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Dublin Pays Tribute To Tommy’s Ass With Bronze Statue
In breaking news this morning, Dublin is to get it’s very own statue of Tommy’s ass, the county council can confirm today. The decision to pay tribute to the backside…
Man Gets Ireland Job Based On His Football Related Status Updates
A 30 year old football fan has just been appointed the new Ireland manager after the FAI spotted a series of football related status updates he had posted on his…
One Direction Change Tour Date For Holy Communion Families
One Direction have decided to change their Irish tour date next year to help accommodate three families in Limerick, who have children doing their Holy Communion on the same day…
Man Who Stole Radioactive Material Doesn’t Get Superpowers
It is emerging that the robbery of radioactive material from a location in Swords at the end of September, was fuelled by the criminal’s desire to obtain superpowers, The Potato…
Irish Version Of ‘Sex Box’ Announced
Irish television viewers are to get their very own version of Channel 4’s Sex Box, The Potato can exclusively reveal. Sex Box is a ground-breaking new show, where couples have…
Sales Of Fizzy Orange Surge 900%
Shops around Ireland have today experienced a huge increase in demand for fizzy orange. Some outlets have reported a staggering 900% increase today when compared with previous daily averages. It…
Government Planning 2nd Seanad Referendum Already
Updated 16:30 With the No vote winning the referendum, leaked reports from inside government offices, show that plans are already being made to hold a second referendum to abolish the…
Louis Walsh and Simon Cowell Arrested Over Murder Allegations
Louis Walsh and Simon Cowell have today been arrested in connection with allegations that they have been murdering music for the last number of years. The allegations were made by…
Miley Cyrus and Sinead O’Connor Agree UFC Showdown
UFC organisers have bagged one of their highest profile matches ever, by securing both Miley Cyrus and Sinead O’Connor for a meeting in the Octagon later this month. Cyrus and…
Spiders Call For Action After Recent Spate Of Fatal Attacks
The Irish Spider Association (ISA) is calling on the government to implement proper legislation to help protect the Irish spider population from being persecuted by screaming Irish women. The screaming…
Man Complaining About Referendum Probably Won’t Vote Anyway
A 30 year old man, Patrick Reilly, who has been openly complaining about the government and the upcoming referendum, probably wont bother voting this Friday. The man who has been…
Oktoberfest Organisers Disgusted Over Lack Of Public Outrage
Oktoberfest organisers have today hit out at the Irish media for the lack of negative publicity that they feel has been directed at the 3 week German Beer Drinking festival. …
Job Fairy Working With Government To Help Solve Employment Crisis
The government has today launched its new nationwide campaign designed to get more unemployed people back to work. Minister for Jobs, Enterprise and Innovation Richard Bruton launched today’s campaign that…
Viewers Complain Over TV3’s “Celebrity” Apprentice
Reports are emerging today that last nights episode of Celebrity Apprentice resulted in hundred of complaints being made to TV3 after the show aired. Emails, phone calls and hand written…
Man Wins Imaginary Argument With His Boss
A 27 year old man has today won an imaginary argument with his boss after she condescendingly rejected his proposals for a project they were working on. Colm Sweeney is…
Diageo Admit Arthur’s Day Is About Excessive Drinking
Diageo have finally come out and admitted today to the public that Arthur’s Day is mainly about excessive drinking to help them drive sales and market share. Although everyone already…
Coppers Woman Fooled By All Ireland Ticket Receipts
A blonde woman in her late twenties, was last night fooled into shifting some lad from Mayo, when he presented her with 2 ticket receipts and claimed they were in…
Dumb Parents Excited About Exploiting Their Children At Beauty Pageant
Ireland’s dumbest parents are all expected to converge in Balbriggan this weekend for the Universal Royalty Beauty Pageant – a competition that will see children as young as one year old…
Latest Figures Show Slave Trade In Ireland Tops 20,000
Latest figures announced by Minister for Social Protection Joan Burton show that the amount of slaves in Ireland has topped the 20,000 figure mark. The figure was seen as an…
UCD Student Still Desperately Searching For Parking Space
19 year old Simon Cullen is this evening still desperately trying to find a car parking space on the campus of UCD. Simon has been searching for a space for…
Junior Doctors To Get Their Own Free Private Bars
In an attempt to avert strike action by junior doctors later this month, the government have offered to install free private bars in every hospital in the country. The Irish…
Louis Walsh Revealed As New Ireland Manager
In a shocking move this afternoon, the FAI have revealed that Louis Walsh will be taking over as manager of the Irish senior football team. The news comes after Giovanni…
Trapattoni Linked To Managerial Position At Macari’s Blanchardstown
It appears that Macari’s Takeaway have offered Giovanni Trapattoni the managerial position at it’s Blanchardstown village location. The chain of chippers decided to make the offer after Ireland’s defeat to…
Mature Student Asks Another Pointless Question
Students in a UCD Commerce class were today subjected to the pointless questions from an incredibly irritating mature student, the Potato can reveal today. 38 year old Johann Duerr, is a…
Sinead O’Connor Signs Lucrative Endorsement Deal With B&Q
Breaking news coming out today as it appears that controversial singer songwriter Sinead O’Connor has signed an endorsement deal with multinational DIY and home improvement chain B&Q. The exact figure…
Scientist Claims Internet Will Run Out Of Lists By 2020
Buzz F. Hubbert, a research scientist in the field of information systems and data analysis, has caused massive controversy today by claiming the Internet will run out of list articles…
Transfer News: Paul McShane Signs For Harchester United
As transfer deadline day draws ever closer it can now be confirmed that Irish international Paul McShane has signed for fictional premier league side Harchester Untied. The deal, finalised in…
Girlos Enjoy A Loud Chat In Cinema
2 women in their late twenties from Blanchardstown north Dublin, last night enjoyed one of their loudest, longest and ‘bestest’ conversations they have had in years. The pair decided the…
Teacher Exhausted After Long Day Of Reading Answers From Back Of Book
A 27 year old newly appointed maths teacher in a south Dublin secondary school, has today returned home exhausted after a long and hard day reading answers from the back…
Woman Tips Herself After Eating At Nandos
A 24 year old woman from Dundrum last night decided that it made far more sense to leave a tip for herself after eating at Nandos, since she did the…
Intern Rushed To Hospital With 56 Paper Cuts
26 year old Tara Kennedy was today rushed to hospital after receiving a reported 56 paper cuts from extensive filing in a city centre office this morning. Tara, who has…
Cat Dreams Of Being Next Big Internet Sensation
Coco, a 2 year old cat living in Dublin is hoping to one day become the next big cat sensation on the Internet. She is hoping to follow in the…
Tolls To Be Introduced On Busy City Centre Paths
A new initiative being launched by the Department of Transport will see several paths in Dublin’s City Centre become tolled, meaning that pedestrians will have to fork out money to…
First Year’s Bag Weighs More Than He Does
12 year old Scott Thompson was today left shocked and upset to find out that the bag he needs for big school weighs more than he actually does. Scott was…
The Weekly Mash Up – August 23
Roses, potatoes and Guinness. All the top Irish news stories this week on the Weekly Mash Up: No Famine No Cry | Music Video The 7 Lad Types You Play…
The 7 Lad Types You Play Astro With
If you play astro on a weekly basis, chances are you’ll notice some regular patterns from yourself and others on the pitch. Maybe some take it too seriously, maybe some…
The Rose of Tralee | Live Blog | Second Leg
Welcome back to the second leg of the Rose of Tralee. After a proposal, a dead fish and lots of very, very boring poetry, it’s unclear as to how tonight’s…
Ruairi Quinn Confirmed To Have Alzheimer’s Disease
News today has emerged that Minister for Education Ruairi Quinn has developed the early onset of Alzheimer’s disease. The news comes after the Minister proposes more cuts to college grants…
Diaego Set To Win Arthur Guinness Projects
With the final few days of the Arthur Guinness Projects rolling in, it appears that Diageo are on course to be the clear cut winners from the entire competition. The…
Life Coach Still Hasn’t Achieved Anything Outstanding
45 year old Life Coach Deidre O’Keefe still hasn’t achieved anything outstanding in her life and is beginning to wonder if she ever will. Deirdre has been training and coaching…
Pat Kenny Agrees To Pay Sick OAPs TV License Fine
Former RTE broadcaster Pat Kenny has today agreed to pay a sick, elderly couple’s TV license fine so that they avoid criminal charges and can focus on their own personal…
Many Men In Their Late 20’s Heading Out Tonight
A survey taken of men in their mid to late twenties this afternoon has revealed that the large majority of them are planning on heading out tonight on a mid…
Girl Convinced She Failed Exams Gets 595 Points
18 year old Sarah McNally, convinced she was going to fail all her exams and ruin her entire life, discovered today that she in fact got 595 points in her…
Student Who Answered ‘Science Bitch’ Fails Chemistry Exam
17 year old Brian O’Connor from Terenure College in Dublin, today discovered that he failed his Leaving Certificate chemistry exam after he wrote “science bitch” on a number of answer…
EXPOSED: Ryanair Funded Channel 4 Dispatches Program
In a hugely shocking turn of events, it appears that Ryanair secretly funded the Channel 4 Dispatches documentary as part of an overall marketing campaign to convince people to bring…
Hungover Woman Getting Ready To Ruin Healthy Diet
A 23 year old hungover woman from Clonsilla in North Dublin is preparing to ruin the healthy diet she was as she chooses which fast food outlet she is going…
The Weekly Mash Up – August 9th
The stories that matter this week, right here in one place on the Weekly Mash Up: Outrage As Dublin Footballers Don’t Have Threesome After their quarter final win over Cork,…
Man Taken Out Of Coma To Play Local Championship Match
A 27 year old man from Seneschalstown, county Meath, was yesterday taken out of a medically induced coma so that he would be able to join the senior panel for their…
The Potato Meets Amanda Brunker
We had a slight Twitter spat with Amanda Brunker on Friday evening. She wasn’t happy with the breaking news about her headlining the Social Welfare Tent at Oxegen and took to…
Roy Keane Writes Open Letter To Alex Ferguson
Roy Keane has penned an open later to Alex Ferguson after the ex united boss publicly slammed Keane in his autobiography. Ferguson in his books makes comments about an interview Roy Keane… Read more »