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SHOCKING: Couple Were Illegally Tortured For Over 20 Hours By Their Married Friends

SHOCKING: Couple Were Illegally Tortured For Over 20 Hours By Their Married Friends

In what many readers may find disturbing, new details are coming out revealing the common torture methods employed by married people to try and extract information from their unmarried friends, about… Read more »

Fadia Harpenter’s Dublin Diary | A Hard Heartbreaking Week

Fadia Harpenter’s Dublin Diary | A Hard Heartbreaking Week

I had a bad week. It wasn’t great. I don’t think it’s going to work out with the rugby player. I’m not sure I like him that much and when I… Read more »

Romantic Late Night Tesco Dates Keeping Relationship Together

Romantic Late Night Tesco Dates Keeping Relationship Together

Caoimhe Murray and Gavin Ryan have today explained how late night trips to a 24 hour Tesco are the basis for their entire relationship.  The couple who have been going… Read more »

Official: Stoneybatter To Become Protected Hipster Reserve

Official: Stoneybatter To Become Protected Hipster Reserve

The Irish Wildlife Trust has today announced that Stoneybatter, Dublin is to become an official protected nature reserve, established to conserve Ireland’s hipster population.  The decision was made as it was noted… Read more »

Great News: Coke Dealer Guaranteeing White Xmas For Ireland

Great News: Coke Dealer Guaranteeing White Xmas For Ireland

Dublin cocaine dealer Skinny Pablo has dismissed claims that Ireland will not be having snow this Christmas and is confident that it’s going to be one of the whitest festive seasons… Read more »

Extremist Beliebers Have Taken Hostages After Ticket Demands Not Met

Extremist Beliebers Have Taken Hostages After Ticket Demands Not Met

Justin Bieber radicals have taken at least 20 people hostage in Dublin today, after their ticket demands were not met. The extremist group had been staging a protest since Tuesday,… Read more »

Dublin Model’s ‘Amazing TV Opportunity In LA’ Actually Just A Holiday

Dublin Model’s ‘Amazing TV Opportunity In LA’ Actually Just A Holiday

A Dublin models ‘amazing TV opportunity in LA‘, was actually just an extended holiday, The Potato can reveal this evening.  Aisling O’Rourke, 24, from Milltown in Dublin, posted various messages… Read more »

Drive In Cinema Announced For Dublin’s M50

Drive In Cinema Announced For Dublin’s M50

Exciting news today if you’re commuting on Dublin’s M50 regularly – plans for a Drive-In cinema have just been announced. Rather than deal with the chronic congestion problems, The National… Read more »

Dangerous Seagulls Main Importer Of Heroin In Ireland

Dangerous Seagulls Main Importer Of Heroin In Ireland

An investigation involving the Gardaí, Interpol and the Revenue Commissioners, has discovered that a criminal gang of Seagulls, tormenting people in Dublin, are in fact the largest importers of heroin into Ireland…. Read more »

TRAGIC: Dublin Man’s Holiday Ruined After He Forgets Tricolour

TRAGIC: Dublin Man’s Holiday Ruined After He Forgets Tricolour

Tragic news is coming out of Majorca today, as reports confirm that a Dublin man’s holiday has been ruined, after he left his tricolour at home in Dublin.  By Cormac… Read more »

BREAKING: Copper Face Jacks Agrees To Hold All 5 Garth Brooks Concerts

BREAKING: Copper Face Jacks Agrees To Hold All 5 Garth Brooks Concerts

Great news for distraught Garth Brooks fans, as it has been revealed that Copper Face Jacks have agreed terms with Aiken Promotions and the country singer, to hold all 5… Read more »

Pro Garth Vigil To Be Held In Dublin Tonight

Pro Garth Vigil To Be Held In Dublin Tonight

Tens of thousands of Pro Garth campaigners are expected to descend onto Merrion Square this evening, for a candlelight vigil protesting over Dublin City Council’s recent decision to only grant… Read more »

Brian O’Driscoll To Open Sheep Farm In Dublin

Brian O’Driscoll To Open Sheep Farm In Dublin

The Freedom of the City of Dublin has been awarded to legendary rugby star Brian O’Driscoll at a reception in the Mansion House. Sources close to the now ex-international player… Read more »

Garth Brooks To Perform Private Concert For Croke Park Residents

Garth Brooks To Perform Private Concert For Croke Park Residents

In an effort to settle the on-going dispute involving the Croke Park Residents and the country music singer concert dates, Garth Brooks has agreed to play a private gig in… Read more »

Ranelagh Joyrider Released Following Rampage; All Weapons Confiscated & $100

Ranelagh Joyrider Released Following Rampage; All Weapons Confiscated & $100

The joyrider who cut a path of destruction through Dublin City last night in a stolen van has appeared outside Pearse Street Garda station with full health, but minus his… Read more »

Kerryman Quits Over C-Word

Kerryman Quits Over C-Word

A Kerry man has claimed that he resigned from his Dublin bar job after being “taunted” with degrading remarks about his ‘cultural’ rural origins. Or “Culchie” for short. By Tom… Read more »

Culchie Sees Lesbians Shifting, Loses Mind

Culchie Sees Lesbians Shifting, Loses Mind

A trip to Dublin has had life-changing consequences for one naive bog-orphan, who was left in a catatonic state following a night out in the city, writes Gerry McBride. The… Read more »

Colin Farrell To Return As Line Dancing Instructor In Dublin

Colin Farrell To Return As Line Dancing Instructor In Dublin

Break for the Border have decided to cash in on the Garth Brooks gig’s in Dublin this July by asking Hollywood superstar Colin Farrell to reprise his role as their… Read more »

Garth Brooks To Perform “Standing Outside The Spire” Special

Garth Brooks To Perform “Standing Outside The Spire” Special

Legendary country singer Garth Brooks today announced that he will be bringing his tour to Ireland later in the year.  By Cormac Moore The news came as a delight to… Read more »

Irish Model Is Done With This Bullshit

Irish Model Is Done With This Bullshit

In an unprecedented turn of events, an Irish model has walked off a photo-shoot in Dublin City claiming to be “done with this bullshit”. By Gerry McBride Believed to be… Read more »

Nightclub Photographer Imagines Killing Everyone

Nightclub Photographer Imagines Killing Everyone

Nightclub Photographer Niall Hagan (32), has admitted to wanting to murder nearly everyone he photographs while in front of the camera, the Potato can reveal today. By Christian Talbot Niall,… Read more »

Dublin Spire To Be Re-Named The “Stephen Cluxton Point”

Dublin Spire To Be Re-Named The “Stephen Cluxton Point”

Following yesterdays outrage that the monument known as The Spire of Dublin might be re-named after deceased South African president Nelson Mandela, the people of our Fair City launched a… Read more »

Castleknock Campaigns For Southside Postal Code

Castleknock Campaigns For Southside Postal Code

Local Castleknock residents have come together to launch a campaign aimed at changing their postal code from a northside one, to a southside one.  By Cormac Moore Caslteknock has long… Read more »

Exciting Plans To Have WiFi At Web Summit 2014

Exciting Plans To Have WiFi At Web Summit 2014

After a hugely successful Web Summit 2013 in the RDS, exciting plans are already under way to make next year’s event bigger and better than ever before. Organisers are planning… Read more »

Man Who Stole Radioactive Material Doesn’t Get Superpowers

Man Who Stole Radioactive Material Doesn’t Get Superpowers

It is emerging that the robbery of radioactive material from a location in Swords at the end of September, was fuelled by the criminal’s desire to obtain superpowers, The Potato… Read more »

Man Wins Imaginary Argument With His Boss

Man Wins Imaginary Argument With His Boss

A 27 year old man has today won an imaginary argument with his boss after she condescendingly rejected his proposals for a project they were working on. Colm Sweeney is… Read more »

Coppers Woman Fooled By All Ireland Ticket Receipts

Coppers Woman Fooled By All Ireland Ticket Receipts

A blonde woman in her late twenties, was last night fooled into shifting some lad from Mayo, when he presented her with 2 ticket receipts and claimed they were in… Read more »

Exposed: What You Need to Know About The All Ireland Final

Exposed: What You Need to Know About The All Ireland Final

While the rest of the country is scrambling to cover their houses in bunting and paint their children in team colours ahead of tomorrows clan clash, we at The Potato… Read more »

Skrillex Suing The “Step” Out Of The “Dubs”

Skrillex Suing The “Step” Out Of The “Dubs”

Dublin GAA faces its first major challenge today ahead of their All-Ireland Clash against Mayo- and it isn’t football related. American electronic music artist Skrillex is suing the Dublin GAA… Read more »

WIN Tickets To See Sean Nolan, Al Porter and Colm Tyrell

WIN Tickets To See Sean Nolan, Al Porter and Colm Tyrell

This Wednesday evening (sept 18th) in the Workman’s Club Dublin, 3 rising stars of Irish comedy take to the stage and we have a pair of tickets that you could… Read more »

Mature Student Asks Another Pointless Question

Mature Student Asks Another Pointless Question

Students in a UCD Commerce class were today subjected to the pointless questions from an incredibly irritating mature student, the Potato can reveal today.  38 year old Johann Duerr, is a… Read more »

Shoplifter Delighted To Be Stealing Music From HMV Again

Shoplifter Delighted To Be Stealing Music From HMV Again

Danny McNamara (36) a self-proclaimed music snob and court-proclaimed petty larcenist told The Potato yesterday that he is delighted at the reopening of HMV on Henry Street in Dublin. “When… Read more »

SHOCKING: Sharp Increase in Cases of Gaelic’s Disease

SHOCKING: Sharp Increase in Cases of Gaelic’s Disease

A condition known as Gaelic’s Disease is taking hold of populations in Cork, Clare, Mayo and Dublin. Usually dormant throughout most of the year, Gaelic’s Disease reaches a threatening intensity… Read more »

Girlos Enjoy A Loud Chat In Cinema

Girlos Enjoy A Loud Chat In Cinema

2 women in their late twenties from Blanchardstown north Dublin, last night enjoyed one of their loudest, longest and ‘bestest’ conversations they have had in years. The pair decided the… Read more »

Woman Tips Herself After Eating At Nandos

Woman Tips Herself After Eating At Nandos

A 24 year old woman from Dundrum last night decided that it made far more sense to leave a tip for herself after eating at Nandos, since she did the… Read more »

Intern Rushed To Hospital With 56 Paper Cuts

Intern Rushed To Hospital With 56 Paper Cuts

26 year old Tara Kennedy was today rushed to hospital after receiving a reported 56 paper cuts from extensive filing in a city centre office this morning. Tara, who has… Read more »

Tolls To Be Introduced On Busy City Centre Paths

Tolls To Be Introduced On Busy City Centre Paths

A new initiative being launched by the Department of Transport will see several paths in Dublin’s City Centre become tolled, meaning that pedestrians will have to fork out money to… Read more »

The 7 Lad Types You Play Astro With

The 7 Lad Types You Play Astro With

If you play astro on a weekly basis, chances are you’ll notice some regular patterns from yourself and others on the pitch. Maybe some take it too seriously, maybe some… Read more »

Diaego Set To Win Arthur Guinness Projects

Diaego Set To Win Arthur Guinness Projects

With the final few days of the Arthur Guinness Projects rolling in, it appears that Diageo are on course to be the clear cut winners from the entire competition. The… Read more »

Student Who Answered ‘Science Bitch’ Fails Chemistry Exam

Student Who Answered ‘Science Bitch’ Fails Chemistry Exam

17 year old Brian O’Connor from Terenure College in Dublin, today discovered that he failed his Leaving Certificate chemistry exam after he wrote “science bitch” on a number of answer… Read more »

You Know You’re Drunk When | Video

You Know You’re Drunk When | Video

You know you’re drunk when takes a strange look at the world of the drunk… Video by Pork Street.  

Outrage As Dublin Footballers Don’t Have Threesome

Outrage As Dublin Footballers Don’t Have Threesome

The Dublin footballers have today expressed their sheer disgust at the lack of threesomes last night after their win over Cork in Croke Park. Dublin won the game 1-16 to… Read more »

The 3 Must Watch Videos If You’re Going To Oxegen 2013

The 3 Must Watch Videos If You’re Going To Oxegen 2013

If you’re heading to Oxegen 2013 then why not take some time to watch the carefully selected videos below that are sure to make your time there fare more safer… Read more »

Disaster: Pat Kenny Not Compatible With Newstalk Broadcasting Software

Disaster: Pat Kenny Not Compatible With Newstalk Broadcasting Software

It appears that Pat Kenny, the cybernetic organism that was recently bought by Newstalk to add to their broadcasting schedule, may not actually be compatible with the stations software, placing… Read more »

Spotted: Is This Pat Kenny’s Replacement?

Spotted: Is This Pat Kenny’s Replacement?

With the country coming to grips with the sudden departure of Pat Kenny from RTE Radio, speculation has already mounted as to who would be his replacement at the state… Read more »

President Obama Launches War On Truth

President Obama Launches War On Truth

President Barack Obama has today officially announced a War on Truth as Bradley Manning gets sentenced today for leaking internal documents online. The whistle-blower could face up to 136 years in prison… Read more »

Poll: Should Women Weigh Their Bags Before They Go To The Airport?

Poll: Should Women Weigh Their Bags Before They Go To The Airport?

In a recent study carried out by the Dublin Airport Authority (DAA), it was discovered that a large amount of women didn’t bother to check the weight of their bags… Read more »

Foil Arms and Hog – Business Dudes #2

Foil Arms and Hog – Business Dudes #2

Foil Arms and Hog return taking business. Again. After the last venture in heroin dealing failed, the execs are here brainstorming more inventive ideas that will hopefully bring success and… Read more »

Shocking Truth Exposed: Kate Middleton STILL Pregnant

Shocking Truth Exposed: Kate Middleton STILL Pregnant

In a blatantly obvious attempt to continue to try and milk more from the royal baby story, The Potato can reveal evidence that suggests Kate Middleton is still pregnant and that the… Read more »

Vodafone Comedy Stage School To Up-skill Thousands

Vodafone Comedy Stage School To Up-skill Thousands

The Vodafone Comedy Festival recently launched their very own stage school to help people become qualified and certified comedians. The move comes to try and help people retrain and develop… Read more »

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