List/Grid Tag Archives: football

Uncovered: Financial Corruption at Sepp Blatters Weekly Game of Astro

Uncovered: Financial Corruption at Sepp Blatters Weekly Game of Astro

As news of Sepp Blatter’s 8 year ban from football emerges, more damaging information is coming out regarding serious financial irregularities at his weekly game of astro with the lads. … Read more »

Jose Mourinho Sacked – Likely To Be Replaced By Fantasy Football Manager

Jose Mourinho Sacked – Likely To Be Replaced By Fantasy Football Manager

In breaking news this afternoon, it appears that Chelsea have sacked manager Jose Mourinho as first team manager.  The reigning league champions have suffered a string of defeats with the… Read more »

Liverpool Supporters To Aid Manchester United Fans In Crisis

Liverpool Supporters To Aid Manchester United Fans In Crisis

In an attempt to help Manchester United Fans deal with the implosion of their once great team, an unlikely foe has extended a helping hand.  Manchester United fans are currently… Read more »

Gooch Undergoes Cruciate Surgery; Runs Marathon, Rescues Orphans

Gooch Undergoes Cruciate Surgery; Runs Marathon, Rescues Orphans

Having undergone surgery on a cruciate ligament injury sustained during a match for his club Dr. Croakes, Crocked Kerry GAA Superstar Colm “Gooch” Cooper has begun his road to recuperation… Read more »

Shock: Footballer Survives Tackle During Match

Shock: Footballer Survives Tackle During Match

The world of soccer was left dumbfounded yesterday after a Spanish striker miraculously walked away from a tackle, writes Gerry McBride. The incident, which occurred during a match between La… Read more »

GAA To Launch ‘Next Score Wins’ Championship In 2014

GAA To Launch ‘Next Score Wins’ Championship In 2014

The GAA are to introduce a new format for next year’s GAA Championship in a bid to make the game more open and competitive. Officials today announced that the All… Read more »

Man Gets Ireland Job Based On His Football Related Status Updates

Man Gets Ireland Job Based On His Football Related Status Updates

A 30 year old football fan has just been appointed the new Ireland manager after the FAI spotted a series of football related status updates he had posted on his… Read more »

POLL: Do You Have Any Idea What John 3:7 Means?

POLL: Do You Have Any Idea What John 3:7 Means?

Every single game that’s held in Croke Park, features one man and his sign, John 3:7.  And All Ireland Final day is no different. Perched up in Hill 16, this… Read more »

Exposed: What You Need to Know About The All Ireland Final

Exposed: What You Need to Know About The All Ireland Final

While the rest of the country is scrambling to cover their houses in bunting and paint their children in team colours ahead of tomorrows clan clash, we at The Potato… Read more »

Skrillex Suing The “Step” Out Of The “Dubs”

Skrillex Suing The “Step” Out Of The “Dubs”

Dublin GAA faces its first major challenge today ahead of their All-Ireland Clash against Mayo- and it isn’t football related. American electronic music artist Skrillex is suing the Dublin GAA… Read more »

The Weekly Mash Up – September 13th

The Weekly Mash Up – September 13th

Friday the 13th brings us to a close in a week that saw Louis Walsh appointed Ireland manager, Trap taking up the reigns at a chipper and HMV welcoming back… Read more »

Louis Walsh Revealed As New Ireland Manager

Louis Walsh Revealed As New Ireland Manager

In a shocking move this afternoon, the FAI have revealed that Louis Walsh will be taking over as manager of the Irish senior football team. The news comes after Giovanni… Read more »

Trapattoni Linked To Managerial Position At Macari’s Blanchardstown

Trapattoni Linked To Managerial Position At Macari’s Blanchardstown

It appears that Macari’s Takeaway have offered Giovanni Trapattoni the managerial position at it’s Blanchardstown village location.  The chain of chippers decided to make the offer after Ireland’s defeat to… Read more »

SHOCKING: Sharp Increase in Cases of Gaelic’s Disease

SHOCKING: Sharp Increase in Cases of Gaelic’s Disease

A condition known as Gaelic’s Disease is taking hold of populations in Cork, Clare, Mayo and Dublin. Usually dormant throughout most of the year, Gaelic’s Disease reaches a threatening intensity… Read more »

Liverpool V Manchester United | Live Blog

Liverpool V Manchester United | Live Blog

Liverpool take on Manchester Untied today at Anfield and The Potato will be live blogging the entire match. Special guest today taking on the blogging duties will be Anto, a… Read more »

Man Picks Fantasy Football League Based On Overheard Pub Conversations

Man Picks Fantasy Football League Based On Overheard Pub Conversations

Colin O’Donoghue spent most of this afternoon sitting in front of his computer trying to pick a team for the office fantasy football league. Despite having little to no knowledge… Read more »

Extra Bandwagons Added After Dublin Win Leinster Final

Extra Bandwagons Added After Dublin Win Leinster Final

Dublin Bus have announced that they will be expanding their bandwagon services after today’s Leinster football final was won by the Dublin team as they overcame Meath in Croke Park… Read more »

Draw Leaves 6 Counties Situation Unresolved

Draw Leaves 6 Counties Situation Unresolved

Tonight’s international friendly between England and the Republic of Ireland has finished 1-1 this evening. Shane Long put the Irish in front early on in the first half, but an… Read more »

IRE v ENG: Winner Gets 6 Counties For Keepzies

IRE v ENG: Winner Gets 6 Counties For Keepzies

As if tonight’s international match between England and The Republic of Ireland was not going to be competitive enough, it appears now that the winners of this evening’s game will… Read more »

Ivanovic Left Undead After Suarez Bite

Ivanovic Left Undead After Suarez Bite

Bad news for Chelsea fans today as it turns out that bite victim Branislav Ivanović has unfortunately become undead, after his encounter with Liverpool striker Luis Suarez yesterday. Chelsea’s medical staff… Read more »

Luis Suarez To Star In New Twilight Movie

Luis Suarez To Star In New Twilight Movie

Luis Suarez, who today got the last minute equaliser for Liverpool in their Premier League game against Chelsea  has been offered the leading role in the next Twilight movie, after the… Read more »

Liverpool Fans At Greater Risk Of Heart Attack

Liverpool Fans At Greater Risk Of Heart Attack

Liverpool FC supporters are at a much higher risk of dying from a heart attack than any other supporters in the Premier League, a new health study has shown.  Heart Research UK… Read more »

Man Repeats Sky Sports News To Sound Like A Real Fan

Man Repeats Sky Sports News To Sound Like A Real Fan

What do you do if you have no idea about what sports your friends are interested in, yet want to come across to them as a cool and informed member… Read more »

Ireland Vs Greece | Winner Gets Special Treatment From EU/IMF

Ireland Vs Greece | Winner Gets Special Treatment From EU/IMF

Tomorrow night’s international friendly could prove to be a turning point in either country’s struggling economies. Greece travel to Ireland (how they can afford to is anyone’s guess…) to take… Read more »

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