic test, to determine if they had a problem. Listen back here…
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